SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
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ok which is bouba and which is kiki
These held shape really well!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
ok which is bouba and which is kiki
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Well, that’s because you wasted money paying psychics to tell you you’d pass, instead of paying them to tell you the answers
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Well, that’s because you wasted money paying psychics to tell you you’d pass, instead of paying them to tell you the answers
There are too many names for jobs. I should be able to understand what you do based on your title. “HR Generalist wants to connect” I don’t know what that means ma’am
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There are too many names for jobs. I should be able to understand what you do based on your title. “HR Generalist wants to connect” I don’t know what that means ma’am
Well, that’s because you wasted money paying psychics to tell you you’d pass, instead of paying them to tell you the answers
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Well, that’s because you wasted money paying psychics to tell you you’d pass, instead of paying them to tell you the answers
An underrated skill I appreciate a lot is anyone in a fast-paced service industry. You just remember the whole tables’ order? You carry a platter with 10 glasses across a busy diner? You make 6 complex lattes simultaneously? I literally drove halfway down the street in my slippers last week
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
An underrated skill I appreciate a lot is anyone in a fast-paced service industry. You just remember the whole tables’ order? You carry a platter with 10 glasses across a busy diner? You make 6 complex lattes simultaneously? I literally drove halfway down the street in my slippers last week
The evilness of our moment is bad, but it’s the absurdity of it all that’s the salt in the wound
![• The NYT announced the lineup for the Andrew Ross Sorkin-anchored
DealBook summit, which included one curious name: Erika Kirk. [NYT]
• A panel on journalism hosted by Michael Barbaro will include: Charlamagne Tha God, Jon Favreau, Amna Nawaz, David Remnick, Stephanie Ruhle, Andrew Schulz, and Ben Shapiro.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cvhu7p2bziajywpce7yrlevy/bafkreicn7lw6rvcuzeggxpnhbut62ogrvpbikaomwvfq2qsel3sx777uoq@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The evilness of our moment is bad, but it’s the absurdity of it all that’s the salt in the wound
Going to steal a post from the louvre of bluesky and sell it on the black market
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Going to steal a post from the louvre of bluesky and sell it on the black market
sentient virus asks about the point of vaccines
“I’ve been hearing that standards will be eliminated or severely cut back. Bari has told people that she wants to get rid of standards and is shocked that they have so much power. She also asked openly, ‘What’s the point of standards?’” one CBS source said.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Bari Weiss wants to take down ‘too much power’ CBS News Standards unit: sources
EXCLUSIVE: Internal rumblings within the newsroom come after the S&P head resigned and the network disbanded its vaunted Race and Culture unit.
www.independent.co.uk
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
sentient virus asks about the point of vaccines
As a formally trained, but admittedly not very good, classicist, I feel a certain way about a man with endless time and resources to learn, justifying his macho worldview by saying “it’s better to listen to oral epic poetry in English at 1.25x speed than to read it,” and “they fight over princesses”
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
As a formally trained, but admittedly not very good, classicist, I feel a certain way about a man with endless time and resources to learn, justifying his macho worldview by saying “it’s better to listen to oral epic poetry in English at 1.25x speed than to read it,” and “they fight over princesses”
One of many clips from this administration which I wish someone would attribute to AI Obama or Kamala or Mamdani and try to get Fox News to believe it, just to see the meltdown
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
One of many clips from this administration which I wish someone would attribute to AI Obama or Kamala or Mamdani and try to get Fox News to believe it, just to see the meltdown
Which constitution they believed in, however, remains unclear.
Ed Martin: "What this pardon does is help rescue the people who were hunted. The Biden administration hunted the alternate electors who were participating in our constitutional process in 2020 ... they were Trump supporters who believed in the Constitution."
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Which constitution they believed in, however, remains unclear.
Sorry my watchdog ate the reports
New data shows that the CCRB retroactively doctored public data for more than 10,000 misconduct allegations against NYPD officers.
