Steven Kelly
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I'll just post this over and over again I guess, because we firmly need to lose enough games to have a chance to ruin Ty Simpson and that is a shitty reality to exist in
What to Do When Your Season Isn't Technically Over?
“Oh god, do I have to watch my awful team win just enough games to never draft an elite talent?”
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'll just post this over and over again I guess, because we firmly need to lose enough games to have a chance to ruin Ty Simpson and that is a shitty reality to exist in
Is it bad to be thinking about the draft after 10 Vikings games? Asking for a friend
What to Do When Your Season Isn't Technically Over?
“Oh god, do I have to watch my awful team win just enough games to never draft an elite talent?”
kellycriterion.substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is it bad to be thinking about the draft after 10 Vikings games? Asking for a friend
Haven't read the paper, but the viz confirms the absolute hell out of my priors, so
Does lead exposure make you a MAGA Republican? A non-controlled N=1 investigative study
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Haven't read the paper, but the viz confirms the absolute hell out of my priors, so
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Thus far in Week 5, there's only been one CB-WR matchup that occurred at least 15 times and resulted in 0 receiving yards:
Isaiah Rodgers vs. Jerry Jeudy.
17 matchups, two targets, zero receptions, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
Isaiah Rodgers vs. Jerry Jeudy.
17 matchups, two targets, zero receptions, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
October 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thus far in Week 5, there's only been one CB-WR matchup that occurred at least 15 times and resulted in 0 receiving yards:
Isaiah Rodgers vs. Jerry Jeudy.
17 matchups, two targets, zero receptions, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
Isaiah Rodgers vs. Jerry Jeudy.
17 matchups, two targets, zero receptions, per NFL Next Gen Stats.
Well, I don't know why anyone would do this to themselves, but I can't hurt me more than the Vikings already do.
October 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Well, I don't know why anyone would do this to themselves, but I can't hurt me more than the Vikings already do.
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Kirill Kaprizov (8x17m extension with Minnesota) is a very good hockey player.
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Kirill Kaprizov (8x17m extension with Minnesota) is a very good hockey player.
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pre-snap penalties have to be the easiest area of improvement for MIN, right. It's primarily on offense and offensive pre-snap penalties occurred under both QBs (quite a bit) so it's not as easy as saying one is better but like fix this and you fix a lot, fast (h/t @statbutler.com )
September 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
pre-snap penalties have to be the easiest area of improvement for MIN, right. It's primarily on offense and offensive pre-snap penalties occurred under both QBs (quite a bit) so it's not as easy as saying one is better but like fix this and you fix a lot, fast (h/t @statbutler.com )
Carson Wentz, and the general Vikings O, doing the perfect amount to keep my JJM hopes alive and potentially win a game or two in the meantime
September 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Carson Wentz, and the general Vikings O, doing the perfect amount to keep my JJM hopes alive and potentially win a game or two in the meantime
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An antisemite shot two kids in Colorado, at least one of whom is Jewish.
The White House “fighting antisemitism” doesn’t care, because the shooter was a student radicalized online into far right beliefs, which the regime is cool with, rather than a student verbally criticizing Israeli govt policy.
The White House “fighting antisemitism” doesn’t care, because the shooter was a student radicalized online into far right beliefs, which the regime is cool with, rather than a student verbally criticizing Israeli govt policy.
‘Radicalized’ Evergreen High School shooter appeared to hold antisemitic, violent views in online accounts
Social media accounts that appear to be connected to the 16-year-old shooter are littered with references to mass shootings and antisemitic views, The Denver Post found.
www.denverpost.com
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
An antisemite shot two kids in Colorado, at least one of whom is Jewish.
The White House “fighting antisemitism” doesn’t care, because the shooter was a student radicalized online into far right beliefs, which the regime is cool with, rather than a student verbally criticizing Israeli govt policy.
The White House “fighting antisemitism” doesn’t care, because the shooter was a student radicalized online into far right beliefs, which the regime is cool with, rather than a student verbally criticizing Israeli govt policy.
