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Stoo
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metal, videogames, cats, craft beer, shitposting
this goddamn weather, man
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
this is from 9 years ago today when we brought Kiki home for the first time as a kitten. she's such a goddamn great cat and i love her to bits <3
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
massive congrats to @intheabyssmetal.bsky.social and @radiocitysocial.bsky.social for all they do for the local music scene here and selling this fucker out completely! roll on tonight! 🤘
unreasonably excited about a 2-day metal festival at our awesome local craft beer bar for the next 2 days. been looking forward to it for ages and there's some incredibly good bands and pals playing on this <3
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Thought I'd check out this entire pro-shot Judas Priest set from Hellfest 2025 with a beer or two and it's really, really fucking great. Can't believe how good they all still sound. www.arte.tv/en/videos/12...
Judas Priest - Hellfest 2025 - Watch the full programme | ARTE Concert
One of the (eternal) most eagerly awaited returns to Hellfest 2025. Half a century into their metal career, Judas Priest deliver an epic concert, all riffs, pyrotechnics and studded biker leather.
www.arte.tv
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
unreasonably excited about a 2-day metal festival at our awesome local craft beer bar for the next 2 days. been looking forward to it for ages and there's some incredibly good bands and pals playing on this <3
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
ok that Steam Cube thing looks legit really cool. I kind of want one
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
helpful Kiki responding to us both having a post-Damnation Festival cold by taking up residence IN the box of tissues god damn it
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ugh post-Damnation festival lurgy got me in bed shivering by 10pm. grim
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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when the bouncers have reluctantly let me into the club but immediately realise they’ve made a horrible mistake
November 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
check out these god damn wings BlueSky
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy Liminal Christmas everyone @shitchester.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
imagine being the kind of person that in this, the year of our lord 2025, wears an Inquisition hoodie to a metal festival. god damn
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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[opens customer support chat]

"this chat uses AI to solve your query. AI can make mistakes"

jesus christ i am going to set my computer on fire
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
weekend of metal and beer in manchester coming up. can't wait!
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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Every year we get closer to this happening on the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The Pellicle Essential Guide to Pub Ettiquette!

Already noted as curmudgeonly by @boakandbailey.bsky.social, we prefer "righteously bothered."

Table rezzies, bogey-filled tissues in empty glasses, rounds and more, all documented for posterity.

www.pelliclemag.com/home/2025/10...
The Essential Guide to Pub Etiquette — Pellicle
It was the writer and politician Hilaire Belloc (1870–1953) who famously said, “ Change your hearts or you will lose your inns and you will deserve to have lost them. But when you have lost your inns ...
www.pelliclemag.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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incredible reaction to zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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microsoft teams is actually good because if you're late for a meeting you can just say "sorry, i was trying to join but the teams app made me log in 3 times then just showed a loading icon for 5 minutes" and no one can really question it
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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DICK CHENEY'S DEAD!
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Bluesky hivemind: Need to find a new PAYG SIM for an elderly relative's emergency non-smart mobile phone. Zero data needed because they don't use the internet at all, pretty minimal usage so won't be regularly topped up either. Does such a thing even exist from any provider anymore?
November 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
lol oops
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Once again:
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM