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Synthia Gothrock
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Dandy in the Underworld

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Those boys from Quadrant 44 😍 with their vicious metal hounds 🐩 don’t come round here no more 😔
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This Girl Is POISON!! (Source.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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I actually think a big problem that has been endemic to RPG design for decades is simply that designers don't consider their game mechanics ENOUGH, like the story of Greg Stolze asking the oWoD guys "why do you have variable TNs AND variable success thresholds" and getting blank stares in return
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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The Democratic Party losing to itself is the most Democratic Party thing to possibly happen.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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They'll tell you that there's no way to be "bad at RPGs" but if you're the sort of person who needs a containment forum to argue about damage on a miss or that can't wrap your head around the rogue getting a teleport or something, then I'm sorry to say that you ARE actually bad at RPGs
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).

be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.

life is for the living. do it scared.

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October 11, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Andrew Cuomo being driven around at low speeds in a white Bronco seems fitting for this great respecter of women. Where did he even find a white Bronco in NYC?
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Nintendo Power's September/October '88 issue featured Konami's Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, an action RPG for the NES

The controversial and creepy cover has an armored Simon Belmont holding the decapitated head of Dracula; a nod to the game's quest to recover the vampire's dismembered body parts!
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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🌹I swear ONE DAY I'm going to shave my fucking legs again, not today though, those plans fell through
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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one thing that's funny is the weirdo canadians/nazis on x the everything app increasingly have to monitor this place to get their rage fix now. you won! enjoy your cool app with your cool friends
October 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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its funny to be ruled by internet-brained idiots like this, when anyone with a passing familiarity of this internet political moment knew instinctively this was going to be an incoherent brain rotted gamer white boy who sees politics and violence as entertainment
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ah, the two genders
The 1990 ad for the North American release of Arkista's Ring sharing some page space with Michael Andretti's World GP. For players itching to fight ninjas and goblins in the same game as a heroic, bow-wielding hero, Arkista's Ring wasn't a bad adventure that helped answer the call.
August 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
AFTER EVERY MEAL - - WRIGLEY’S
[July 31st, 1925] Hotel St. Catherine menu
July 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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okay but tell me why my first thought when I found a cracked egg in this carton was "oh, good for her" 😭
July 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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it's the people *he's* writing off (and the people who love and support them) who are mad at him right now, hope this clarifies things for you
July 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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if your zack be spelled with c, a vulgar auteur he shall be

if your zak be spelled with k, he shit his pants at Chik-fil-A
July 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
July 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Thank you very much to our beautiful “floaters.” I will never let you down!
Trump to Stephen King in the Little St. James sauna: they were very unfair to Pennywise. very unfair.
July 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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hear me out, but i think they're really leaving money on the table by not marketing a trans femme variant of the Big Johnson shirts
July 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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July 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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GAY MITCH HEDBERG: i'm gay for pay. i'm gay for free too, but i like to get paid.
February 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
June 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM