Ah, the two genders

Damn everybody really does talk too much

Do they even claim to have changed? Being a Bush dead-ender just seems less awful to the ignorant

Well, for much of D&D’s history, it was AD&D. Of course it was miserable to actually play.

Ask your Dungeon Master if Sorasil is right for you

I cannot imagine wanting someone to interrupt my reading to ask me what I’m reading. That’s like fantasizing about being called a slur and having your backpack thrown in a mud puddle

I actually think a big problem that has been endemic to RPG design for decades is simply that designers don't consider their game mechanics ENOUGH, like the story of Greg Stolze asking the oWoD guys "why do you have variable TNs AND variable success thresholds" and getting blank stares in return

The Democratic Party losing to itself is the most Democratic Party thing to possibly happen.

They'll tell you that there's no way to be "bad at RPGs" but if you're the sort of person who needs a containment forum to argue about damage on a miss or that can't wrap your head around the rogue getting a teleport or something, then I'm sorry to say that you ARE actually bad at RPGs

We’ll Always Have Arli$$

I really miss when you would show episodes of The White Bronco after Cowboy Who

The tie still isn’t ugly enough

This is like when I discovered that the star of Monster Dog had a music career

Whenever Kate’s not on an episode, people should be asking “Where’s Kate?”

I’m glad that Mamdani has the support of all the Haters from Chappelle’s Show

It’s clearly implied that Chocula murdered Richie Rich.

Wow, they ran out of that freedom shit right quick

Guy played more gods than Laurence Olivier

The angriest I ever got at my cousin’s house