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Some of y’all’s fathers never took you to the city to see a marching band and it shows.
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Some of y’all’s fathers never took you to the city to see a marching band and it shows.
Every time I read about the "Network States" people I am newly amazed at their ability to accomplish such great works as "putting their shirts on straight" "tying their shoes" and "wiping themselves"
I would say this because I edited it but @mshannahmurphy.bsky.social's piece on tech bros founding their own for-profit cities really is unmissable reading www.ft.com/content/b127...
Tech elites are starting their own for-profit cities
They want to escape from regulation and ‘failing’ democracy — but are they more opportunistic than libertarian?
www.ft.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Every time I read about the "Network States" people I am newly amazed at their ability to accomplish such great works as "putting their shirts on straight" "tying their shoes" and "wiping themselves"
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Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
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“sugar pie honey bunch” ok calm down
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“sugar pie honey bunch” ok calm down
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Once December hits in this house, I only refer to "popcorn" as "corn for popping" and as you would expect, my family hates it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Once December hits in this house, I only refer to "popcorn" as "corn for popping" and as you would expect, my family hates it.
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you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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I own a mint Lance Blankenship rookie card from the Oakland A's. He was from my hometown of Concord and his family were known for owning the local aquarium store. I bought it at Diamond Sports Cards with saved allowance money.
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I own a mint Lance Blankenship rookie card from the Oakland A's. He was from my hometown of Concord and his family were known for owning the local aquarium store. I bought it at Diamond Sports Cards with saved allowance money.
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Everybody knows that the best gifts come from local artists, and now you can find a market full of those sweet goods near you using our Holiday Art Market map! Go forth and shop.
Fuck Amazon, shop local. Here’s where:
Fuck Amazon, shop local. Here’s where:
The COYOTE Guide to Bay Area Holiday Art Markets
Fuck Amazon, shop local. Here’s where.
www.coyotemedia.org
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Everybody knows that the best gifts come from local artists, and now you can find a market full of those sweet goods near you using our Holiday Art Market map! Go forth and shop.
Fuck Amazon, shop local. Here’s where:
Fuck Amazon, shop local. Here’s where:
Okay, okay, I give. What is a "Spotify"
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Okay, okay, I give. What is a "Spotify"
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I see he’s moved on from the couch
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I see he’s moved on from the couch
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December 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Trump officially says Charlie Brown had hoes
December 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump officially says Charlie Brown had hoes
I AM SEEN
In the decades since its release, "Wonderful Christmastime" has become a seasonal staple beloved by some but loathed by others. n.pr/4pyKudI
Is Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' simply… horrible?
In the decades since its release, "Wonderful Christmastime" has become a seasonal staple beloved by some but loathed by others.
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I AM SEEN
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Medical Billing AI: Hey there — I know it can be hard out there, but it looks like you owe us $10,000.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Medical Billing AI: Hey there — I know it can be hard out there, but it looks like you owe us $10,000.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
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Imagine being French
November 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Imagine being French
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Trailer to a remake of Black Christmas featuring an ominous orchestrated version of Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Trailer to a remake of Black Christmas featuring an ominous orchestrated version of Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime
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I dunno, I just think we’ve lost sight of the true meaning of Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I dunno, I just think we’ve lost sight of the true meaning of Black Friday.
Going to the grocery store to try to save money by getting those Black Friday deals
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Going to the grocery store to try to save money by getting those Black Friday deals
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no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me