Stevious
@stevious.bsky.social
Just wandering around trying to make sense of life.
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No, I’m not going to put you on a pedestal. Maybe you should just wear heels instead.
November 21, 2023 at 10:44 PM
No, I’m not going to put you on a pedestal. Maybe you should just wear heels instead.
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Dune fucking rules not because of its unintelligible story or frankly weird philosophical musings but instead because of the simple fact that Frank Herbert is going to look you in the eyes and demand without any sarcasm that you take a guy named "Duncan Idaho" very seriously
November 13, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Dune fucking rules not because of its unintelligible story or frankly weird philosophical musings but instead because of the simple fact that Frank Herbert is going to look you in the eyes and demand without any sarcasm that you take a guy named "Duncan Idaho" very seriously
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That's a nice egg. The kind Danny DeVito would offer you in trying times.
November 14, 2023 at 12:43 AM
That's a nice egg. The kind Danny DeVito would offer you in trying times.
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Mine is full of .gifs.
friendly reminder that you have approx 2.5 million GB of free digital memory in your brain
November 13, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Mine is full of .gifs.
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Please, take me home to the—
November 6, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Please, take me home to the—
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I've never looked more beautiful nor been described more accurately than in this picture.
Please enjoy this, the most breathless and accurate description of a javelina ever penned (see alt for easier-to-read copy):
November 6, 2023 at 5:52 PM
I've never looked more beautiful nor been described more accurately than in this picture.
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Another childhood star lost to drugs...
June 4, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Another childhood star lost to drugs...
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“Only Murders in the Arby’s”?
October 27, 2023 at 3:44 PM
“Only Murders in the Arby’s”?
Do you want to be stuck in a purgatory where everything is confusing and the only people who can help you seem to hate you and their lives? Well, let me introduce you to the DMV.
The DMV: where joy goes to die.
The DMV: where joy goes to die.
October 27, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Do you want to be stuck in a purgatory where everything is confusing and the only people who can help you seem to hate you and their lives? Well, let me introduce you to the DMV.
The DMV: where joy goes to die.
The DMV: where joy goes to die.
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I regret to inform you that I accidentally listened to some Christian rap, and now Jesus is my homeboy.
October 15, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I regret to inform you that I accidentally listened to some Christian rap, and now Jesus is my homeboy.
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🎶 Twitter is dead and full of awful people 🎶
October 11, 2023 at 7:09 PM
🎶 Twitter is dead and full of awful people 🎶
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Happy Werewolf Wednesday, friends!
October 11, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Happy Werewolf Wednesday, friends!
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I love this Radiohead song
October 11, 2023 at 8:01 PM
I love this Radiohead song
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When my brain lets me go to sleep at 3am:
October 11, 2023 at 8:46 PM
When my brain lets me go to sleep at 3am:
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gentle reminder and i mean this with love: if you find yourself getting really, really agitated about something you saw on social media and you ultimately do not want to be agitated bc of some silly shit you saw on social media, please log off. do something nice. you can always do that.
October 9, 2023 at 9:52 PM
gentle reminder and i mean this with love: if you find yourself getting really, really agitated about something you saw on social media and you ultimately do not want to be agitated bc of some silly shit you saw on social media, please log off. do something nice. you can always do that.
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everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
October 9, 2023 at 9:07 PM
everyone with more followers than me is a clout addict posting for attention. anyone with fewer followers than me is a feral weirdo posting into the void. only i am dicking around on my phone in the manner of a regular person
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I honor Indigenous People today, not invented narratives. We should not celebrate those who advanced colonialism, genocide, rape and slavery.
October 9, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I honor Indigenous People today, not invented narratives. We should not celebrate those who advanced colonialism, genocide, rape and slavery.
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When you start working out you are burdened by constant guilt whenever you don’t. The trick is to never start working out.
September 27, 2023 at 11:17 PM
When you start working out you are burdened by constant guilt whenever you don’t. The trick is to never start working out.
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Hung up a skeleton on my front door, its officially spooky szn.
September 30, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Hung up a skeleton on my front door, its officially spooky szn.
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A scientific fact: Most things aren't. Most events haven't.
July 28, 2023 at 6:49 PM
A scientific fact: Most things aren't. Most events haven't.
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Snap, crackle, pop. That famous sound that can only mean one thing (you're over 30 and your body is audibly falling apart)
July 31, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Snap, crackle, pop. That famous sound that can only mean one thing (you're over 30 and your body is audibly falling apart)
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Pain is all in the mind. Unfortunately, so is your entire experience of the universe.
August 3, 2023 at 3:17 PM
Pain is all in the mind. Unfortunately, so is your entire experience of the universe.