AI is a Mimic Monster
@suzanherself.bsky.social
#lawtwitter refugee. Introvert/shy. Data management expert. Licensed attorney, but not YOUR attorney. Intellectual property is mostly data. AI is search results. GenAI is statistic probability applied to search results. AI is not intelligent.
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So I guess I got a lot of new followers here. I am a data management career professional who went and got a law degree in Intellectual Property and Technology. Now working at NASA advising on generative AI use. (squeee best nerd girl job). It is not ketchup. Doesn't go on everything.
The worst thing about generative AI is that it cannot tell you it did not find anything so it must make something up and not tell you what it did.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The worst thing about generative AI is that it cannot tell you it did not find anything so it must make something up and not tell you what it did.
Taps the sign
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Taps the sign
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It's the very first rule in the Model Rules of Ethics.
Know what the fuck you're doing when representing your client. I am technically licensed to represent someone in court, but I've never litigated in my life and it would be legal malpractice AND unethical for me to do so.
Know what the fuck you're doing when representing your client. I am technically licensed to represent someone in court, but I've never litigated in my life and it would be legal malpractice AND unethical for me to do so.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's the very first rule in the Model Rules of Ethics.
Know what the fuck you're doing when representing your client. I am technically licensed to represent someone in court, but I've never litigated in my life and it would be legal malpractice AND unethical for me to do so.
Know what the fuck you're doing when representing your client. I am technically licensed to represent someone in court, but I've never litigated in my life and it would be legal malpractice AND unethical for me to do so.
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I'm imagining all the crim pro profs running around like this rn:
two elderly women are standing in a living room talking
Alt: that's not how it works, that's not how any of this works
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm imagining all the crim pro profs running around like this rn:
Wake up, honey, new space law hypo just dropped.
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wake up, honey, new space law hypo just dropped.
Squeeeeee!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Squeeeeee!!!!
I suppose it must be possible to get tired of this, but I would be willing to be a test subject to find out.
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Data analysis
A short thread of observations using Max Andrew's tool to explore the network of relationships revealed in the Epstein estate email cache. @thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com
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1. There is a tight inner circle, densely connected. Trump is in the near outer rim.
epstein-doc-explorer-1.onrender.com
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1. There is a tight inner circle, densely connected. Trump is in the near outer rim.
epstein-doc-explorer-1.onrender.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Data analysis
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Human disempowerment is built into AI (by design and by default).
Cartoon by Tom Fishburne
Cartoon by Tom Fishburne
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Human disempowerment is built into AI (by design and by default).
Cartoon by Tom Fishburne
Cartoon by Tom Fishburne
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Don't you think he looks tired?
#TrumpsConfusion
Donald Trump lacks the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS, and all the many adversaries we face – not only in terrorism, but in trade and every other challenge we must confront to turn this country around.
#TrumpsConfusion
Donald Trump lacks the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS, and all the many adversaries we face – not only in terrorism, but in trade and every other challenge we must confront to turn this country around.
November 17, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Don't you think he looks tired?
#TrumpsConfusion
Donald Trump lacks the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS, and all the many adversaries we face – not only in terrorism, but in trade and every other challenge we must confront to turn this country around.
#TrumpsConfusion
Donald Trump lacks the mental and physical stamina to take on ISIS, and all the many adversaries we face – not only in terrorism, but in trade and every other challenge we must confront to turn this country around.
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One of the best bit of ethics advice I've ever seen was in this page by @kbspangler.com and @alepresser.com
www.agirlandherfed.com/1.2284.html
www.agirlandherfed.com/1.2284.html
November 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
One of the best bit of ethics advice I've ever seen was in this page by @kbspangler.com and @alepresser.com
www.agirlandherfed.com/1.2284.html
www.agirlandherfed.com/1.2284.html
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🎶 Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
🎶 Lift up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
Take second best, put me to the test
Things on your chest you need to confess
I will deliver, you know I'm a forgiver
35 years ago Depeche Mode predicted a ChatGPT Jesus phone app.
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Honestly should be illegal to arrive at legislative decisions that on paper show an explicit harm to people.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Honestly should be illegal to arrive at legislative decisions that on paper show an explicit harm to people.
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I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I would just live my life so that Joyce Carol Oates does not feel the need to destroy me.
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Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.
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At a time when Trump wants to double premiums and throw 15 million off the health care they have, please remember that the U.S. is the only major country on Earth not the guarantee health care to all as a human right.
We must pass Medicare for All.
We must pass Medicare for All.
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At a time when Trump wants to double premiums and throw 15 million off the health care they have, please remember that the U.S. is the only major country on Earth not the guarantee health care to all as a human right.
We must pass Medicare for All.
We must pass Medicare for All.
Me too!
I got my dinner tonight at a Subway.
You know why.
You know why.
November 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me too!
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Michigan Senate President Pro Tempore @jeremymoss.bsky.social (D), author of a bill to unmask ICE agents in the state, responds to a Republican's concerns about ICE agents getting threatened by mentioning that state legislators still do their jobs publicly despite threats against them.
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Michigan Senate President Pro Tempore @jeremymoss.bsky.social (D), author of a bill to unmask ICE agents in the state, responds to a Republican's concerns about ICE agents getting threatened by mentioning that state legislators still do their jobs publicly despite threats against them.
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OpenAI is not too big to fail. It's literally never been profitable.
We are obviously in a bubble. The government should not bail out bubbles. An investment guarantee is a bigger moral hazard than a direct monetary bailout after you've failed.
We are obviously in a bubble. The government should not bail out bubbles. An investment guarantee is a bigger moral hazard than a direct monetary bailout after you've failed.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
OpenAI is not too big to fail. It's literally never been profitable.
We are obviously in a bubble. The government should not bail out bubbles. An investment guarantee is a bigger moral hazard than a direct monetary bailout after you've failed.
We are obviously in a bubble. The government should not bail out bubbles. An investment guarantee is a bigger moral hazard than a direct monetary bailout after you've failed.
Such a great book!
I understand this in large part because of @nkjemisin.bsky.social's The City We Became.
this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Such a great book!
Can Johnson be impeached or otherwise challenged for keeping the house closed?
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Can Johnson be impeached or otherwise challenged for keeping the house closed?
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Spouse: Wow, conservatives really do die being passionate about what they love.
Me: How do you mean?
Spouse: Well, Charlie Kirk was passionate about statistics and then became one, and Dick Cheney was really passionate about fossil fuels, and now he's going to become one.
Me *blinks*
Me: How do you mean?
Spouse: Well, Charlie Kirk was passionate about statistics and then became one, and Dick Cheney was really passionate about fossil fuels, and now he's going to become one.
Me *blinks*
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Spouse: Wow, conservatives really do die being passionate about what they love.
Me: How do you mean?
Spouse: Well, Charlie Kirk was passionate about statistics and then became one, and Dick Cheney was really passionate about fossil fuels, and now he's going to become one.
Me *blinks*
Me: How do you mean?
Spouse: Well, Charlie Kirk was passionate about statistics and then became one, and Dick Cheney was really passionate about fossil fuels, and now he's going to become one.
Me *blinks*
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Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hi, I’m God.
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
Jesus and I agree that starving the poor so you can build yourself golden bathrooms and golden ballrooms is evil. Anyone who does that shall burn for eternity. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thanks,
God
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Catholics being angry at the leader of their religion for pointing out the very explicit teachings in their own religious text is a wild concept.
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Catholics being angry at the leader of their religion for pointing out the very explicit teachings in their own religious text is a wild concept.