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the small language model arrived
December 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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if weed makes you sleepy it's an illiad and if it makes you lock in on ableton it's a honda odyssey
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Holy shit
Fallout creator Tim Cain has returned to Obsidian, says "you're not going to guess" what he's working on

➡️ youtu.be/kCVWRZqyroA
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Moevember 2025 Day 28: Giz-Moe

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Home Alone came out almost exactly 2 months after Goodfellas so I prefer to think Tommy never really got whacked. The hit was a front. He was just renamed Harry and sent into witness protection to work as a plumber in Winnetka IL. But he just couldn't fight that itch
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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(adjusting the antenna on my teletubby, which i keep in the house as a sort of pet/manservant)

"on a clear night he can pick up Skinemax"
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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"This all began with the Rigged Census" claims the guy who was president during the 2020 census
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Listen to Anime Sickos Podcast
I have been having kind of a very difficult year. One thing that I can depend on and feel good about is my work on Anime Sickos Podcast. It is a unique and hilarious show and I am deeply proud of it and myself as a host and producer. It would kick ass if you could give it a listen.
Listen to Anime Sickos Podcast
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls

the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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My band Constance is getting back together for one last show, next year on January 10th in Wisconsin! ✨ More details will be shared below - Let's make this one to remember 🖤
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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i hit a button on my newly invented switchblade broadsword and the whole thing launches out of my hands and disappears over the horizon. i never explained what it was supposed to do so everyone is cheering and going nuts
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The best thing about this is even if Trump had gotten Sliwa to drop out and EVERY SINGLE one of those votes went to Cuomo, Zohran still would have won. Fuck outta here man!!!
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Me reading this:
November 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Happy MOEVEMBER! MOEVEMBER is the Moe-nth where we celebrate Moe in a bunch of silly ways. Ready, get set, MOE.

Moevember 2025 Day 1: King Moe

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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this might be one of the best videos i’ve seen all year and also one of the most terrifying things i’ve ever witnessed in my entire life
in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Please help
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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yeah, so me & a couple of udder guys from the neighborhood are in charge of most of da religions
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM