Stu Pidguy
@stucolorman.bsky.social
These wedding vows could have been an email.
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
These wedding vows could have been an email.
*Drinks a whole bottle of maple syrup*
What? It's Canadian.
What? It's Canadian.
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
*Drinks a whole bottle of maple syrup*
What? It's Canadian.
What? It's Canadian.
Trump rounds up all his critics and throws them into a deep pit of spikes in a move critics have described as "authoritarian."
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Trump rounds up all his critics and throws them into a deep pit of spikes in a move critics have described as "authoritarian."
It feels great to discover your kid’s favourite food. They will love it until the exact moment you have six tubs of it in the fridge.
September 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It feels great to discover your kid’s favourite food. They will love it until the exact moment you have six tubs of it in the fridge.
Jesus: How about instead of sacrificing all these animals, you just kill me once. One and done, all sins taken care of forever!
Roman guy: Makes sense to me, provided you stay dead of course.
Jesus: ... yeah!
Roman guy: Makes sense to me, provided you stay dead of course.
Jesus: ... yeah!
September 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Jesus: How about instead of sacrificing all these animals, you just kill me once. One and done, all sins taken care of forever!
Roman guy: Makes sense to me, provided you stay dead of course.
Jesus: ... yeah!
Roman guy: Makes sense to me, provided you stay dead of course.
Jesus: ... yeah!
I'm furious that my wife threw out the "empty" tube of toothpaste even though I'm sure I could squeeze out another glob, given enough time and proper tools.
September 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I'm furious that my wife threw out the "empty" tube of toothpaste even though I'm sure I could squeeze out another glob, given enough time and proper tools.
If you put an insulated cup in the fridge, it should make the drink colder, not preserve it at room temperature.
August 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you put an insulated cup in the fridge, it should make the drink colder, not preserve it at room temperature.
When Bell introduced the touch-tone phone in a world of rotary phones, they charged a monthly subscription to use it. Some things never change!
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When Bell introduced the touch-tone phone in a world of rotary phones, they charged a monthly subscription to use it. Some things never change!
Workshop facilitator: For this warm-up, we're going to get into a circle and pass this invisible ball around.
Everyone: *groans*
Me: yesssssss
Everyone: *groans*
Me: yesssssss
August 15, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Workshop facilitator: For this warm-up, we're going to get into a circle and pass this invisible ball around.
Everyone: *groans*
Me: yesssssss
Everyone: *groans*
Me: yesssssss
Swimmer's Itch is a pretty chill name for when flatworm larvae burrow into your skin and die
August 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Swimmer's Itch is a pretty chill name for when flatworm larvae burrow into your skin and die
Follow me and Skylar as we stay in America's top 10 death camps!
August 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Follow me and Skylar as we stay in America's top 10 death camps!
Are you INSANE you can't just leave the turbo button on ALL the time
August 14, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Are you INSANE you can't just leave the turbo button on ALL the time
And the winner of this year's student game jam is Tomorrow Won't Help: Drowning in Daily Pain
August 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
And the winner of this year's student game jam is Tomorrow Won't Help: Drowning in Daily Pain
It makes sense that movie characters no longer smoke to be cool, but I was surprised to see it wasn't replaced by characters flossing their teeth to be cool.
March 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It makes sense that movie characters no longer smoke to be cool, but I was surprised to see it wasn't replaced by characters flossing their teeth to be cool.
No thanks, I'll get rich and famous by continuing to apply minimum effort.
March 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
No thanks, I'll get rich and famous by continuing to apply minimum effort.
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"Tired of jerking off?!?" No. That is why I am on a pornography website.
June 14, 2024 at 6:25 AM
"Tired of jerking off?!?" No. That is why I am on a pornography website.
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hey dude my buddy's in town with his wife. do you have a manger they could have a baby in? a manger yeah
December 20, 2023 at 1:57 AM
hey dude my buddy's in town with his wife. do you have a manger they could have a baby in? a manger yeah
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Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
May 16, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
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if they made the bus long enough it would already be there you'd just have to walk to that part of the bus
January 7, 2025 at 6:33 AM
if they made the bus long enough it would already be there you'd just have to walk to that part of the bus
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
January 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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they should make halo but master chief is a girl and all the aliens are girls but the marines are girls too and sergeant johnson is a girl and cortana is a boy
January 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
they should make halo but master chief is a girl and all the aliens are girls but the marines are girls too and sergeant johnson is a girl and cortana is a boy
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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it's not funny to put Bugles on your fingertips and say you have witch fingers people were literally killed for that in olden times
February 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it's not funny to put Bugles on your fingertips and say you have witch fingers people were literally killed for that in olden times
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If I lived only for revenge I actually would be happy and content once I got it
February 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If I lived only for revenge I actually would be happy and content once I got it
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"