Jason Sweeney
@sween.bsky.social
I liked cats before they were cool
My wife let me have the window on our flight today. Which put her next to a guy in the aisle seat who fell asleep in full man-spread for most of the flight. I took care of her though. (And made our flight attendant snort.)
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My wife let me have the window on our flight today. Which put her next to a guy in the aisle seat who fell asleep in full man-spread for most of the flight. I took care of her though. (And made our flight attendant snort.)
NO RORY! IT’S MY CAKE!
September 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
NO RORY! IT’S MY CAKE!
Hollywood cranks out endless remakes, reboots, and retreads. But then along comes a film like WEAPONS and you remember what it feels like to have something totally NEW get your adrenaline pumping. Fuuuuuuuuck. So good.
August 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hollywood cranks out endless remakes, reboots, and retreads. But then along comes a film like WEAPONS and you remember what it feels like to have something totally NEW get your adrenaline pumping. Fuuuuuuuuck. So good.
Happy Birthday, Witch Queen. Here's your birthday drawing. I love you. May your dreams be filled with vengeance and spite.
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Birthday, Witch Queen. Here's your birthday drawing. I love you. May your dreams be filled with vengeance and spite.
Voted early, saw “Sinners”, and now we’re in Mexico. In case you were wondering how we like to Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Voted early, saw “Sinners”, and now we’re in Mexico. In case you were wondering how we like to Easter.
If I could travel back in time and tell my younger self I would one day write a commercial for Canadian Tire that used "Bust A Move" by Young MC, my younger self would probably say, "You have a working time machine and you wasted it on this?"
February 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I could travel back in time and tell my younger self I would one day write a commercial for Canadian Tire that used "Bust A Move" by Young MC, my younger self would probably say, "You have a working time machine and you wasted it on this?"
