C🦃th
@cathinator.bsky.social
Cathinating the countryside and the thatched roof cottages
Wait, gotta bump it down to third place; forgot about the colonoscopy
But then the pandemic happened and I did NOT get it checked again, and that is why I am convinced any weird feeling in my throat is thyroid cancer.
(Also, thyroid ultrasound is probably the second worst medical test I've ever done; it feels torture-adjacent (hysterosalpingogram was the worst))
(Also, thyroid ultrasound is probably the second worst medical test I've ever done; it feels torture-adjacent (hysterosalpingogram was the worst))
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Wait, gotta bump it down to third place; forgot about the colonoscopy
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Wicked-style remake of Annie where Ms. Hannigan is the victim and the billionaire is the villain
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wicked-style remake of Annie where Ms. Hannigan is the victim and the billionaire is the villain
Once, I was at a well check and the midwife felt my neck and was like "huh. Might want to get that checked." So I went to an endocrinologist and got an ultrasound and the tech was like "huh. Hang on a sec" and then the doctor came and redid the ultrasound and was like "huh. Keep an eye on it."
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Once, I was at a well check and the midwife felt my neck and was like "huh. Might want to get that checked." So I went to an endocrinologist and got an ultrasound and the tech was like "huh. Hang on a sec" and then the doctor came and redid the ultrasound and was like "huh. Keep an eye on it."
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I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I’m very sorry to announce this to the rest of the country & the world, but a transitional logo has been chosen for the 2034 Salt Lake City Olympics & this is it. Why does it say Utah? We don’t know. Why is the font illegible? Yet another mystery. Did they go ugly on purpose? Again, no idea.
Recently blew my mind by discovering that my great grandma, who I have vague memories of, was born in the 1800s.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Recently blew my mind by discovering that my great grandma, who I have vague memories of, was born in the 1800s.
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me, most of the time: i like mark kelly, hate when he goes all centrist mush
me, when trump tries to take on astronaut hero mark kelly:
me, when trump tries to take on astronaut hero mark kelly:
a woman is being held by a group of police officers .
ALT: a woman is being held by a group of police officers .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
me, most of the time: i like mark kelly, hate when he goes all centrist mush
me, when trump tries to take on astronaut hero mark kelly:
me, when trump tries to take on astronaut hero mark kelly:
Real talk, I bought a Brother monochrome laser printer ages ago because of a post that was like "just pick one" and it has been great. Single page scanner/copier, nothing fancy. Never makes a fuss. Basically got us through the pandemic, printing dozens of coloring pages every day.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Real talk, I bought a Brother monochrome laser printer ages ago because of a post that was like "just pick one" and it has been great. Single page scanner/copier, nothing fancy. Never makes a fuss. Basically got us through the pandemic, printing dozens of coloring pages every day.
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If you want a holiday card from me, please send your address. Unless I already have your address, in which case just liking this skeet is sufficient
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If you want a holiday card from me, please send your address. Unless I already have your address, in which case just liking this skeet is sufficient
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They can’t make computers as intelligent as humans, but they can make humans as unthinking as computers.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They can’t make computers as intelligent as humans, but they can make humans as unthinking as computers.
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A now- infamous review, hysterical and worth a cheer up read
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A now- infamous review, hysterical and worth a cheer up read
Re:LRT, Henry Weinhard makes soda that is delicious and apparently looks enough like beer that a tired grocery store clerk will card you.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Re:LRT, Henry Weinhard makes soda that is delicious and apparently looks enough like beer that a tired grocery store clerk will card you.
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I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I 100% agree and would add that if you are hosting a holiday event and you do NOT have something festive, creative and delicious for your guests to drink without alcohol in it, you are actually an asshole
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
don't make them drink tap water while everyone else has bespoke cocktails!
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thx, it'd be more likely to get me fired tho
November 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
thx, it'd be more likely to get me fired tho
If you want a holiday card from me, please send your address. Unless I already have your address, in which case just liking this skeet is sufficient
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
If you want a holiday card from me, please send your address. Unless I already have your address, in which case just liking this skeet is sufficient
Movie set (at least briefly) where I grew up
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Movie set (at least briefly) where I grew up
My child who only eats three things asked if I know how to butter baste; I need to take away YouTube entirely
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My child who only eats three things asked if I know how to butter baste; I need to take away YouTube entirely
I won't even let my kids watch roblox-adjacent YouTube videos
Literally EVERY parent should ban Roblox
Every parent whose career has to do with online safety also bans Roblox.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I won't even let my kids watch roblox-adjacent YouTube videos
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and I really am old enough to remember those far-off days before 2011 or so when most people *didn’t* assume that big tech was the Face of Creeping Evil - tech fucked up bad! by means of actually being evil all the time!
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 AM
and I really am old enough to remember those far-off days before 2011 or so when most people *didn’t* assume that big tech was the Face of Creeping Evil - tech fucked up bad! by means of actually being evil all the time!
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K-Pope Demon Hunters
I was a ghost, I was alone
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
어두워진 앞길속에
Given the throne, I didn't know how to believe
I was the queen that I'm meant to be
I lived two lives, tried to play both sides
But I couldn't find my own place
Called a problem child 'cause I got too wild
But now that's how I'm getting paid, 끝없이 on stage
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
K-Pope Demon Hunters
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There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
Since you've been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing, I said, nothing can take away these blues
Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing, I said, nothing can take away these blues
Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Since you've been gone I can do whatever I want
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing, I said, nothing can take away these blues
Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
I can see whomever I choose
I can eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant
But nothing, I said, nothing can take away these blues
Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to you
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listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
Mother-In-Law Math is eight days with your sibling's family, eight days with your family, then two more days with your sibling is an even split
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Mother-In-Law Math is eight days with your sibling's family, eight days with your family, then two more days with your sibling is an even split
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme