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Stefan M
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My retirement funds are stored in long boxes
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Wordlebot is an opp
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Tim Robinson understands what the boys are going through: defector.com/tim-robinson...
December 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Confirmation that production on the X-Men movie has begun, and yes, Wolverine is being played by the actor you’re thinking of
hanging out in HOLLYWEIRD, COMMIEFORNIA and while I rep for Canada all day long, boy is it nice to be able to pretend it's not winter for a few days
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Stores left with shelves on top of shelves of Funkos are in tough. Any GameStop or similar store I walk into are stuffed to the rafters with dozens of secondary characters from middling movies and tv shows, and they’re certainly not going to get any more popular over time.
In Funko's Fall, We Sinned All: With Funko's future in doubt, a look back at how Pops took over the world and comics shops, and whether they can be replaced
In Funko’s Fall, We Sinned All
With Funko's future in doubt, a look back at how Pops took over the world and comics shops, and whether they can be replaced
www.comicsbeat.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Very excited to see where Stephanie Phillips takes Daredevil next year. I’ve really enjoyed Phoenix and lately her Spider-Gwen books.
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hate that every part of this is true
There is one defensible path forward for the Leafs at this point, and that's to rebuild.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Mandani: Too many among us have turned to the right for answers to why they've been left behind . We will leave mediocrity in our past. No longer will we have to open a history book for proof that Democrats can dare to be great.
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I really, really thought the Jays were going to win. The only time I’ve ever been that confident about the Leafs was against the Senators last year. Might be the most crushing loss I’ve ever watched.
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Eat it, Wrobleski
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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NBA media is not built to cover a gambling scandal, but Defector is: defector.com/products
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Headed for Saturday night.
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
GEORGE
October 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...
theonion.com
October 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The regime tried to scare people and failed. That's good.
October 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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You're absolutely right — starting a land war in Asia wasn't just a bad call, it's 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀. Thank you for calling me out on that — really. I'll be extra-strategic from now on.

Would you like me to get cracking on those 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗰𝗵 𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿?
dawg we are gonna lose a war because ChatGPT has this guy mobilizing divisions that don't exist and tasking real troops with holding mountain passes and ports an LLM hallucinated
October 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Vlad
October 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human
October 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
KIRK!
September 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It is with great pleasure that I say that - for the first time in at least a couple years - I really like what Amazing Spider-Man is doing under Joe Kelly. Feels like the book is finally letting loose a little bit after stagnating for years.
September 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM