The guy who’s been married 3 times and has cheated on all his wives has some thoughts about someone else’s marriage.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The guy who’s been married 3 times and has cheated on all his wives has some thoughts about someone else’s marriage.
Weekends are also for picking.
October 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Weekends are also for picking.
Weekends are for strumming.
October 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Weekends are for strumming.
Here it is during Mardis Gras 2025.
August 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Here it is during Mardis Gras 2025.
Sometimes the stars align and make something perfect.
August 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sometimes the stars align and make something perfect.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be messing around with my Big Muff.
August 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
If anyone needs me, I’ll be messing around with my Big Muff.
She’s fucking gross.
August 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
She’s fucking gross.
I am always so happy when I visit my friends in Brooklyn. Walking distance from all of the best foods. If you’re near Carrol Gardens and can get to F+F Pizza, grab a spicy sausage, sage, and brown butter slice. It’s the best slice of pizza I’ve ever had.
July 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am always so happy when I visit my friends in Brooklyn. Walking distance from all of the best foods. If you’re near Carrol Gardens and can get to F+F Pizza, grab a spicy sausage, sage, and brown butter slice. It’s the best slice of pizza I’ve ever had.
The Seven Satanic Tenets are more moral than the 10 Commandments.
July 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Seven Satanic Tenets are more moral than the 10 Commandments.
Follow me for how to leave work early and make even more good decisions.
July 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Follow me for how to leave work early and make even more good decisions.
Unrelated, but I went back to Lucali and they had a pasta special which was also amazing. It was a spicy 4 cheese.
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Unrelated, but I went back to Lucali and they had a pasta special which was also amazing. It was a spicy 4 cheese.
Half Aussie, Half Carolina Wild Dog, 100% Weirdo. She was the fucking best.
June 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Half Aussie, Half Carolina Wild Dog, 100% Weirdo. She was the fucking best.
This little guy is coming home with me Friday for a trial run. I got a good feeling about him. His name is Bobby.
May 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This little guy is coming home with me Friday for a trial run. I got a good feeling about him. His name is Bobby.
This asshole survived 9/11 just to attack the country himself. What an unbelievable ghoul.
May 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This asshole survived 9/11 just to attack the country himself. What an unbelievable ghoul.
New couch, new coffee table, new end table, new buffet. Feels like an entirely different place.
May 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
New couch, new coffee table, new end table, new buffet. Feels like an entirely different place.
Line for Lucali at 2:30. They don’t start taking reservations until 4.
April 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Line for Lucali at 2:30. They don’t start taking reservations until 4.
Fun times in The City.
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Fun times in The City.
