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Stoned Sean
@stonedsean.bsky.social
A mouthpiece from hell
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!

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Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Huge loss for the world of music, but really for the whole world in general. Rest easy, Todd. You were one of the best.

youtube.com/watch?v=KxvK...
Todd Snider "Play a Train Song"
YouTube video by Music Fog
youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I'm gonna say something controversial but... I miss cable. I miss being able to put a channel on the TV and have it change shows. Even the commercials for some reason I miss. Like im missing out on society.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The guy who’s been married 3 times and has cheated on all his wives has some thoughts about someone else’s marriage.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Weekends are also for picking.
October 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Weekends are for strumming.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Do you think Fred Flintstone ever had to take the toilet out back and shoot it
October 27, 2023 at 4:58 PM
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I’m the total package on clearance “as is.”
August 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Is Kid Rock technically a US flag?
August 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Sometimes the stars align and make something perfect.
August 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If time travel isn’t real then explain Dipping Dots.
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be messing around with my Big Muff.
August 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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balls truly are the boobs of the penis
August 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
🎵 It’s the kind of the tiger that determines the stripes 🎵
August 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The Lovedong of J. Alfred Poofcock.
August 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]

no. let them cry.
August 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yes, he’s probably the most talented singer any of us have ever heard, but he’s also a fantastic guitar player, and this album is a masterpiece
music.apple.com/us/album/liv...
Live At Sin-é (Legacy Edition) [Audio Version] by Jeff Buckley on Apple Music
Album · 1993 · 34 Songs
music.apple.com
August 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
There should be like 3 months out of the year where there’s just no sports at all so that all the sports bros have to talk about something else.
August 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The pottery scene from Ghost, but we’re making a pizza together.
August 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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congrats to your mom on her big opening
August 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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I prefer being nude when I weigh myself so if that bothers you please find yourself another Walgreens.
August 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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ate a banana at my desk like corn on the cob and now i have a meeting with HR
August 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM