The Fight Doctor
@stagedfights.bsky.social
Former fight choreographer. I'm just here to make sure the fight looks good and nobody gets hurt. I have friends everywhere.
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Remember the scene in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" where Judge Doom is in the bar looking for Roger and he weaponizes "Shave and a Haircut" because no toon can resist?
How do we weaponize MAGA's compulsive need to troll against them? Zelensky gave us a good start. How can we do more?
How do we weaponize MAGA's compulsive need to troll against them? Zelensky gave us a good start. How can we do more?
I am angry. But I don't hate the reopening of the government.
Here's why....
1) Do you think Mike Johnson will vote to reopen the government knowing the Epstein Files release is imminent?
2) Will Trump sign a budget that reopens the government, sealing his own fate?
Here's why....
1) Do you think Mike Johnson will vote to reopen the government knowing the Epstein Files release is imminent?
2) Will Trump sign a budget that reopens the government, sealing his own fate?
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I am angry. But I don't hate the reopening of the government.
Here's why....
1) Do you think Mike Johnson will vote to reopen the government knowing the Epstein Files release is imminent?
2) Will Trump sign a budget that reopens the government, sealing his own fate?
Here's why....
1) Do you think Mike Johnson will vote to reopen the government knowing the Epstein Files release is imminent?
2) Will Trump sign a budget that reopens the government, sealing his own fate?
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Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Dick Cheney did more than anyone else to build up expansive and destructive executive branch powers in the wake of 9/11; he lived to see another president turn those same powers against his own daughter.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
He should be a warning sign to the GOP today but too many of them are in the cult.
Johannes Mehserle endorses Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Johannes Mehserle endorses Andrew Cuomo.
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Here's an example of how Trump's corruption factory works.
1. Coinbase put $46M into elections to help Trump allies.
2. Sends him a huge check for his inauguration.
3. Trump drops SEC lawsuit against Coinbase.
4. Trump demands big donation from Coinbase for ballroom.
Done.
1. Coinbase put $46M into elections to help Trump allies.
2. Sends him a huge check for his inauguration.
3. Trump drops SEC lawsuit against Coinbase.
4. Trump demands big donation from Coinbase for ballroom.
Done.
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Here's an example of how Trump's corruption factory works.
1. Coinbase put $46M into elections to help Trump allies.
2. Sends him a huge check for his inauguration.
3. Trump drops SEC lawsuit against Coinbase.
4. Trump demands big donation from Coinbase for ballroom.
Done.
1. Coinbase put $46M into elections to help Trump allies.
2. Sends him a huge check for his inauguration.
3. Trump drops SEC lawsuit against Coinbase.
4. Trump demands big donation from Coinbase for ballroom.
Done.
This is the level of racism the regime wants you to normalize. Disgusting.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This is the level of racism the regime wants you to normalize. Disgusting.
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This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
Right now the GOP strategy seems to be "We will starve millions to death in order for millions to lose their Healthcare- and it's all Democrats fault because they won't make either of those choices".
October 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Right now the GOP strategy seems to be "We will starve millions to death in order for millions to lose their Healthcare- and it's all Democrats fault because they won't make either of those choices".
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So you should really watch this. Just 2 minutes. But a window into the truly radical nature of the people Trump is nominating.
When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.
When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
So you should really watch this. Just 2 minutes. But a window into the truly radical nature of the people Trump is nominating.
When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.
When pressed today, the nominee to be Ambassador to South Africa refuses to oppose reinstituting laws to prevent black people from voting in America.
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
The President is building an army to attack his own country.
Who robbed the Lourve right answers only
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Who robbed the Lourve right answers only
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Hey @nytimes.com, did you change your headline, and change "Islamophobic attacks" on Mamdani to just "attacks," because Elise Stefanik and the GOP bullied you into it? Really? Why are they no longer Islamophobic attacks, as your headline originally and correctly stated?
October 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hey @nytimes.com, did you change your headline, and change "Islamophobic attacks" on Mamdani to just "attacks," because Elise Stefanik and the GOP bullied you into it? Really? Why are they no longer Islamophobic attacks, as your headline originally and correctly stated?
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Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Attn Black people, stop scrolling.
This is not a drill: Chicago
This is not a drill: Chicago
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I don't mean to be dramatic but is pulling Darvish in the 2nd the single biggest pitching change in the history of the Padres?
October 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I don't mean to be dramatic but is pulling Darvish in the 2nd the single biggest pitching change in the history of the Padres?
Best description I've seen so far!
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Best description I've seen so far!
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Let's get this straight: MGX – a shady Abu Dhabi firm – cut deals to get sensitive American technology while enriching the Trump family’s crypto firm.
Now, Trump wants that same firm and his billionaire friends to control what you watch on TikTok?
What are we even doing here?
Now, Trump wants that same firm and his billionaire friends to control what you watch on TikTok?
What are we even doing here?
September 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Let's get this straight: MGX – a shady Abu Dhabi firm – cut deals to get sensitive American technology while enriching the Trump family’s crypto firm.
Now, Trump wants that same firm and his billionaire friends to control what you watch on TikTok?
What are we even doing here?
Now, Trump wants that same firm and his billionaire friends to control what you watch on TikTok?
What are we even doing here?
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You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
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This just in. Kash Patel reports that this was also written on one of the bullets used in the Dallas ICE prison shooting.
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
September 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This just in. Kash Patel reports that this was also written on one of the bullets used in the Dallas ICE prison shooting.
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."
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I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I would love to be part of the conversation on MSNBC related to the Kimmel story and it's chilling effects on first amendment, but unfortunately I was terminated by MSNBC for stating that "hateful thoughts lead to hateful words which lead to hateful actions".
Just a reminder that Charlie Kirk pleaded the 5th over 60 times to the January 6th committee.
September 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just a reminder that Charlie Kirk pleaded the 5th over 60 times to the January 6th committee.
This explains it all.
September 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This explains it all.
Really hating the WWE-Saudi Arabia relationship right now
September 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Really hating the WWE-Saudi Arabia relationship right now
Don't let "Who Shot Charlie Cook?", distract you from the Epstein Files.
September 12, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Don't let "Who Shot Charlie Cook?", distract you from the Epstein Files.
Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved- demonizing trans people and politicizing gun violence- right up to his last moments.
I don't condone the violence but I also recognize the world is a much better place without the hate he preached.
I don't condone the violence but I also recognize the world is a much better place without the hate he preached.
September 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Charlie Kirk died doing what he loved- demonizing trans people and politicizing gun violence- right up to his last moments.
I don't condone the violence but I also recognize the world is a much better place without the hate he preached.
I don't condone the violence but I also recognize the world is a much better place without the hate he preached.
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Live your life in such a way that when you die, people aren’t able to cite thousands of comments you’ve made advocating the deaths of others.
September 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Live your life in such a way that when you die, people aren’t able to cite thousands of comments you’ve made advocating the deaths of others.