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I need to know if prestidigitation works as birth control
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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autism was the boogeyman that scared people off of vaccines. "imagine the loss of prestige if your kid was a gay little weirdo."
March 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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it's never too early in the week to practice your Shaolin style and improve your techniques
February 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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February 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Heard that there’s now a millennial doge boy helping Elon, one who also does 100% clean comedy and buys his sushi at a 7-Eleven.
February 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Me, disastrously horny trying to flirt at BYU: I just think Orson Scott Card is the best sci-fi author of all time.
February 14, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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I would pay $200 for a copy of Sterling’s Gold
June 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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How Anthony Edwards built that new 'super pretty' jumper: 'Make 'em respect it': Edwards has worked on his form until it's one fluid motion, capped with a portrait-worthy follow-through and a snap of the net.
How Anthony Edwards built that new 'super pretty' jumper: 'Make 'em respect it'
Edwards has worked on his form until it's one fluid motion, capped with a portrait-worthy follow-through and a snap of the net.
dlvr.it
December 11, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Happy leap day to all and to all a 4 foot vertical.
February 29, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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*makes sure you are firmly affixed to the bottom plate of the hydraulic press before turning somberly to the crowd and bellowing “SMASH OR PASS???”
February 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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If La Roux came out today, Tiktok would lose its shit. Your FYP would be wall-to-wall Bulletproof. The Youth would be going in for the kill with gay abandon. That's just a fact.
February 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Can't listen to the Flamingos - I Only Have Eyes for You without wanting to listen to the Fugees - Zealots.
January 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I can barely remember names you want me to remember blue sky handles too?
February 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Ja in the dunk contest? Yea right. Just like when Lebron said he would before he got stuck on the 1st page of Malcolm X.
February 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Bookmarked and saved for reading by the (electric) fireplace later today.
December 20, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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Rappers are always trying to steal my golden apples
February 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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No one in their right mind anywhere would choose the US if there are viable alternatives!
February 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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The average soldier in the Trojan War would die instantly if an NBA player crossed him over
February 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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thinking abt achilles and patroclus being teenagers/young adults when the trojan war started they should've been at the club
February 24, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Change in Abstract
May 3, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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Oh god, they're still at it...
February 22, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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gaming with a goth slime tomorrow.
February 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM