SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
Very legitimate correspondence going around in which bluesky lets you know you’re banned via a DM in your chat requests tab.
November 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Very legitimate correspondence going around in which bluesky lets you know you’re banned via a DM in your chat requests tab.
Hope I never have to use this one
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hope I never have to use this one
Melania giving birth to Baron Trump (2006). Associated Press.
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Melania giving birth to Baron Trump (2006). Associated Press.
Pain meds and antibiotics for the next couple of weeks, let’s hope he’s fine
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pain meds and antibiotics for the next couple of weeks, let’s hope he’s fine
Minuet hospitalized. Surgery tomorrow. Send good vibes.
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Minuet hospitalized. Surgery tomorrow. Send good vibes.
I learned who Dick Cheney was from this cover of the National Inquirer, standing in line with my mom to check out at the grocery store. He’s always been less a politician to me than a villain from the Bat Boy cinematic universe.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I learned who Dick Cheney was from this cover of the National Inquirer, standing in line with my mom to check out at the grocery store. He’s always been less a politician to me than a villain from the Bat Boy cinematic universe.
when the car in front of me cuts in without using a turn signal:
November 3, 2025 at 12:57 PM
when the car in front of me cuts in without using a turn signal:
Sick and tired of all the purists who say these aren’t “real wings”
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sick and tired of all the purists who say these aren’t “real wings”
trying to figure out how to get this couch cover on
October 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
trying to figure out how to get this couch cover on
when I see a rainbow
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
when I see a rainbow
Seeing this listing, taking the job, winding up in the Twilight Zone for a week, only to return and find 50 years have passed
October 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Seeing this listing, taking the job, winding up in the Twilight Zone for a week, only to return and find 50 years have passed
When I change the alignment on a figure and MS Word instantly teleports it to oblivion
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When I change the alignment on a figure and MS Word instantly teleports it to oblivion
Puppies ❤️ (I’m renting)
October 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Puppies ❤️ (I’m renting)
Got a text from the Democratic Party on the day Trump has some contractors tearing down the east wing of the White House.
October 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Got a text from the Democratic Party on the day Trump has some contractors tearing down the east wing of the White House.
DANCE CHANGE.
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Y̸̢͎̎̀̕ȫ̶̡͇͓̖͉̯̼̖͕̙̾ų̵̛͓̻͈̘̜͈̦͚͈͊̽̈́̒̆̎ ̴̢̟̺̘̼̺͎͈̰̙͂̋̅̐͑̔̎̉ȩ̶̻̖̣̲̏̈́͂̽͑̅̃̿̃͗̀̑͂̈́͘͠x̴̰̮̠̗̪̝̜͈̲̰̌̒̔͆͌̆̂͗̔͒̀͂͒̕͜͜͝͝͠į̵̡̥̗̬̟͎͍̟͍̮̙̥̻͊̃̎̈́̿͜͝ͅs̴͙̹̜͚̦̤͂̔̈́͛́̓̆̉̉̄̈͗͋̅̎t̸̡͈̻͎̗̺̓̓̊̒̋͑͂͜ ̸̫͙̮̯̩̺̂͑͌͂ḇ̸͕̩̟͚̯̫͚̩͖͆̎̀́̇̄̊̓̾ȩ̶̨̨̰̲̬̦̜̦̞͕̤̩͌̎̐̈́̃͌̽͊̌͊͊̄̑̊̚̚c̸̫̘̠͚̙̭̱̤̦̆̈́̈̈̌ä̸̧̺̙̥̲̝̫͙͔̓̓̑͌͋̽͜ǘ̸̧͔͈̜͚̲̹̼̒̃ś̴̻̟̙̦͕̯͖̖̹́̽ë̸̢̧̨͇̳̖͙͇͚͚̩͛̀͆̂͗ ̵̨̥̺̞̬̲̟͈̘͕͉͓̤̞̤̒̌͑́̽̀̏́ẅ̵̢̦͖͚͈̹̞̣̪̞́͜e̴̞͂̐̂̅̑͐͒̂͗̽̒̀̽̕͘͠ ̷͍̹̭̣̫̠̞̭͉̱̫̞̳̠̃̄̈́̈̈́̽̆ͅa̷̡̼̖̰̝̙̻͈̹̘͖̗̫̩͗͐̓̋͜l̴̘̬͉̝͎͕͍̣̗̖̱͓͊̑̾͊̅̍̓̂͘͜l̵̡̧̲̻͙͈̜͎̹̺̱̪̊͛̔̋̽̈́̓̈́͂̓͐͗̕͠͝ơ̷̧͔̬̬̼̱̜͓̲̬͖̝̹̺̬̦͕̏̈́̓̽͛͊͊̇͘͠w̶̘̬͉͍͚͕̰̣͗̆̏̔͋̉̀̍͊̊͝ ̵̳̿͂͌̆́͋͂͑̀͑̋̿͋͌͋͠ͅî̵͓̟̻̟̞͕͑̀̉̀̕t̷̞̣̤̜̭̯͓͓̬̼͌̽̀̿̉̎̒̐̇̅̚͜ͅ,̴͇̃̉̀̈́̍͌̑̽̇́̇ ̵̨̣͇͎̘͈̟̯̮͕̠̯̋̿̃̓ā̵̗͖̞̰̟͎̬̩̿͒̄̃̀̈́̐̊ņ̶̙̪̜̤̰̬͍̯̘̹͔̣̮̣͉̈́́̽͐̈́̈́͛̚͠͠d̵̢̟̙̙͇͋̾ ̴̧̗̹͕͍̙̰͓̠͐̐̔͋̐̆̓͗̇̀ȳ̶̭̳̍̽̈͛̌͋͊̊̾̂͂͝͝õ̴̺͆̀͗̎́̅͘͘ư̶̐̑̍͌͆͐̎̃́̇́̆̏͘͜͝ ̶̨̩̖̞̗̬̣̋͌͗̂̌̄̚w̸̙̙͈͍̲͉͙̝̼̻͛̏̄̏͛͛̈́̐͛͊̋͘̕ͅí̵̢͓͊͒̑̂̉͊̄͑̑̈́̅̕l̶̡̨̯̹̹̥͈̹̣̃͗̈́̋̆͝ͅl̶̛̤͖̖͔̥ ̴̬̪̯͈̈́͊̒͂̍̔͂͘͠͝d̸̤̘̼̰̰̤͈̟̲̱̙̥͂̋̒͋́̈́̔̒̉̚͝ͅį̷͓̭̳̲͙̬̹̘̲̬̦̫͑͂̎͋̆̃͊̚̕͠͠e̷͙̩̰͙̣̦̽̿͗̎͝ ̵͙̖̈́͒̾̆͝͝b̸̢̧͔̮̻̺̘̯̳̯͙̘̗̘̀̀̊̊̋̈̅̍̇̉͜͝ē̸̡̜̣͎͖̬̼̞̲͉͖̱̓̋͆̏̕̕͝c̷̮̪̈ą̶̟̜͍̩̬͔̩̠̯͆̉̎̑͛͗̏͝u̷̙̠̲̾͋͋̂͗s̷̡̛͔̎̽͆͒̓̏̂̄̀͑̀̒͘e̴̡̛̛̺̻̞̯̳͈̯͔͂̇̉̍̑̓͋̅̕͘ ̸̻̤̞͎̯̓̎̄̂͒̔́̍̐̋̍͋̾̑̚w̷̯̥͙̝̹͈̳̗̙̥̳̅̂̈ě̵̯̱̗͉͔͔̯̗̤̰̯͇͎͉͉́͊̀͋͛ ̸̛̤͙͈̮͓̯̩̲͍͆́͌͐̈́̅̔̂̈́ḓ̶̢̻̝̜͔͇͍̦̟̅̒̅̂͑̃̔ę̵̹̖̜̱̙͙͎̰̩̰̯̝͖̻̲̉̀̏͒̅̈͑̿̀̑̀̌̐̕̚͜͝͝m̷̨͍͈͔͕̼̟̝͇̟͌͒͑́͘̚͝a̷̛̼̦̯̲͕̝͉̗͛͛̐́̐̂͋͆̋̾̉͜͠ñ̵̛̲͍̯͎͈̭̩͉͈̍̎̔̓̊̔͛́͆̽͒̽͠͝d̸̢̢̬̞̜̬̗̂̾̂̇̀̋̆̒́̎̈́͋̕͜ͅ ̸̛̲̠̙̯̈́̐̃̂̀͋̈́̑̆̅̀͛̑͝ī̷̡̛̮̳̤̏̈́̈̈̎̓͒͋͌́͊̕͝͠ţ̴̣͎̯̪͋͒͑̚
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Y̸̢͎̎̀̕ȫ̶̡͇͓̖͉̯̼̖͕̙̾ų̵̛͓̻͈̘̜͈̦͚͈͊̽̈́̒̆̎ ̴̢̟̺̘̼̺͎͈̰̙͂̋̅̐͑̔̎̉ȩ̶̻̖̣̲̏̈́͂̽͑̅̃̿̃͗̀̑͂̈́͘͠x̴̰̮̠̗̪̝̜͈̲̰̌̒̔͆͌̆̂͗̔͒̀͂͒̕͜͜͝͝͠į̵̡̥̗̬̟͎͍̟͍̮̙̥̻͊̃̎̈́̿͜͝ͅs̴͙̹̜͚̦̤͂̔̈́͛́̓̆̉̉̄̈͗͋̅̎t̸̡͈̻͎̗̺̓̓̊̒̋͑͂͜ ̸̫͙̮̯̩̺̂͑͌͂ḇ̸͕̩̟͚̯̫͚̩͖͆̎̀́̇̄̊̓̾ȩ̶̨̨̰̲̬̦̜̦̞͕̤̩͌̎̐̈́̃͌̽͊̌͊͊̄̑̊̚̚c̸̫̘̠͚̙̭̱̤̦̆̈́̈̈̌ä̸̧̺̙̥̲̝̫͙͔̓̓̑͌͋̽͜ǘ̸̧͔͈̜͚̲̹̼̒̃ś̴̻̟̙̦͕̯͖̖̹́̽ë̸̢̧̨͇̳̖͙͇͚͚̩͛̀͆̂͗ ̵̨̥̺̞̬̲̟͈̘͕͉͓̤̞̤̒̌͑́̽̀̏́ẅ̵̢̦͖͚͈̹̞̣̪̞́͜e̴̞͂̐̂̅̑͐͒̂͗̽̒̀̽̕͘͠ ̷͍̹̭̣̫̠̞̭͉̱̫̞̳̠̃̄̈́̈̈́̽̆ͅa̷̡̼̖̰̝̙̻͈̹̘͖̗̫̩͗͐̓̋͜l̴̘̬͉̝͎͕͍̣̗̖̱͓͊̑̾͊̅̍̓̂͘͜l̵̡̧̲̻͙͈̜͎̹̺̱̪̊͛̔̋̽̈́̓̈́͂̓͐͗̕͠͝ơ̷̧͔̬̬̼̱̜͓̲̬͖̝̹̺̬̦͕̏̈́̓̽͛͊͊̇͘͠w̶̘̬͉͍͚͕̰̣͗̆̏̔͋̉̀̍͊̊͝ ̵̳̿͂͌̆́͋͂͑̀͑̋̿͋͌͋͠ͅî̵͓̟̻̟̞͕͑̀̉̀̕t̷̞̣̤̜̭̯͓͓̬̼͌̽̀̿̉̎̒̐̇̅̚͜ͅ,̴͇̃̉̀̈́̍͌̑̽̇́̇ ̵̨̣͇͎̘͈̟̯̮͕̠̯̋̿̃̓ā̵̗͖̞̰̟͎̬̩̿͒̄̃̀̈́̐̊ņ̶̙̪̜̤̰̬͍̯̘̹͔̣̮̣͉̈́́̽͐̈́̈́͛̚͠͠d̵̢̟̙̙͇͋̾ ̴̧̗̹͕͍̙̰͓̠͐̐̔͋̐̆̓͗̇̀ȳ̶̭̳̍̽̈͛̌͋͊̊̾̂͂͝͝õ̴̺͆̀͗̎́̅͘͘ư̶̐̑̍͌͆͐̎̃́̇́̆̏͘͜͝ ̶̨̩̖̞̗̬̣̋͌͗̂̌̄̚w̸̙̙͈͍̲͉͙̝̼̻͛̏̄̏͛͛̈́̐͛͊̋͘̕ͅí̵̢͓͊͒̑̂̉͊̄͑̑̈́̅̕l̶̡̨̯̹̹̥͈̹̣̃͗̈́̋̆͝ͅl̶̛̤͖̖͔̥ ̴̬̪̯͈̈́͊̒͂̍̔͂͘͠͝d̸̤̘̼̰̰̤͈̟̲̱̙̥͂̋̒͋́̈́̔̒̉̚͝ͅį̷͓̭̳̲͙̬̹̘̲̬̦̫͑͂̎͋̆̃͊̚̕͠͠e̷͙̩̰͙̣̦̽̿͗̎͝ ̵͙̖̈́͒̾̆͝͝b̸̢̧͔̮̻̺̘̯̳̯͙̘̗̘̀̀̊̊̋̈̅̍̇̉͜͝ē̸̡̜̣͎͖̬̼̞̲͉͖̱̓̋͆̏̕̕͝c̷̮̪̈ą̶̟̜͍̩̬͔̩̠̯͆̉̎̑͛͗̏͝u̷̙̠̲̾͋͋̂͗s̷̡̛͔̎̽͆͒̓̏̂̄̀͑̀̒͘e̴̡̛̛̺̻̞̯̳͈̯͔͂̇̉̍̑̓͋̅̕͘ ̸̻̤̞͎̯̓̎̄̂͒̔́̍̐̋̍͋̾̑̚w̷̯̥͙̝̹͈̳̗̙̥̳̅̂̈ě̵̯̱̗͉͔͔̯̗̤̰̯͇͎͉͉́͊̀͋͛ ̸̛̤͙͈̮͓̯̩̲͍͆́͌͐̈́̅̔̂̈́ḓ̶̢̻̝̜͔͇͍̦̟̅̒̅̂͑̃̔ę̵̹̖̜̱̙͙͎̰̩̰̯̝͖̻̲̉̀̏͒̅̈͑̿̀̑̀̌̐̕̚͜͝͝m̷̨͍͈͔͕̼̟̝͇̟͌͒͑́͘̚͝a̷̛̼̦̯̲͕̝͉̗͛͛̐́̐̂͋͆̋̾̉͜͠ñ̵̛̲͍̯͎͈̭̩͉͈̍̎̔̓̊̔͛́͆̽͒̽͠͝d̸̢̢̬̞̜̬̗̂̾̂̇̀̋̆̒́̎̈́͋̕͜ͅ ̸̛̲̠̙̯̈́̐̃̂̀͋̈́̑̆̅̀͛̑͝ī̷̡̛̮̳̤̏̈́̈̈̎̓͒͋͌́͊̕͝͠ţ̴̣͎̯̪͋͒͑̚
