birky
@birky.bsky.social
A supporter of short summers and terrible sports teams.
I am not responsible for anything I post.
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I am not responsible for anything I post.
#dadstuff feed -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zl3pdyh5yjmjtcgewsxewkdu/feed/aaab2hqrmufls
sell the fucking team
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
sell the fucking team
College football is a professional sport now, and it's speed running the "oh shit we need collective borrowing" stage.
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
College football is a professional sport now, and it's speed running the "oh shit we need collective borrowing" stage.
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This shit is utterly ridiculous, case in point.
But I would bet good money these losers are going to try and flip this into some [deranged] badge of honor type thing.
Elon will probably get club jackets or some cringe shit made and ruin it
But I would bet good money these losers are going to try and flip this into some [deranged] badge of honor type thing.
Elon will probably get club jackets or some cringe shit made and ruin it
January 31, 2026 at 2:14 PM
This shit is utterly ridiculous, case in point.
But I would bet good money these losers are going to try and flip this into some [deranged] badge of honor type thing.
Elon will probably get club jackets or some cringe shit made and ruin it
But I would bet good money these losers are going to try and flip this into some [deranged] badge of honor type thing.
Elon will probably get club jackets or some cringe shit made and ruin it
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
I agree? A long, slow one sounds much more appropriate for a ghoul like him.
MUSK: I WANNA DIE ON MARS, BUT NOT ON IMPACT
January 22, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I agree? A long, slow one sounds much more appropriate for a ghoul like him.
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If I'm Scott Boras, I tell every international client to stay in their home country and see what happens. Safer there. Force Rob's hand
January 22, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If I'm Scott Boras, I tell every international client to stay in their home country and see what happens. Safer there. Force Rob's hand
GFS have you lost your mind
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
GFS have you lost your mind
not to toot my own horn here but....[crickets]
Will be forgotten by Thursday, next Monday at the latest
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
not to toot my own horn here but....[crickets]
"Mr. President, which 8 wars have you stopped?"
"US vs Canada, US vs Mexico, US vs Iran, US vs North Korea, US vs Venezuela, US vs Cuba, US vs Brazil, and the War on Christmas."
"US vs Canada, US vs Mexico, US vs Iran, US vs North Korea, US vs Venezuela, US vs Cuba, US vs Brazil, and the War on Christmas."
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
"Mr. President, which 8 wars have you stopped?"
"US vs Canada, US vs Mexico, US vs Iran, US vs North Korea, US vs Venezuela, US vs Cuba, US vs Brazil, and the War on Christmas."
"US vs Canada, US vs Mexico, US vs Iran, US vs North Korea, US vs Venezuela, US vs Cuba, US vs Brazil, and the War on Christmas."
"since you refuse to award me the Nobel prize for peace, I will instead pursue the Nobel prize for war."
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 PM
"since you refuse to award me the Nobel prize for peace, I will instead pursue the Nobel prize for war."
Pope Leo right now
a statue of a man standing in front of a mountain with a river in the background .
ALT: a statue of a man standing in front of a mountain with a river in the background .
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Pope Leo right now
eating my entire meal while sitting at the drive-thru window like I'm at a restaurant, while the people in line behind me go absolutely apeshit
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
eating my entire meal while sitting at the drive-thru window like I'm at a restaurant, while the people in line behind me go absolutely apeshit
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The government is taking people who’ve done everything the right way, and who go to every appointment and fill out every piece of paperwork and abducting and hauling them to Texas and making them start the whole process over again
A statement from New American Pathways on the treatment of refugees in Minnesota
January 16, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The government is taking people who’ve done everything the right way, and who go to every appointment and fill out every piece of paperwork and abducting and hauling them to Texas and making them start the whole process over again
The Dodgers are paying Kyle Tucker one nickel in salary, with the remaining $239,999,999.80 of his deal deferred.
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
The Dodgers are paying Kyle Tucker one nickel in salary, with the remaining $239,999,999.80 of his deal deferred.
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Please buy my NobelPrizeCoin
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Please buy my NobelPrizeCoin
But then again, these people have zero shame.
breathtakingly embarrassing for absolutely everyone involved lol
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
But then again, these people have zero shame.
You gotta understand, number must go up. Number must go up forever.
At some point, the only way to make the number go up anymore is to brake the law or re-write the laws.
At some point, the only way to make the number go up anymore is to brake the law or re-write the laws.
no longer content to just take your money, a handful of oligarchs, many of them immigrants to these shores, are now taking whats left of your freedom and political power. the very idea that you might have a say in your local government or sit unmolested in your home is offensive to them
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
You gotta understand, number must go up. Number must go up forever.
At some point, the only way to make the number go up anymore is to brake the law or re-write the laws.
