SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
This actually takes enough skill that it’s no wonder they were into you
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This actually takes enough skill that it’s no wonder they were into you
I have awesome news
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I have awesome news
I was more-so building on your point.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I was more-so building on your point.
Mapquest? Like a peasant? When I have a TomTom?
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Mapquest? Like a peasant? When I have a TomTom?
They had this shit figured out by EverQuest. That was like 1999 or something.
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
They had this shit figured out by EverQuest. That was like 1999 or something.
Fromsoft PC ports have always been terrible at any frame rate/resolution not standard on consoles. DS1 had problems. Even Elden Ring won’t do ultra wide (unless they fixed it lately)
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Fromsoft PC ports have always been terrible at any frame rate/resolution not standard on consoles. DS1 had problems. Even Elden Ring won’t do ultra wide (unless they fixed it lately)
NYC smells better already
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
NYC smells better already
it’s truly mystifying that a whole world exists in that little walnut
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
it’s truly mystifying that a whole world exists in that little walnut
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November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The account is under new management. We understand that some of the posts may differ from the fare that our valued readers enjoyed in the past, however we are confident that this fresh new direction will revitalize the account and keep it posting for many years to come. Thank you for your feedback.
I actually hated it, and anticipated this understandable pushback
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I actually hated it, and anticipated this understandable pushback
I had a PE class in 9th grade that was about alternative sports or something. It was all table tennis, bowling, badminton, pickleball, etc. A+ class.
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I had a PE class in 9th grade that was about alternative sports or something. It was all table tennis, bowling, badminton, pickleball, etc. A+ class.
Yeah, but understand that this law will apply to everyone. Even me. Nuclear war could be breaking out and I will not leave the book fair early.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Yeah, but understand that this law will apply to everyone. Even me. Nuclear war could be breaking out and I will not leave the book fair early.
A cooler PE, though. Asking anyone to run a mile should continue to be considered workplace harassment, if not some form of assault.
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
A cooler PE, though. Asking anyone to run a mile should continue to be considered workplace harassment, if not some form of assault.
It also seems like you're being very predictably rolled by republicans, and that leaves us wondering whether you're absurdly gullible, don't care, or are complicit. Minority parties have less power now than ever, and it's incredibly frustrating and demoralizing to see you all surrender even that.
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
It also seems like you're being very predictably rolled by republicans, and that leaves us wondering whether you're absurdly gullible, don't care, or are complicit. Minority parties have less power now than ever, and it's incredibly frustrating and demoralizing to see you all surrender even that.
That's fair, may just not have hit for me. I did enjoy the merch: I had the N64 podracing game, a really cool & detailed podracer figurine, a Darth Maul poster. I liked everything about the movies, except the actual movie.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
That's fair, may just not have hit for me. I did enjoy the merch: I had the N64 podracing game, a really cool & detailed podracer figurine, a Darth Maul poster. I liked everything about the movies, except the actual movie.
This is a good point. While I didn't enjoy the movies, I do think that the phantom menace has the sort of (campy? not sure) vibe that makes it feel more like old Star Wars than the sequels, even if I find the sequels generally more watchable.
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is a good point. While I didn't enjoy the movies, I do think that the phantom menace has the sort of (campy? not sure) vibe that makes it feel more like old Star Wars than the sequels, even if I find the sequels generally more watchable.
Yeah, there are real dangers out there that must be fought, that's kinda why we're mad. Maybe another condescending post will do it, though.
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Yeah, there are real dangers out there that must be fought, that's kinda why we're mad. Maybe another condescending post will do it, though.
"No, you don't understand. I didn't mean it, but I did. But I didn't. You know?"
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"No, you don't understand. I didn't mean it, but I did. But I didn't. You know?"
Having rewatched them as an adult, I think I agree. It’s hard to identify with PM Anakin because he has kid actor syndrome, but I actively sorta resent and don’t like watching the older version of him. Don’t really care what happens to anyone in the other two, and they’re even more boring.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Having rewatched them as an adult, I think I agree. It’s hard to identify with PM Anakin because he has kid actor syndrome, but I actively sorta resent and don’t like watching the older version of him. Don’t really care what happens to anyone in the other two, and they’re even more boring.