Week one of the NFL is always just nuts man. My stuff really didn't like Dallas in this game (I mean, they were below average in EPA/play on offense even when Dak was playing last season, so...). Color me pretty shocked
September 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Week one of the NFL is always just nuts man. My stuff really didn't like Dallas in this game (I mean, they were below average in EPA/play on offense even when Dak was playing last season, so...). Color me pretty shocked
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George Pickens watching all this fighting and not getting involved
a man in a green suit is standing in front of a brick wall
ALT: a man in a green suit is standing in front of a brick wall
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
George Pickens watching all this fighting and not getting involved
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i'd like to start a new subculture for people like me who are apartment dwellers and aren't allowed to have a gas or charcoal grill. we'll be like barbecue guys only for microwaves. we'll wear shirts to work that say "i'd rather be microwavin'!" and share microwave steak recipes and stuff
August 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i'd like to start a new subculture for people like me who are apartment dwellers and aren't allowed to have a gas or charcoal grill. we'll be like barbecue guys only for microwaves. we'll wear shirts to work that say "i'd rather be microwavin'!" and share microwave steak recipes and stuff
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if you’re on the left, the question of “should you be on a platform consciously designed to turn people to the right” shouldn’t be some head-scratching dilemma
August 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
if you’re on the left, the question of “should you be on a platform consciously designed to turn people to the right” shouldn’t be some head-scratching dilemma
Unfortunately (or fortunately) this is the happiest I've been in like 200 calendar days
Five straight TD throws from McCarthy.
The fifth comes at the start of a full field 11 on 11 period. McCarthy evaded pressure and threw deep to Aaron Jones while on the run.
The fifth comes at the start of a full field 11 on 11 period. McCarthy evaded pressure and threw deep to Aaron Jones while on the run.
August 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Unfortunately (or fortunately) this is the happiest I've been in like 200 calendar days
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Five straight TD throws from McCarthy.
The fifth comes at the start of a full field 11 on 11 period. McCarthy evaded pressure and threw deep to Aaron Jones while on the run.
The fifth comes at the start of a full field 11 on 11 period. McCarthy evaded pressure and threw deep to Aaron Jones while on the run.
August 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Five straight TD throws from McCarthy.
The fifth comes at the start of a full field 11 on 11 period. McCarthy evaded pressure and threw deep to Aaron Jones while on the run.
The fifth comes at the start of a full field 11 on 11 period. McCarthy evaded pressure and threw deep to Aaron Jones while on the run.
The best (only?) time to really fuck with the idea of America in your day to day life is when an American is winning at tennis tbh.
June 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The best (only?) time to really fuck with the idea of America in your day to day life is when an American is winning at tennis tbh.
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Lol just heard the NPR story about the DOGE guy who lost his job when he said he was surprised at how hard it was to find inefficiencies in the federal govt because he came from Silicon Valley where companies always have lots of people sitting around doing nothing
June 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lol just heard the NPR story about the DOGE guy who lost his job when he said he was surprised at how hard it was to find inefficiencies in the federal govt because he came from Silicon Valley where companies always have lots of people sitting around doing nothing
Idk how anything works, but this has to be the "Zippiest" throw I've ever seen. Intellectually, I know Tua can probably throw harder but, like... Can he?
June 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Idk how anything works, but this has to be the "Zippiest" throw I've ever seen. Intellectually, I know Tua can probably throw harder but, like... Can he?
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Lmaooooo josh metellus is too juiced at the wolves game
May 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Lmaooooo josh metellus is too juiced at the wolves game
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New Pope has a Twitter account and this was the last thing he sent
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
New Pope has a Twitter account and this was the last thing he sent
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Woj has the chance to unretire and drop the funniest Woj bomb right now
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Woj has the chance to unretire and drop the funniest Woj bomb right now
Saquon golfing with Trump while Jalen Hurts stays home should tell you all you need to know about positional value in the NFL
April 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Saquon golfing with Trump while Jalen Hurts stays home should tell you all you need to know about positional value in the NFL
I just can't imagine reading threads like this and not feeling, like, high levels of fury.
Imagine sympathizing with the grasshoppers in A Bugs Life. Imagine being a non-Bostonian Patriots fan
Imagine sympathizing with the grasshoppers in A Bugs Life. Imagine being a non-Bostonian Patriots fan
I’ve been reporting on health insurance denials for more than a year. Last fall, I stumbled across a lawsuit that, with interviews, revealed one insurers’ playbook of secret lists, special deals and lowball payments. 👇
April 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I just can't imagine reading threads like this and not feeling, like, high levels of fury.
Imagine sympathizing with the grasshoppers in A Bugs Life. Imagine being a non-Bostonian Patriots fan
Imagine sympathizing with the grasshoppers in A Bugs Life. Imagine being a non-Bostonian Patriots fan