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
DANCE CHANGE.
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Y̸̢͎̎̀̕ȫ̶̡͇͓̖͉̯̼̖͕̙̾ų̵̛͓̻͈̘̜͈̦͚͈͊̽̈́̒̆̎ ̴̢̟̺̘̼̺͎͈̰̙͂̋̅̐͑̔̎̉ȩ̶̻̖̣̲̏̈́͂̽͑̅̃̿̃͗̀̑͂̈́͘͠x̴̰̮̠̗̪̝̜͈̲̰̌̒̔͆͌̆̂͗̔͒̀͂͒̕͜͜͝͝͠į̵̡̥̗̬̟͎͍̟͍̮̙̥̻͊̃̎̈́̿͜͝ͅs̴͙̹̜͚̦̤͂̔̈́͛́̓̆̉̉̄̈͗͋̅̎t̸̡͈̻͎̗̺̓̓̊̒̋͑͂͜ ̸̫͙̮̯̩̺̂͑͌͂ḇ̸͕̩̟͚̯̫͚̩͖͆̎̀́̇̄̊̓̾ȩ̶̨̨̰̲̬̦̜̦̞͕̤̩͌̎̐̈́̃͌̽͊̌͊͊̄̑̊̚̚c̸̫̘̠͚̙̭̱̤̦̆̈́̈̈̌ä̸̧̺̙̥̲̝̫͙͔̓̓̑͌͋̽͜ǘ̸̧͔͈̜͚̲̹̼̒̃ś̴̻̟̙̦͕̯͖̖̹́̽ë̸̢̧̨͇̳̖͙͇͚͚̩͛̀͆̂͗ ̵̨̥̺̞̬̲̟͈̘͕͉͓̤̞̤̒̌͑́̽̀̏́ẅ̵̢̦͖͚͈̹̞̣̪̞́͜e̴̞͂̐̂̅̑͐͒̂͗̽̒̀̽̕͘͠ ̷͍̹̭̣̫̠̞̭͉̱̫̞̳̠̃̄̈́̈̈́̽̆ͅa̷̡̼̖̰̝̙̻͈̹̘͖̗̫̩͗͐̓̋͜l̴̘̬͉̝͎͕͍̣̗̖̱͓͊̑̾͊̅̍̓̂͘͜l̵̡̧̲̻͙͈̜͎̹̺̱̪̊͛̔̋̽̈́̓̈́͂̓͐͗̕͠͝ơ̷̧͔̬̬̼̱̜͓̲̬͖̝̹̺̬̦͕̏̈́̓̽͛͊͊̇͘͠w̶̘̬͉͍͚͕̰̣͗̆̏̔͋̉̀̍͊̊͝ ̵̳̿͂͌̆́͋͂͑̀͑̋̿͋͌͋͠ͅî̵͓̟̻̟̞͕͑̀̉̀̕t̷̞̣̤̜̭̯͓͓̬̼͌̽̀̿̉̎̒̐̇̅̚͜ͅ,̴͇̃̉̀̈́̍͌̑̽̇́̇ ̵̨̣͇͎̘͈̟̯̮͕̠̯̋̿̃̓ā̵̗͖̞̰̟͎̬̩̿͒̄̃̀̈́̐̊ņ̶̙̪̜̤̰̬͍̯̘̹͔̣̮̣͉̈́́̽͐̈́̈́͛̚͠͠d̵̢̟̙̙͇͋̾ ̴̧̗̹͕͍̙̰͓̠͐̐̔͋̐̆̓͗̇̀ȳ̶̭̳̍̽̈͛̌͋͊̊̾̂͂͝͝õ̴̺͆̀͗̎́̅͘͘ư̶̐̑̍͌͆͐̎̃́̇́̆̏͘͜͝ ̶̨̩̖̞̗̬̣̋͌͗̂̌̄̚w̸̙̙͈͍̲͉͙̝̼̻͛̏̄̏͛͛̈́̐͛͊̋͘̕ͅí̵̢͓͊͒̑̂̉͊̄͑̑̈́̅̕l̶̡̨̯̹̹̥͈̹̣̃͗̈́̋̆͝ͅl̶̛̤͖̖͔̥ ̴̬̪̯͈̈́͊̒͂̍̔͂͘͠͝d̸̤̘̼̰̰̤͈̟̲̱̙̥͂̋̒͋́̈́̔̒̉̚͝ͅį̷͓̭̳̲͙̬̹̘̲̬̦̫͑͂̎͋̆̃͊̚̕͠͠e̷͙̩̰͙̣̦̽̿͗̎͝ ̵͙̖̈́͒̾̆͝͝b̸̢̧͔̮̻̺̘̯̳̯͙̘̗̘̀̀̊̊̋̈̅̍̇̉͜͝ē̸̡̜̣͎͖̬̼̞̲͉͖̱̓̋͆̏̕̕͝c̷̮̪̈ą̶̟̜͍̩̬͔̩̠̯͆̉̎̑͛͗̏͝u̷̙̠̲̾͋͋̂͗s̷̡̛͔̎̽͆͒̓̏̂̄̀͑̀̒͘e̴̡̛̛̺̻̞̯̳͈̯͔͂̇̉̍̑̓͋̅̕͘ ̸̻̤̞͎̯̓̎̄̂͒̔́̍̐̋̍͋̾̑̚w̷̯̥͙̝̹͈̳̗̙̥̳̅̂̈ě̵̯̱̗͉͔͔̯̗̤̰̯͇͎͉͉́͊̀͋͛ ̸̛̤͙͈̮͓̯̩̲͍͆́͌͐̈́̅̔̂̈́ḓ̶̢̻̝̜͔͇͍̦̟̅̒̅̂͑̃̔ę̵̹̖̜̱̙͙͎̰̩̰̯̝͖̻̲̉̀̏͒̅̈͑̿̀̑̀̌̐̕̚͜͝͝m̷̨͍͈͔͕̼̟̝͇̟͌͒͑́͘̚͝a̷̛̼̦̯̲͕̝͉̗͛͛̐́̐̂͋͆̋̾̉͜͠ñ̵̛̲͍̯͎͈̭̩͉͈̍̎̔̓̊̔͛́͆̽͒̽͠͝d̸̢̢̬̞̜̬̗̂̾̂̇̀̋̆̒́̎̈́͋̕͜ͅ ̸̛̲̠̙̯̈́̐̃̂̀͋̈́̑̆̅̀͛̑͝ī̷̡̛̮̳̤̏̈́̈̈̎̓͒͋͌́͊̕͝͠ţ̴̣͎̯̪͋͒͑̚
