You know it must be #WorldPenguinDay if we're posting our Book Penguin made of Penguin Books. 🐧

Once again on this auspicious date of April 23 I feel the need to remind everyone that Shakespeare was born in what is now Turkey, never visited England and almost certainly could not speak or read English.

OTD in 1983: Pittodrie never witnessed another night like it as the Dons rallied to beat Bayern Munich! www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/past-time...

Barry Ferguson the first manager to take Jose Mourinho a post-match bottle of wine with the words 'does not imply health giving or medicinal qualities' on it

Elon Musk Appears To Give Nazi Salute
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Today’s poem is called ‘A Traditional Family Christmas’.

Make being a book-banner into a mark of shame that leads to book-banners being shunned and reviled in decent society. Bring back shame and splatter it on censors.

All these years later, I still haven't decided if MC Hammer was telling me that this very moment was the time to start hammering or if we were all of us living in the time of the hammer, collectively.

A list of bands in order of efficacy:

3. Placebo
2. The Cure
1. Prevention

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Repost for a chance to win this Charlatans bobble hat

Might as well kick things off with a gift - winner picked at 9pm this Sunday