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Shawn
@swampy-kiwi.bsky.social
He/him. Occasionally amusing. Mainly food bikes and dogs

Kirikiriroa (Hamilton NZ)

Pinned Skeet - I know we can't buy our way out of the climate crisis, but the joy I feel every time I ride my cargo bike makes me feel like it should be a thing.
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Today from The Detail: For years, a father has been fighting for Waka Kotahi to do more about the dangers of a vehicle braking system involved in his son's death. Now a coroner's report backs him up, but NZTA still disagrees.
A failed braking system led to his son's death – it wasn't the first, or the last
newsroom.co.nz
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
the only thing worse than "winning" and RFP is not winning it for unknown reasons.

Such a terrible way to seek out partners to work with...

Sigh

(it's fine, its not unexpected but it still sucks)
November 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
hey business people, is it normal to send Christmas gifts to your suppliers?? Customers yes, but suppliers??
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I’ve signed up for the best community event on Bluesky and Mastodon. Do you want to sign up too? #SecretSantaAoNZ
It's beginning to look a bit like Christmas,
With sign up going live!🎶🎵

So here's the Bluesky Secret Santa AoNZ, with some friends from Mastodon along for the ride. We hope you are looking forward to some fun, and that we can bring it to you 🎄
Official hashtag: #SecretSantaAoNZ
App: secretsanta.nz
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's that favourite time of the year! #SecretSantaAoNZ

Hints to come
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Summer has arrived
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 AM
That's lits weekends listening sorted.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Out for dinner last night and partner and I decided to share a dessert. The crumble was chosen and dear reader it was universally agreed that it was the worst crumble in the history of crumbles. 2/10 do not recommend.
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Having a supply of lemonade popsicles in my fridge has been a great idea.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Great seeing the Kirikiriroa beaches being used by the kids today.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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My favorite comment on the FT story
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This here - where Mamdani knows about the thing he is talking about - is a political superpower, where he listened to the briefing and read the positioning paper and remembered the workshop. Its what we need to demand from our politicians, coupled with an I dont know let me get back to you.
The fact that he can instantly provide *detailed answers* is borderline supernatural political acumen, of course. He has, somewhere in that brain of his, coherent ideas about how the (his term) 'streetscape' of NYC needs to serve its people, and he can bring them to the fore at a moment's notice.
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
just updated my phone to iOS 26 and its lovely to see Apple pay homage to that mighty titan of a windows OS Vista - Windows Aero for the win!
a windows vista ultimate screen is showing that the computer is shutting down
Alt: a windows vista ultimate screen is showing that the computer is shutting down
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the thing I hate the most about managing people is that sometimes you get staff who call out corporate shittiness and even when you agree with them, the deal you made with the capitalism machine means that you cant actually agree with them.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Hey Dunedin and NZ - its time we stopped allowing this behaviour from our students, Castle street is a national disgrace.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...
‘Reckless and dangerous’: Couch fires stuffed with fireworks as emergency services targeted
Couches were stuffed with fireworks and set alight on Castle St, with fireworks later aimed at attending police and fire fighters.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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This is kinda funny. A nerdy patent lawyer was unhappy with the options for home automation products, so he started his own company as a side hustle - with all open source firmware and explicit instructions for hacking. He has bulbs, plugs, and switches so far.

kaufha.com/about/
About – Kaufman Home Automation
kaufha.com
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I didn't realize that moving into a two story home would mean that the second story is unusable in the afternoon. Central air is not really a thing in these NZ homes.
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Fellow Millennials and Gen Xers in Aotearoa; you have may seen comms from Heath NZ that we probably only had one MMR shot as children, I'm off to get a second one now. Talk to your GP or their nurse to see if you need one
November 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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If you’re feeling confident about your ability to tell real videos from AI videos, try your luck here (😬):

www.instagram.com/reel/DQlJ0gH...
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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If you're really interested, here is the full story

www.nature.com/articles/s41...
The restoration and erection of the world’s first elevated obelisk - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - The restoration and erection of the world’s first elevated obelisk
www.nature.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Which is possible thanks to this man
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Ro...
Bill Robinson (scientist) - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Today's example, to mark the full public opening of the Grand Egyptian Museum, is the nerdery that enabled this
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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There are so many wonderful, inspiring, informative, life-affirming things in this world that have been made possible by investment in science and engineering and general nerdery
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Okay, so what if we did the mortgage-backed securities collapse again but this time the specious collateral was a business forecast of imaginary robots that plagiarize things instead of, like, houses.
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I dont really believe in gate keeping, but we need to normalise sitting down with people and saying, you're just not cut out for this line of work.

If you dont like people you shouldn't work in HR

If you are constantly tripping and falling, then a building site is probably not for you
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM