Stoo
@stoo.bsky.social
metal, videogames, cats, craft beer, shitposting
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
haha yeah fuck this. going back to bed for an early night. see you lot in 2026 and good luck with the new year hangovers from which, for once, I'll mercifully escape 🫡
got the flu so no new year's eve partying for us. my achievements today extend to finally dragging myself out of bed about an hour ago and now stuffing paracetamol down my neck and shivering under a blanket on the sofa. happy new year 🙃
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 PM
haha yeah fuck this. going back to bed for an early night. see you lot in 2026 and good luck with the new year hangovers from which, for once, I'll mercifully escape 🫡
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The Mega Man “ugly holiday sweater” I ordered from Ali Express just arrived. It is child sized, and too itchy and plasticky to put on a child. But it’s definitely ugly.
Tag yourself, I’m cunty Rert Man.
Tag yourself, I’m cunty Rert Man.
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Mega Man “ugly holiday sweater” I ordered from Ali Express just arrived. It is child sized, and too itchy and plasticky to put on a child. But it’s definitely ugly.
Tag yourself, I’m cunty Rert Man.
Tag yourself, I’m cunty Rert Man.
got the flu so no new year's eve partying for us. my achievements today extend to finally dragging myself out of bed about an hour ago and now stuffing paracetamol down my neck and shivering under a blanket on the sofa. happy new year 🙃
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
got the flu so no new year's eve partying for us. my achievements today extend to finally dragging myself out of bed about an hour ago and now stuffing paracetamol down my neck and shivering under a blanket on the sofa. happy new year 🙃
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people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
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Just saw this in the wild which ticks "wraparound racist Tesla" off my 2025 bingo card
December 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Just saw this in the wild which ticks "wraparound racist Tesla" off my 2025 bingo card
max of 2 posts a month with links unless you pay? wow, absolutely fuck facebook
Hey Bands: Facebook Is Testing Pay To Play For Posting Links metalinjection.net/news/hey-ban...
Hey Bands: Facebook Is Testing Pay To Play For Posting Links - Metal Injection
Meta is testing a new Facebook feature that limits how many links creators can share unless they pay for a Meta Verified subscription.
metalinjection.net
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
max of 2 posts a month with links unless you pay? wow, absolutely fuck facebook
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
Xmas leftovers? chop it all up, spread a load of gravy and bread sauce on a bit of puff pastry, scatter everything over the top with some chunks of stilton, whack it in the oven for 25 mins and oh my god you're in for a good time
December 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Xmas leftovers? chop it all up, spread a load of gravy and bread sauce on a bit of puff pastry, scatter everything over the top with some chunks of stilton, whack it in the oven for 25 mins and oh my god you're in for a good time
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Hiding in the fridge won’t save you
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hiding in the fridge won’t save you
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The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
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And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because
December 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did not die, because
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Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
2025 AOTY for me has to be this one. Fantastically varied mix of post metal. Heavy, experimental at times, and some really cool guest musician appearances. The Grey are incredible live as well - do check them out if you get a chance.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 PM
2025 AOTY for me has to be this one. Fantastically varied mix of post metal. Heavy, experimental at times, and some really cool guest musician appearances. The Grey are incredible live as well - do check them out if you get a chance.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
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Charles Shithouse
United States, Census, 1850
United States, Census, 1850
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Charles Shithouse
United States, Census, 1850
United States, Census, 1850
love to get one of those "THE SENDER DID NOT PAY ENOUGH POSTAGE" Royal Mail cards through the door. let's gamble the £1.50 mystery fee and find out who sent us a card without a stamp on it.....
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
love to get one of those "THE SENDER DID NOT PAY ENOUGH POSTAGE" Royal Mail cards through the door. let's gamble the £1.50 mystery fee and find out who sent us a card without a stamp on it.....
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Hark! The Herald Angels Sing...
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing...
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Legendary subterfuge that all b3ta members will remember
June 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Legendary subterfuge that all b3ta members will remember
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Finished the new decorations *just* in time for December.
December 1, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Finished the new decorations *just* in time for December.
psyching myself up to go out and do The Big Shop 🫡
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
psyching myself up to go out and do The Big Shop 🫡
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OH MY GOD THEY DID
Oh did they do that thing where they're just another layer in the PDF.
I have to presume they’ve redacted all these Epstein documents in such a hamfisted way that you just need to dial up the brightness in Photoshop to be able to read them
December 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
OH MY GOD THEY DID
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me