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Spooning always turns into forking at some point
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google is a ouija board when the person who answered the question is dead.
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
google is a ouija board when the person who answered the question is dead.
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Coming up with captions for pictures of my ass is more difficult than I had imagined
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Coming up with captions for pictures of my ass is more difficult than I had imagined
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I hope 2026 brings you peace and mind blowing orgasms.
February 3, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I hope 2026 brings you peace and mind blowing orgasms.
If you don't know who Bill Withers is then it's only going to be a one night stand. I have standards
February 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If you don't know who Bill Withers is then it's only going to be a one night stand. I have standards
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I’ll just answer that email after this coffee, and other lies I’m telling myself this morning.
February 3, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I’ll just answer that email after this coffee, and other lies I’m telling myself this morning.
Remember to pick the lent out of your bush today
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Remember to pick the lent out of your bush today
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penis is short for penisaurus
February 2, 2026 at 6:03 PM
penis is short for penisaurus
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im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
im a daytime midweek bowling alley ten.
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I’m the MacGyver of connecting dots seemingly out of nowhere
February 2, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I’m the MacGyver of connecting dots seemingly out of nowhere
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i see dead people’s dicks
*my dixth sense*
*my dixth sense*
February 2, 2026 at 2:27 AM
i see dead people’s dicks
*my dixth sense*
*my dixth sense*
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If by lewds, you mean me in my white castle t-shirt, then, yes, I have lewds.
February 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
If by lewds, you mean me in my white castle t-shirt, then, yes, I have lewds.
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jockey:
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
February 1, 2026 at 4:08 PM
jockey:
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
owner: mind if i pay you under the stable
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It's awfully drafty living in this house of cards.
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
It's awfully drafty living in this house of cards.
If we start dating now, I'll still be able to make Valentine's dinner reservations at White Castle
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 PM
If we start dating now, I'll still be able to make Valentine's dinner reservations at White Castle
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carbs are like that naughty friend who calls after you’ve gotten your life together
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 AM
carbs are like that naughty friend who calls after you’ve gotten your life together
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"I need a brand new friend who doesn't bother me"
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
"I need a brand new friend who doesn't bother me"
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Telling me who’s gonna be there isn’t gonna make me wanna go more…
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Telling me who’s gonna be there isn’t gonna make me wanna go more…
Happy Bone Thugs N Harmony Day
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Happy Bone Thugs N Harmony Day
Crip walking to the coffee pot
January 31, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Crip walking to the coffee pot
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If dog not allowed on couch why is couch dog shaped
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 PM
If dog not allowed on couch why is couch dog shaped
Jokes on you! That's a stolen sweet potato in my pocket
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Jokes on you! That's a stolen sweet potato in my pocket
I choose my pets by the level of derp they have
January 31, 2026 at 2:59 AM
I choose my pets by the level of derp they have
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you'll have to peel the jarlic from my cold dead hands
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
you'll have to peel the jarlic from my cold dead hands
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My left butt cheek is twitching. That means 2 more weeks of January
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
My left butt cheek is twitching. That means 2 more weeks of January
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am i the asshole
my asshole: sometimes
my asshole: sometimes
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 PM
am i the asshole
my asshole: sometimes
my asshole: sometimes