Cat 911: what’s your emergency
Cat: my human is bleeding to death!
911: stay calm. what happened
Cat: she tried to pet my stomach so I scratched and bit her
911:
Cat:
911: hahahaha
Cat: ahahaHAHA
Cat Paramedics: *arriving on scene* HAHAHAHA
Cat 911: what’s your emergency
Cat: my human is bleeding to death!
911: stay calm. what happened
Cat: she tried to pet my stomach so I scratched and bit her
911:
Cat:
911: hahahaha
Cat: ahahaHAHA
Cat Paramedics: *arriving on scene* HAHAHAHA
- Eric, age 24
- Eric, age 24