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szrpnzfffdrrzzz @szarypanz.bsky.social · 5d
kochani, jest juz oficjalny ewencik z koncertem zespołu, 12.12.25 Warszawa, zaprasiam

chmury przesunęły nas z czwartku na piątek więc x razy mniej zmartwień zeby pójść w tango

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Czułość ☁ MuuD ☁ Chives | Klub Chmury
Event by Czułość on Friday, December 12 2025
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xkcd.com
Fifteen Years

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Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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themlg.bsky.social
One thing that’s going to be funny though is when enshitification comes all the way around to mean having to write your own email to demand a refund for your online purchase for being the wrong shade of yellow or whatever because the AI which used to do it for you is now paywalled.
themlg.bsky.social Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 10h
Man, the problem with AI isn’t that nobody likes it. It’s that people love it and it’s not particularly good at the things they loving having it do.

And also it remains unclear exactly how much, in dollars, they will love it being mediocre at the things they want it to do.
junlper.beer onion person @junlper.beer · 20h
i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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bombsfall.bsky.social
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
szarypanz.bsky.social
przypomniało mi ze muszę się porozciągać
dieworkwear.bsky.social derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
szarypanz.bsky.social
straszne mysli w metrze: memory z kotów idzie trochę jak barka
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social
And the folks who are actually writing full-time generally only got there after years of day jobs, family support, or both.

The point of sharing this is not to demoralize anyone, but to let emerging writers know they're not failing if they can't make a living off writing alone. Almost no one can.
aetataureate.bsky.social berserk du soleil @aetataureate.bsky.social · 1d
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
peterbcounter.com Peter Counter, Nightmare Host @peterbcounter.com · 1d
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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mrpostsgood.bsky.social
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
gerritd.bsky.social Gerrit De Vynck @gerritd.bsky.social · 1d
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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rine.bsky.social
Every company sued for wrongful death:
The 'why didn't I think of that' simpsons meme
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 AM
szarypanz.bsky.social
na urodziny @eliwurman.bsky.social dostał customową gałkę lodów
neorsd.org NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 1d
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
bowling ball size of grease next to a man’s foot/workboot (for size reference) a ball of grease larger than a bowling ball, resting atop a 5-gallon bucket
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
szarypanz.bsky.social
renton free in my head
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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malwaretech.com
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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wyborcza.pl
PILNE. Trybunał Sprawiedliwości w Luksemburgu: Polska ma obowiązek uznać małżeństwo jednopłciowe legalnie zawarte w innym państwie UE wyborcza.pl/7,75398,3242...
Przełomowy wyrok TSUE ws. małżeństw jednopłciowych. Co to oznacza dla Polski?
Trybunał Sprawiedliwości w Luksemburgu orzekł w sprawie dwóch mężczyzn, którzy pobrali się w Berlinie, a Polska nie uznała ich za małżeństwo. TSUE nie pozostawił wątpliwości: złamała prawo unijne. Mus...
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November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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theonion.com
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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edzitron.com
Tweet that says "my "we're not enron" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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aklingus.bsky.social
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
•*• Funny-Presence4228 LPT: How to win as a guest and make new friends at a raging, alcohol fuelled party Food & Drink I'm getting older now, and some of my friends' kids have recently started college. I've been reliably told that alcohol-fuelled parties are still happening, and I shared this advice about how to make new friends and be a hero. One of them took my advice, and now has a new girlfriend because of this. The key to the following advice is an element of secrecy because the surprise makes it even better. Arrive late and sneak Lasagna into the party. I mean, taking a large, catering-sized tray of lasagna, along with a stack of paper plates and forks, to a raging house party. I used to do this back in college. I'd make one, sometimes two, in the afternoon in big foil trays before goin to a party. Show up around 10.30pm, and slip them into the oven without asking permission telling anyone. Medium heat for 30 minutes to warm it up. Get my paper plates out, and shout: "Lasagna is ready" to a packed house of drunk people, and hand them all a fork. It's cheaper than bringing beer, no clean-up, and I got laid pretty often. Important note: Make sure the person who owns the oven is the first in the line, and don't make a mess. Maybe make one meat and one vegan or something... This last point was less of a concern back in my day, but we must move with the times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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bodegacats.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
szarypanz.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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ela-bambust.bsky.social
I try to write believable dystopian fiction and meanwhile Americans are inventing daily torment nexi
dmnd.me ☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me · 12d
I see no way this can go poorly
That comment about the eggplant tattoo is something Street picked up from a crypto company she's working with called Dare Market, which has yet to launch. The idea is in the name: a market of dares where people pay bounties that others cash in on by recording themselves performing crowdsourced challenges. These dares, according to the challenges. These dares, according to the company's founder, Isla Rose Perfito, a bubbly blond 29-year-old living in New York, could include things like breaking into a Scientology center, moving into a McDonald's for 24 hours, and getting people to streak at the Super Bowl. "The goal," says Perfito, "is to break the internet. It's like Black Mirror/Jackass coded but still super relatable. It'll give you the feeling that you can change the world and the adrenaline rush of driving a fast car.” I tell her it all sounds a bit like Squid Game, the TV show about poor people who play deadly children's games in order to win a prize fronted by wealthy spectators. "It is, yeah!" she says-brightly. "It's very similar."
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
szarypanz.bsky.social
po to jestem na bsky tbh
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
szarypanz.bsky.social
zgadnijcie kto włączył mecz 20 sekund przed golem
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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aguyuno.bsky.social
BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO
Trump!: newest outfit, and also seemingly without that weird orange makeup he wears. Red scarf black suit jacket Trump in that outfit next to an old photo of Mamdani wearing almost the same thing
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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mikeo-g.bsky.social
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
4 photos of Kate Bush in a lacy bat costume in various poses.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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davidlambertart.bsky.social
Happy 60th Birthday to Mads Mikkelsen
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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powerful.crabf.art
This one has been burned in my brain for almost 20 years now
Making 1000 paper cranes then a Union ghost appears and calls him a scab
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM