Stunned Iguana, PhD
@stunnediguana.bsky.social
they/them, PhD in Criminal Justice, but not on here for that. Floridian in exile.
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I'm not saying it would fix everyone's mental health issues, but it would fix SOME
Sometimes I think about UBI and just...we'd make so much art.
May 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'm not saying it would fix everyone's mental health issues, but it would fix SOME
I now want an ID that says my name is Cocksucker.
Before you can enter the Kobold Cavern you must be inspected by the Cave Guards
The bulky kobolds are still only about 3' tall, but their commanding presence makes up for it
"ID"
You give with your name & ID card.
"That don't sound right to me."
"But-"
"Says here your name is [Cocksucker]."
The bulky kobolds are still only about 3' tall, but their commanding presence makes up for it
"ID"
You give with your name & ID card.
"That don't sound right to me."
"But-"
"Says here your name is [Cocksucker]."
May 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I now want an ID that says my name is Cocksucker.
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I want to feel the fandom brainrot again but my brain really is so fickle with what it decides to latch onto 😔
May 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I want to feel the fandom brainrot again but my brain really is so fickle with what it decides to latch onto 😔
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Just the idea of a sub top is so mmmmff… begging to fuck the other, pleading that they just want to make the other feel good, whining as the bottom praises them for doing such a good job, whispering “thank you” into the bottom’s neck for the opportunity to be inside of them 🙏😩
April 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just the idea of a sub top is so mmmmff… begging to fuck the other, pleading that they just want to make the other feel good, whining as the bottom praises them for doing such a good job, whispering “thank you” into the bottom’s neck for the opportunity to be inside of them 🙏😩
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I specialize in putting theory into practice
April 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I specialize in putting theory into practice
It's things like this that make me think I could be a Dom, but alas I'm just a very creative submissive.
Being a dom is like taking the best parts of being a game master and then adding sex.
Adjudicating rules, creating plans, revealing traps, and machiavelian monologuing. All put together for someone you care about to immerse them in the environment you've created.
And then they let you fuck them
Adjudicating rules, creating plans, revealing traps, and machiavelian monologuing. All put together for someone you care about to immerse them in the environment you've created.
And then they let you fuck them
April 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's things like this that make me think I could be a Dom, but alas I'm just a very creative submissive.
Fuck, I want this.
April 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Fuck, I want this.
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Remember: We don't have to be 100% in agreement about everything to all work for a better world.
April 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Remember: We don't have to be 100% in agreement about everything to all work for a better world.
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Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner.
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Die Off
Sometimes older voters aren’t just naturally more conservative. It’s just that wealthier and whiter people tend to live longer and healthier lives.
nymag.com
April 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner.
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
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DO NOT reply to this with evidence 😤
March 31, 2025 at 1:30 PM
DO NOT reply to this with evidence 😤
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HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
March 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
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Playing D&D with friends and inevitably we talk politics a bit.
DM: "Let's focus! We are talking about the monsters we can slay; not the ones we can't."
DM: "Let's focus! We are talking about the monsters we can slay; not the ones we can't."
February 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Playing D&D with friends and inevitably we talk politics a bit.
DM: "Let's focus! We are talking about the monsters we can slay; not the ones we can't."
DM: "Let's focus! We are talking about the monsters we can slay; not the ones we can't."
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Stardew Valley is ✨️Gay✨️
December 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Stardew Valley is ✨️Gay✨️
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the Grinch is an autistic anticapitalist, actually.
December 6, 2024 at 4:42 AM
the Grinch is an autistic anticapitalist, actually.
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the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime
December 1, 2024 at 8:57 PM
the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime
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