L.C.
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I like meats and cheeses. PHL->PHX. Dog pics and mid opinions. Robotics stoner just living life a quarter mile at a time.
#GoBirds #GoPhils
LII, LIX
#GoBirds #GoPhils
LII, LIX
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Maximus Decimus Meridius Snuggles was never quite the same after he had past life regression therapy.
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
Roll that beautiful bean footage
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Roll that beautiful bean footage
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
If these feckless weenies were just going to cave they should have just done it weeks ago and saved a lot of people the heartache.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
If these feckless weenies were just going to cave they should have just done it weeks ago and saved a lot of people the heartache.
Pluribus rules, Rhea Seehorn is just incredible in everything always.
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Pluribus rules, Rhea Seehorn is just incredible in everything always.
Really fucking shitty day for dudes with wraparound sunglasses and a pocket full of Blue Chew who think they're Jeff Bridges in True Grit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Really fucking shitty day for dudes with wraparound sunglasses and a pocket full of Blue Chew who think they're Jeff Bridges in True Grit.
I did not have a cookie for them and asked them to sit. One of these dogs is a good listener and the other is a husky/German shepherd mix who does whatever you ask of her as long as she feels like it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I did not have a cookie for them and asked them to sit. One of these dogs is a good listener and the other is a husky/German shepherd mix who does whatever you ask of her as long as she feels like it.
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All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
All day, many of you have been asking for a Cheney obituary from me. Get ready:
If you're reading this, remember one thing:
You outlived Dick Cheney and that's pretty cool.
You outlived Dick Cheney and that's pretty cool.
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
If you're reading this, remember one thing:
You outlived Dick Cheney and that's pretty cool.
You outlived Dick Cheney and that's pretty cool.
I love it when you get to hear swears in live football games.
Jacoby Brisett: "This is so fuckin easy"
Jacoby Brisett: "This is so fuckin easy"
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I love it when you get to hear swears in live football games.
Jacoby Brisett: "This is so fuckin easy"
Jacoby Brisett: "This is so fuckin easy"
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To tune of “buffalo soldier”
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
To tune of “buffalo soldier”
I guess we're doing fireworks until midnight on Halloween now too lmao
November 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I guess we're doing fireworks until midnight on Halloween now too lmao
If you take Jardiance you might end up with low blood sugar or DEATH BY CROTCH ROT.
October 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If you take Jardiance you might end up with low blood sugar or DEATH BY CROTCH ROT.
Idk how I keep ending up watching Dolphins and Jets games this year but good lord the Dolphins are not a good football team on offense at all.
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Idk how I keep ending up watching Dolphins and Jets games this year but good lord the Dolphins are not a good football team on offense at all.
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Lennie Briscoe 2099, full color version. #Orbachtober
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Lennie Briscoe 2099, full color version. #Orbachtober
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republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
October 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
republicans: it’s inappropriate to call your political opponents nazis
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
republicans in group chats: hey guys jim “the nazi” hitler here and yes i do have the mustache
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Face down ass up thats the way he got lit up
Dude was chanting "let's go ICE".
Then ended up ass up, slumped over.
Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.
Then ended up ass up, slumped over.
Imagine what his kids must feel seeing this.
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Face down ass up thats the way he got lit up
STAY FLAT EVERYONE
It's that time again. Roll the tape.
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
STAY FLAT EVERYONE