Summer David
@summerdavid.bsky.social
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You know what they say: pockets full of sand, heart full of beach glass what do you mean they don’t say that
November 20, 2024 at 6:15 PM
You know what they say: pockets full of sand, heart full of beach glass what do you mean they don’t say that
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Virgo: No more excuses! For the next 8 to 15 years you'll never have a better opportunity for travel to a non-extradition country.
December 1, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Virgo: No more excuses! For the next 8 to 15 years you'll never have a better opportunity for travel to a non-extradition country.
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
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Dance like nobody likes you.
October 13, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Dance like nobody likes you.
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The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises
November 28, 2024 at 5:10 AM
The billionaire who’s hunting me for sport is mad because I’m not even trying. I’m running in slow motion making Chariots of Fire noises
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It has been 0 hours, 0 days and 0 minutes since I washed my paintbrush in my tea.
November 25, 2024 at 8:40 PM
It has been 0 hours, 0 days and 0 minutes since I washed my paintbrush in my tea.
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I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
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rowed nineteen hours through fog and stormy seas to reach Monster Island, only to discover it's just a rock someone glued googly eyes to
November 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
rowed nineteen hours through fog and stormy seas to reach Monster Island, only to discover it's just a rock someone glued googly eyes to
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Soup for my family
from www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8L967kj/
from www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8L967kj/
November 16, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Soup for my family
from www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8L967kj/
from www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8L967kj/
@jortsthecat.bsky.social - if you don’t have a brick, may I suggest a can of soup? It’s just soup FOR MY FAMILY.
My people! They're so very, very innocent!!!
November 21, 2024 at 9:01 AM
@jortsthecat.bsky.social - if you don’t have a brick, may I suggest a can of soup? It’s just soup FOR MY FAMILY.
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If you come to thanksgiving dinner with a brick and just set it down next to your chardonnay maybe it will be a conversation piece
November 21, 2024 at 6:59 AM
If you come to thanksgiving dinner with a brick and just set it down next to your chardonnay maybe it will be a conversation piece
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It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
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[3:12 am]
(my cat): oh sorry about stepping on your face i was just headed to the nightstand to knock over that water glass
(my cat): oh sorry about stepping on your face i was just headed to the nightstand to knock over that water glass
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
[3:12 am]
(my cat): oh sorry about stepping on your face i was just headed to the nightstand to knock over that water glass
(my cat): oh sorry about stepping on your face i was just headed to the nightstand to knock over that water glass
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i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh
November 21, 2024 at 5:23 AM
i do not want supporters of a racist fascist rapist bigot anywhere near me tbh i do not think that is an unreasonable position tbh
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wat
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
wat
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I have to say, "[sic]" is such a passive-aggressive writing convention.
It's basically saying "Look, I would never have spelled that so idiotically. THIS stupid motherfucker, however..."
It's basically saying "Look, I would never have spelled that so idiotically. THIS stupid motherfucker, however..."
July 25, 2024 at 9:48 AM
I have to say, "[sic]" is such a passive-aggressive writing convention.
It's basically saying "Look, I would never have spelled that so idiotically. THIS stupid motherfucker, however..."
It's basically saying "Look, I would never have spelled that so idiotically. THIS stupid motherfucker, however..."
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me: *gets something in my eye*
brain: put your finger in there too
brain: put your finger in there too
June 5, 2024 at 11:46 AM
me: *gets something in my eye*
brain: put your finger in there too
brain: put your finger in there too
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It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
July 11, 2024 at 12:51 AM
It'd be nice to have the opposite of an intrusive thought once in a while. Just a really sudden calming thought
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Friend: I’m poly.
Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!
Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!
September 2, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Friend: I’m poly.
Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!
Me, pulling out crackers: Well, you won’t believe what I have for you!
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once upon a midnight dreary
while I wandered, weak and weary
over to a quaint and curious icebox door
when I spotted what I had been craving
the plums that you were probably saving
for your breakfast, I am sure
forgive me please, I do implore
I ate those plums and nothing more
while I wandered, weak and weary
over to a quaint and curious icebox door
when I spotted what I had been craving
the plums that you were probably saving
for your breakfast, I am sure
forgive me please, I do implore
I ate those plums and nothing more
February 20, 2024 at 4:14 AM
once upon a midnight dreary
while I wandered, weak and weary
over to a quaint and curious icebox door
when I spotted what I had been craving
the plums that you were probably saving
for your breakfast, I am sure
forgive me please, I do implore
I ate those plums and nothing more
while I wandered, weak and weary
over to a quaint and curious icebox door
when I spotted what I had been craving
the plums that you were probably saving
for your breakfast, I am sure
forgive me please, I do implore
I ate those plums and nothing more
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I have delivered
the copper ingots
that were ordered
by Nanni
and which
he was probably
hoping
were a higher grade
forgive me
I am Ea-Nasir
so shifty
and so cold
the copper ingots
that were ordered
by Nanni
and which
he was probably
hoping
were a higher grade
forgive me
I am Ea-Nasir
so shifty
and so cold
October 16, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I have delivered
the copper ingots
that were ordered
by Nanni
and which
he was probably
hoping
were a higher grade
forgive me
I am Ea-Nasir
so shifty
and so cold
the copper ingots
that were ordered
by Nanni
and which
he was probably
hoping
were a higher grade
forgive me
I am Ea-Nasir
so shifty
and so cold