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
The NYPD’s Watchdog Whitewashed More Than 10,000 Misconduct Allegations in Public Data, New Evidence Shows
Allegations of lying, sexual misconduct, bigoted statements, and racist policing were among those quietly reclassified by the Civilian Complaint Review Board.
hellgatenyc.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sorry my watchdog ate the reports
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New data shows that the CCRB retroactively doctored public data for more than 10,000 misconduct allegations against NYPD officers.
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
The NYPD’s Watchdog Whitewashed More Than 10,000 Misconduct Allegations in Public Data, New Evidence Shows
Allegations of lying, sexual misconduct, bigoted statements, and racist policing were among those quietly reclassified by the Civilian Complaint Review Board.
hellgatenyc.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
New data shows that the CCRB retroactively doctored public data for more than 10,000 misconduct allegations against NYPD officers.
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
hellgatenyc.com/ccrb-whitewa...
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There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
There should be a Scholastic Book Fair for grown ups that comes to our jobs, and we skip PE or art class to go browse the goods. Jobs should also have PE and art class.
"No one's feelings are wrong." When thinkpieces drop accusing Democrats of not believing in anything, this is what they mean. You pay lip service to the existential crisis, but from the outside, it seems like each new step toward authoritarian hell is just another day at the office for you all.
No one’s feelings are wrong. That’s not my point. We’re in a real battle, against a corrupt and malevolent foe, with huge stakes. We must win.
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"No one's feelings are wrong." When thinkpieces drop accusing Democrats of not believing in anything, this is what they mean. You pay lip service to the existential crisis, but from the outside, it seems like each new step toward authoritarian hell is just another day at the office for you all.
I become a different person when I’m hungry; a hungrier person. A person who would do almost anything reasonable and legal for food.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I become a different person when I’m hungry; a hungrier person. A person who would do almost anything reasonable and legal for food.
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“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“i fold,” said the poker player & the laundromat guy & the origami artist & the dems &
I’m so critical of this because I’m a white man who places a lot of value in thoughtfully arriving at conclusions, so I see the evil in me. I’m begging you all, don’t ever cancel me, I don’t want to turn to the dark side. Chuck me down whatever big tube that was in the Death Star if it happens.
It’s a cliche at this point. Utterly inevitable for a Certain Type of Person (self-proclaimed “rationalist,” usually white, usually male, conventionally successful and unable to cope with the mere idea of losing a foothold in popular culture)
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m so critical of this because I’m a white man who places a lot of value in thoughtfully arriving at conclusions, so I see the evil in me. I’m begging you all, don’t ever cancel me, I don’t want to turn to the dark side. Chuck me down whatever big tube that was in the Death Star if it happens.
I hope the future dissection of the US’s descent into authoritarianism gives due space to spectacularly fragile egotists being unable to hack it on social media.
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hope the future dissection of the US’s descent into authoritarianism gives due space to spectacularly fragile egotists being unable to hack it on social media.
Dems to their voters: you don’t understand how politics works.
GOP to Dems: you don’t understand how politics works.
GOP to Dems: you don’t understand how politics works.
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dems to their voters: you don’t understand how politics works.
GOP to Dems: you don’t understand how politics works.
GOP to Dems: you don’t understand how politics works.
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Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Resign it then and leave thine insolence.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
Since thou wert king—as who is king but thou?—
The commonwealth hath daily run to wrack,
The Dauphin hath prevail’d beyond the seas,
And all the peers and nobles of the realm
Have been as bondmen to thy sovereignty.
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The @democrats.org are the Michael Jordan of politics if Michael Jordan missed layups then shat his gym shorts under the net
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The @democrats.org are the Michael Jordan of politics if Michael Jordan missed layups then shat his gym shorts under the net
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Dude looks like his birth stone is tonsil.
How can you be mad at this
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Dude looks like his birth stone is tonsil.
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To repeat: I have studied a lot of cases of autocratization over the past 15 years. Wrote about them, taught about them, consulting about them.
I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.
I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.
March 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
To repeat: I have studied a lot of cases of autocratization over the past 15 years. Wrote about them, taught about them, consulting about them.
I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.
I do not recall an opposition so apathetic, ignorant, and inept as the @democrats.org. They cling to their power, rather than fight for democracy. Shame.