blink-sun8tzu
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people sometimes repurpose my shitposts into visual art or other media. I love & encourage this. but please PLEASE don't use AI for it. it just remixes the stolen work it was trained on. it generates an absurd carbon footprint to achieve this. whatever your ability, it's better than an LLM. trust me
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Our potoo wants you to know that just because she’s in a zoo doesn’t mean it’s okay to stare.
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Our potoo wants you to know that just because she’s in a zoo doesn’t mean it’s okay to stare.
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
[plucks a neutrino from the air using chopsticks] force not weak enough you lil rascal
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
[plucks a neutrino from the air using chopsticks] force not weak enough you lil rascal
we'll get to your test results in a minute, but first let's talk about Morley cigarettes, the sponsor for today's appointments. Or you can go ad-free right now by signing up for our premium subscription service
SCOOP: Alberta intends to allow doctors working in the public health care system to simultaneously offers services in a parallel private market, according to draft amendments obtained by The Globe and Mail
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
Alberta plans to allow doctors to deliver public and private services
Draft legislation would establish a model for medicine unlike any other in Canada
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
we'll get to your test results in a minute, but first let's talk about Morley cigarettes, the sponsor for today's appointments. Or you can go ad-free right now by signing up for our premium subscription service
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Back to the drawing board on the "live animal merry-go-round."
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Back to the drawing board on the "live animal merry-go-round."
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What our small-town zoo lacks compared to big city zoos, we more than make up for with the mecha-chickens and Wall of Fur.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
What our small-town zoo lacks compared to big city zoos, we more than make up for with the mecha-chickens and Wall of Fur.
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All I know is MeToo never scared a man who didn't do anything wrong
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
All I know is MeToo never scared a man who didn't do anything wrong
this is all i have to contribute to social media for now. good luck out there
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
this is all i have to contribute to social media for now. good luck out there
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Today's book signing for To Serve Man in the polar bear enclosure is NOT an official zoo event, and not covered by your regular admission.
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Today's book signing for To Serve Man in the polar bear enclosure is NOT an official zoo event, and not covered by your regular admission.
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Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Really, Google Gemini can do everything? Then let's see it fuck off
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Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Fun prank: Release 3 pigs numbered 1, 2 and 4 into a supermarket. Then when everyone's busy looking for pig 3, release pigs 5 to 807
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
November 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
During our last bird show a goose snatched a hairpiece. If you're missing a hairpiece, stop at Guest Services. If you can describe this hairpiece, you may reclaim your hairpiece.
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The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
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People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles
your job's a joke, you're broke, your necklace spies on you all daaaay
Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.
![An ad for the Friend AI pendant that is, according to a post on Redditt, at the Fullerton CTA stop. The ad reads, "friend. [frend] noun. someone who listens, responds, and supports you." A person has written, "AI is not your friend" over the image of the pendant.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:uufz3dvrdnbm6ptii46y7j7u/bafkreidv2q5m54fchg5zocga7igukl6rlss4mdzxlkkcklw5wnrc7sccga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
your job's a joke, you're broke, your necklace spies on you all daaaay
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Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Apparently the Friend ads have arrived in Chicago and the people know: AI is not your friend.
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Don't talk to the New York Times about trans issues. They will betray your trust and use your story to undermine access to care. That's exactly what Azeen Ghorayshi did with families of trans kids in Missouri.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Don't talk to the New York Times about trans issues. They will betray your trust and use your story to undermine access to care. That's exactly what Azeen Ghorayshi did with families of trans kids in Missouri.
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Unbelievable travesty. What a fucking world we’re living in.
Canada is likely to lose its measles elimination status. The U.S. could be next. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt... via @nbcnews.com @erikaedwards.bsky.social
Canada is likely to lose its measles elimination status. The U.S. could be next.
Neither country has been able to stop continuous spread of the highly contagious virus within the past year.
www.nbcnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Unbelievable travesty. What a fucking world we’re living in.
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12 hr loop whirring/clicking sounds that perfectly imitate when you were inside The Machine
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
12 hr loop whirring/clicking sounds that perfectly imitate when you were inside The Machine
on top of everything else tonight we go off daylight savings? is this what people mean by a polycrisis
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
on top of everything else tonight we go off daylight savings? is this what people mean by a polycrisis
if you told me on october 30 I'd care this much about baseball
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
if you told me on october 30 I'd care this much about baseball
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
if you're cold, they're cold. freeze together, losers
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if you're cold, they're cold. freeze together, losers