miranda
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“i thought you were american”•level 22•she/her
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I bought a dozen eggs and every one of them is a double-yolker and it feels like I hit the 2025 jackpot
May 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I bought a dozen eggs and every one of them is a double-yolker and it feels like I hit the 2025 jackpot
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A Gen Z employee just asked me for music recommendations because my music taste is “cool” and let me tell you, I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket because this is def a special day 😅😅😅😅
May 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A Gen Z employee just asked me for music recommendations because my music taste is “cool” and let me tell you, I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket because this is def a special day 😅😅😅😅
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Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive
May 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Hells Librarians🔥 #LibrarySky #ReadToLive
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What it feels like to wait for moisturizer to dry in the warm months.
May 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
What it feels like to wait for moisturizer to dry in the warm months.
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This pup just started their fitness journey and could use a spotter. And a little encouragement. 12/10
May 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This pup just started their fitness journey and could use a spotter. And a little encouragement. 12/10
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My baseline emotion is confangry, which is when I am mad about the fact that I don't know what to eat
May 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My baseline emotion is confangry, which is when I am mad about the fact that I don't know what to eat
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This is the Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), and it's just straight up a dinosaur.
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
May 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
This is the Groove-billed Ani (Crotophaga sulcirostris), and it's just straight up a dinosaur.
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
Like, I know *all* birds are technically avian dinosaurs, but my first thought looking at this guy is: dinosaur.
(📷: Suzie McCann, eBird)
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Baby Feels Foolish After Realizing Stranger Waving At Toddler Next Seat Over
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May 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Baby Feels Foolish After Realizing Stranger Waving At Toddler Next Seat Over
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Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."
May 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."
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The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The average American has three friends
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
May 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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I so desperately want this to be true.
Please don't disabuse me of my fervent hopes.
Please don't disabuse me of my fervent hopes.
May 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I so desperately want this to be true.
Please don't disabuse me of my fervent hopes.
Please don't disabuse me of my fervent hopes.
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Fuck this administration.
May 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hey. Hey. Hey. Fuck this administration.
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Cartoonists, followers of cartoonism.
April 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cartoonists, followers of cartoonism.
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sweat the small stuff
April 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
sweat the small stuff