2030: Disney has acquired Cum Town for a billion dollars. Stavros is playable in Smash and married to Sydney Sweeney. Tween sensation Adam Friedland battles the tabloids. Nick Mullen goes missing trying to sail around the world

no dude you cant hit the bong you need to go play with a small stuffed mouse or something

The bi in biology refers to ology that is sexually attracted to both men and women

i feel bad for anyone out there who has me blocked or muted. they’re missing out on some complete lies

The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Got banned from home depot for asking whether they have the plus- and minus-shaped screwdrivers

BREAKING: Gaza's Health Ministry says more than 46,000 Palestinians have been killed in the Israel-Hamas war.
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You thought 3D printing was cool? I'm using my 4D printer to make myself an extra day each week

sorry if this upsets the fans but in real life batman and robin would have at least two podcasts

We should have some unprecedented events that are good for once

annual veterans day hotmeat89 post

awesome that i got an invite! now i can shitpost here too