At some point, the only way to make the number go up anymore is to brake the law or re-write the laws.
Will be forgotten by Thursday, next Monday at the latest
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Will be forgotten by Thursday, next Monday at the latest
This excuse is just a cover for simply not caring enough to quit
It's disheartening to see people in 2026 who still choose to believe that Twitter is something that belongs to the people and must be wrestled back from where it's been driven.
Twitter is owned by a white supremacist pedophile who hates women. It belongs to him. You participating only helps him.
Twitter is owned by a white supremacist pedophile who hates women. It belongs to him. You participating only helps him.
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
This excuse is just a cover for simply not caring enough to quit
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I can't help but feel I experienced the world in microcosm on the way to the shop today.
I saw a queue of cars stuck trying to enter a single lane tunnel. I thought the roadworks on the other side must have caught everyone out with the different traffic lights.
Then I got closer. 1/9
I saw a queue of cars stuck trying to enter a single lane tunnel. I thought the roadworks on the other side must have caught everyone out with the different traffic lights.
Then I got closer. 1/9
January 10, 2026 at 11:19 AM
I can't help but feel I experienced the world in microcosm on the way to the shop today.
I saw a queue of cars stuck trying to enter a single lane tunnel. I thought the roadworks on the other side must have caught everyone out with the different traffic lights.
Then I got closer. 1/9
I saw a queue of cars stuck trying to enter a single lane tunnel. I thought the roadworks on the other side must have caught everyone out with the different traffic lights.
Then I got closer. 1/9
Nearly 1 in 3 "front line" care and senior care workers in the UK are foreign-born, non-UK nationals.
International recruits for these jobs was halfed in 24/25 *and* domestic recruitment dropped by 3%. There's a projected 470,000 worker shortage by 2040. The over 65 population in the UK is growing.
International recruits for these jobs was halfed in 24/25 *and* domestic recruitment dropped by 3%. There's a projected 470,000 worker shortage by 2040. The over 65 population in the UK is growing.
This is compelling storytelling with data. Anti-immigration and refugee policies under the current and previous UK government are projected to result in a £20B deficit, requiring tax hikes (or steep cuts) *PLUS* increased outsourcing thanks to reduced labor supply.
ukandeu.ac.uk/the-coming-c...
ukandeu.ac.uk/the-coming-c...
The coming collapse in immigration to the United Kingdom - UK in a changing Europe
James Bowes analyses the fall in net migration to the UK as a result of government policies and explores some of the political and economic consequences.
ukandeu.ac.uk
January 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Nearly 1 in 3 "front line" care and senior care workers in the UK are foreign-born, non-UK nationals.
International recruits for these jobs was halfed in 24/25 *and* domestic recruitment dropped by 3%. There's a projected 470,000 worker shortage by 2040. The over 65 population in the UK is growing.
International recruits for these jobs was halfed in 24/25 *and* domestic recruitment dropped by 3%. There's a projected 470,000 worker shortage by 2040. The over 65 population in the UK is growing.
This is compelling storytelling with data. Anti-immigration and refugee policies under the current and previous UK government are projected to result in a £20B deficit, requiring tax hikes (or steep cuts) *PLUS* increased outsourcing thanks to reduced labor supply.
ukandeu.ac.uk/the-coming-c...
ukandeu.ac.uk/the-coming-c...
The coming collapse in immigration to the United Kingdom - UK in a changing Europe
James Bowes analyses the fall in net migration to the UK as a result of government policies and explores some of the political and economic consequences.
ukandeu.ac.uk
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
This is compelling storytelling with data. Anti-immigration and refugee policies under the current and previous UK government are projected to result in a £20B deficit, requiring tax hikes (or steep cuts) *PLUS* increased outsourcing thanks to reduced labor supply.
ukandeu.ac.uk/the-coming-c...
ukandeu.ac.uk/the-coming-c...
"All references to Donald Trump in the Epstein files actually reference my son, Donald Trump, Jr. He is a sick, twisted pervert."
[Don Jr stands next to his father nodding solemnly. The President raises a pistol inches from his son's head as he prepares to execute him live, exclusively on Fox News]
[Don Jr stands next to his father nodding solemnly. The President raises a pistol inches from his son's head as he prepares to execute him live, exclusively on Fox News]
January 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
"All references to Donald Trump in the Epstein files actually reference my son, Donald Trump, Jr. He is a sick, twisted pervert."
[Don Jr stands next to his father nodding solemnly. The President raises a pistol inches from his son's head as he prepares to execute him live, exclusively on Fox News]
[Don Jr stands next to his father nodding solemnly. The President raises a pistol inches from his son's head as he prepares to execute him live, exclusively on Fox News]