Jason Sweeney
@sween.bsky.social
I liked cats before they were cool
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OK sure - 'Star Wars' movies ranked, best to worst:
1. ryan listen its me you from the future (1980)
2. this is the only way i could make (2017)
3. contact you need to escape the Great War is (1997)
4. coming (2019)
6. you must make it to the Tunnels it is (1983)
7. safe there oh god they're (2016)
1. ryan listen its me you from the future (1980)
2. this is the only way i could make (2017)
3. contact you need to escape the Great War is (1997)
4. coming (2019)
6. you must make it to the Tunnels it is (1983)
7. safe there oh god they're (2016)
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OK sure - 'Star Wars' movies ranked, best to worst:
1. ryan listen its me you from the future (1980)
2. this is the only way i could make (2017)
3. contact you need to escape the Great War is (1997)
4. coming (2019)
6. you must make it to the Tunnels it is (1983)
7. safe there oh god they're (2016)
1. ryan listen its me you from the future (1980)
2. this is the only way i could make (2017)
3. contact you need to escape the Great War is (1997)
4. coming (2019)
6. you must make it to the Tunnels it is (1983)
7. safe there oh god they're (2016)
Great job, boys. You still did us proud.
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Great job, boys. You still did us proud.
My wife let me have the window on our flight today. Which put her next to a guy in the aisle seat who fell asleep in full man-spread for most of the flight. I took care of her though. (And made our flight attendant snort.)
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My wife let me have the window on our flight today. Which put her next to a guy in the aisle seat who fell asleep in full man-spread for most of the flight. I took care of her though. (And made our flight attendant snort.)
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Mafia boss wants me to get rid of a Gen Z snitch. I drive him out to the Las Vegas desert at gunpoint but he refuses to dig his own grave. The kids don't want to work!
September 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Mafia boss wants me to get rid of a Gen Z snitch. I drive him out to the Las Vegas desert at gunpoint but he refuses to dig his own grave. The kids don't want to work!
NO RORY! IT’S MY CAKE!
September 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
NO RORY! IT’S MY CAKE!
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Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Hollywood cranks out endless remakes, reboots, and retreads. But then along comes a film like WEAPONS and you remember what it feels like to have something totally NEW get your adrenaline pumping. Fuuuuuuuuck. So good.
August 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hollywood cranks out endless remakes, reboots, and retreads. But then along comes a film like WEAPONS and you remember what it feels like to have something totally NEW get your adrenaline pumping. Fuuuuuuuuck. So good.
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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
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Me: Fellate a minion? Yes please!
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
July 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Me: Fellate a minion? Yes please!
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
Snooty waiter: It’s pronounced filet mignon.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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JULIET: I will kiss thy lips; haply some poison yet doth hang on them!
*kiss*
ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?
*kiss*
ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?
September 19, 2023 at 8:35 PM
JULIET: I will kiss thy lips; haply some poison yet doth hang on them!
*kiss*
ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?
*kiss*
ROMEO: (throwing his voice) Maybe there's poison on his dong?
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I draw a picture every year for my wife’s birthday. This one deals with an unfortunate truth about her.
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I draw a picture every year for my wife’s birthday. This one deals with an unfortunate truth about her.
I draw a picture every year for my wife’s birthday. This one deals with an unfortunate truth about her.
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I draw a picture every year for my wife’s birthday. This one deals with an unfortunate truth about her.
No spoilers, please. I’m only at Pope Leo IX.
May 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
No spoilers, please. I’m only at Pope Leo IX.
Voted early, saw “Sinners”, and now we’re in Mexico. In case you were wondering how we like to Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Voted early, saw “Sinners”, and now we’re in Mexico. In case you were wondering how we like to Easter.
Just got back from SINNERS.
It was good. I was enjoying it. And then a scene hit where my jaw hit the floor. And stayed there. It’s still down.
Fuck.
FUCK.
SO. FUCKING. GOOD.
It was good. I was enjoying it. And then a scene hit where my jaw hit the floor. And stayed there. It’s still down.
Fuck.
FUCK.
SO. FUCKING. GOOD.
April 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just got back from SINNERS.
It was good. I was enjoying it. And then a scene hit where my jaw hit the floor. And stayed there. It’s still down.
Fuck.
FUCK.
SO. FUCKING. GOOD.
It was good. I was enjoying it. And then a scene hit where my jaw hit the floor. And stayed there. It’s still down.
Fuck.
FUCK.
SO. FUCKING. GOOD.
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HENRY: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!
[THREE WEEKS PASS]
ME: omg just seeing this :( how was the beach??
[THREE WEEKS PASS]
ME: omg just seeing this :( how was the beach??
March 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM
HENRY: Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!
[THREE WEEKS PASS]
ME: omg just seeing this :( how was the beach??
[THREE WEEKS PASS]
ME: omg just seeing this :( how was the beach??
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French onion soup? Hell yeah. I might even finger onion soup.
March 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
French onion soup? Hell yeah. I might even finger onion soup.
If I could travel back in time and tell my younger self I would one day write a commercial for Canadian Tire that used "Bust A Move" by Young MC, my younger self would probably say, "You have a working time machine and you wasted it on this?"
February 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I could travel back in time and tell my younger self I would one day write a commercial for Canadian Tire that used "Bust A Move" by Young MC, my younger self would probably say, "You have a working time machine and you wasted it on this?"