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Y̸̢͎̎̀̕ȫ̶̡͇͓̖͉̯̼̖͕̙̾ų̵̛͓̻͈̘̜͈̦͚͈͊̽̈́̒̆̎ ̴̢̟̺̘̼̺͎͈̰̙͂̋̅̐͑̔̎̉ȩ̶̻̖̣̲̏̈́͂̽͑̅̃̿̃͗̀̑͂̈́͘͠x̴̰̮̠̗̪̝̜͈̲̰̌̒̔͆͌̆̂͗̔͒̀͂͒̕͜͜͝͝͠į̵̡̥̗̬̟͎͍̟͍̮̙̥̻͊̃̎̈́̿͜͝ͅs̴͙̹̜͚̦̤͂̔̈́͛́̓̆̉̉̄̈͗͋̅̎t̸̡͈̻͎̗̺̓̓̊̒̋͑͂͜ ̸̫͙̮̯̩̺̂͑͌͂ḇ̸͕̩̟͚̯̫͚̩͖͆̎̀́̇̄̊̓̾ȩ̶̨̨̰̲̬̦̜̦̞͕̤̩͌̎̐̈́̃͌̽͊̌͊͊̄̑̊̚̚c̸̫̘̠͚̙̭̱̤̦̆̈́̈̈̌ä̸̧̺̙̥̲̝̫͙͔̓̓̑͌͋̽͜ǘ̸̧͔͈̜͚̲̹̼̒̃ś̴̻̟̙̦͕̯͖̖̹́̽ë̸̢̧̨͇̳̖͙͇͚͚̩͛̀͆̂͗ ̵̨̥̺̞̬̲̟͈̘͕͉͓̤̞̤̒̌͑́̽̀̏́ẅ̵̢̦͖͚͈̹̞̣̪̞́͜e̴̞͂̐̂̅̑͐͒̂͗̽̒̀̽̕͘͠ ̷͍̹̭̣̫̠̞̭͉̱̫̞̳̠̃̄̈́̈̈́̽̆ͅa̷̡̼̖̰̝̙̻͈̹̘͖̗̫̩͗͐̓̋͜l̴̘̬͉̝͎͕͍̣̗̖̱͓͊̑̾͊̅̍̓̂͘͜l̵̡̧̲̻͙͈̜͎̹̺̱̪̊͛̔̋̽̈́̓̈́͂̓͐͗̕͠͝ơ̷̧͔̬̬̼̱̜͓̲̬͖̝̹̺̬̦͕̏̈́̓̽͛͊͊̇͘͠w̶̘̬͉͍͚͕̰̣͗̆̏̔͋̉̀̍͊̊͝ ̵̳̿͂͌̆́͋͂͑̀͑̋̿͋͌͋͠ͅî̵͓̟̻̟̞͕͑̀̉̀̕t̷̞̣̤̜̭̯͓͓̬̼͌̽̀̿̉̎̒̐̇̅̚͜ͅ,̴͇̃̉̀̈́̍͌̑̽̇́̇ ̵̨̣͇͎̘͈̟̯̮͕̠̯̋̿̃̓ā̵̗͖̞̰̟͎̬̩̿͒̄̃̀̈́̐̊ņ̶̙̪̜̤̰̬͍̯̘̹͔̣̮̣͉̈́́̽͐̈́̈́͛̚͠͠d̵̢̟̙̙͇͋̾ ̴̧̗̹͕͍̙̰͓̠͐̐̔͋̐̆̓͗̇̀ȳ̶̭̳̍̽̈͛̌͋͊̊̾̂͂͝͝õ̴̺͆̀͗̎́̅͘͘ư̶̐̑̍͌͆͐̎̃́̇́̆̏͘͜͝ ̶̨̩̖̞̗̬̣̋͌͗̂̌̄̚w̸̙̙͈͍̲͉͙̝̼̻͛̏̄̏͛͛̈́̐͛͊̋͘̕ͅí̵̢͓͊͒̑̂̉͊̄͑̑̈́̅̕l̶̡̨̯̹̹̥͈̹̣̃͗̈́̋̆͝ͅl̶̛̤͖̖͔̥ ̴̬̪̯͈̈́͊̒͂̍̔͂͘͠͝d̸̤̘̼̰̰̤͈̟̲̱̙̥͂̋̒͋́̈́̔̒̉̚͝ͅį̷͓̭̳̲͙̬̹̘̲̬̦̫͑͂̎͋̆̃͊̚̕͠͠e̷͙̩̰͙̣̦̽̿͗̎͝ ̵͙̖̈́͒̾̆͝͝b̸̢̧͔̮̻̺̘̯̳̯͙̘̗̘̀̀̊̊̋̈̅̍̇̉͜͝ē̸̡̜̣͎͖̬̼̞̲͉͖̱̓̋͆̏̕̕͝c̷̮̪̈ą̶̟̜͍̩̬͔̩̠̯͆̉̎̑͛͗̏͝u̷̙̠̲̾͋͋̂͗s̷̡̛͔̎̽͆͒̓̏̂̄̀͑̀̒͘e̴̡̛̛̺̻̞̯̳͈̯͔͂̇̉̍̑̓͋̅̕͘ ̸̻̤̞͎̯̓̎̄̂͒̔́̍̐̋̍͋̾̑̚w̷̯̥͙̝̹͈̳̗̙̥̳̅̂̈ě̵̯̱̗͉͔͔̯̗̤̰̯͇͎͉͉́͊̀͋͛ ̸̛̤͙͈̮͓̯̩̲͍͆́͌͐̈́̅̔̂̈́ḓ̶̢̻̝̜͔͇͍̦̟̅̒̅̂͑̃̔ę̵̹̖̜̱̙͙͎̰̩̰̯̝͖̻̲̉̀̏͒̅̈͑̿̀̑̀̌̐̕̚͜͝͝m̷̨͍͈͔͕̼̟̝͇̟͌͒͑́͘̚͝a̷̛̼̦̯̲͕̝͉̗͛͛̐́̐̂͋͆̋̾̉͜͠ñ̵̛̲͍̯͎͈̭̩͉͈̍̎̔̓̊̔͛́͆̽͒̽͠͝d̸̢̢̬̞̜̬̗̂̾̂̇̀̋̆̒́̎̈́͋̕͜ͅ ̸̛̲̠̙̯̈́̐̃̂̀͋̈́̑̆̅̀͛̑͝ī̷̡̛̮̳̤̏̈́̈̈̎̓͒͋͌́͊̕͝͠ţ̴̣͎̯̪͋͒͑̚
It was too much dress for him
October 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It was too much dress for him
(Jigsaw voice) You spend your whole life in a hurry; now is your chance to loosen up. You have 45 minutes to get 6” of slack in one of these things or your head will be chopped off
October 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
(Jigsaw voice) You spend your whole life in a hurry; now is your chance to loosen up. You have 45 minutes to get 6” of slack in one of these things or your head will be chopped off
My fiancée, whom I love, has a severe fish allergy. But sometimes she goes out of town and I get to party a lil.
October 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
My fiancée, whom I love, has a severe fish allergy. But sometimes she goes out of town and I get to party a lil.
He can’t keep getting away with this
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He can’t keep getting away with this
Another Hatch Act violation, now on Instagram.
October 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Another Hatch Act violation, now on Instagram.
RT with your favorite sibling dynamic in Game of Thrones
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
RT with your favorite sibling dynamic in Game of Thrones