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Felonious Squid
@squid-guy.bsky.social
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Amateur Photographer & Filthy Casual

I'm just looking to distract myself with neat hobbies
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josie.zone
Oh no, don't celebrate the imminent death of a fascist agitator! That might drive the Trump administration to continue doing whatever it wants!!!!! The only thing that was holding the US back from total disaster was the continued life of Charlie Kirk!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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2damntrans.bsky.social
CNN talking about what he was "able to build." Yeah he built a vector for contemporay fascism. Fuck off with your mournful nonsense.
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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kim-hu.com
He is. He just has zero rizz and is cringe.
Tasky being bad and cringe at flirting. But he calls himself out on it at least. Panels from Black Widow (2019) Tasky watching romance movies to get better at it, but no success. Panels from Agent X.
July 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
squid-guy.bsky.social
Sovcit content always leaves me feeling so conflicted because on one hand it's super funny watching idiots face immediately consequences, but on the other hand you're rooting for the cops
kashana.blacksky.app Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · Jun 30
Lately I’m obsessed with sovereign citizens. Just amazed at the confidence that lets people get up in the morning and go goodbye laws, shame you never applied to me.
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
squid-guy.bsky.social
working IT for a place that employs people with Master's degrees is wild because you'll have people who are insanely knowledgeable about a thing and seem really smart, but will then shove a USBc into an HDMI port and have a full breakdown because it's not working
June 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
squid-guy.bsky.social
(not so) fun fact: the Atari2600 released in 1977, making it 24 years old when the original XBox debuted in 2001. 2001 was 24 years ago.

So we are as far away from the XBox's release as the XBox was from the 2600's... Making the XBox equally as "retro" today as the 2600 was then 🙃
May 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
squid-guy.bsky.social
Steve Urkel is basically the Lisan al-Gaib for white people
May 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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natazilla.bsky.social
what i liked most about about graffiti was learning new reasons to respect a drawing. it’s not always about being technically good, sometimes it’s cool because an absolute batshit mess of a person did it in weird location. and it looks like shit. but wow, amazing.
April 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
squid-guy.bsky.social
but best part of the photos I took was when a bee flew up! 🐝

📷 #photography #monochrome
Black and white photo of some flowers with a bumble bee collecting pollen from one of the flowers
May 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
squid-guy.bsky.social
been getting into high contrast b&w pictures lately and wanted to do a bit myself. Don't have the most time to actually get out there, but the woods near where I live had some small flowers just off the trail so I took a few shots

📷 #photography #monochrome
Black and white photo of some small flowers (I don't know the type), most of which are still just on the cusp of blooming
May 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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alexkirshner.com
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
Rep. Laurel Libby, R-Auburn, recently used my second-place finish in the 1,600-meter run, and that of my teammate in the 800-meter run, to malign Soren Stark-Chessa, the trans-identified athlete who finished first. One of the reasons I chose to run cross-country and track is the community: Teammates cheering each other on, athletes from different schools coming together, and the fact that personal improvement is valued as much as, if not more than, the place we finish. Last Friday, I ran the fastest 1,600-meter race I have ever run in middle school or high school track and earned varsity status by my school’s standards. I am extremely proud of the effort I put into the race and the time that I achieved. The fact that someone else finished in front of me didn’t diminish the happiness I felt after finishing that race. I don’t feel like first place was taken from me. Instead, I feel like a happy day was turned ugly by a bully who is using children to make political points. We are all just kids trying to make our way through high school. Participating in sports is the highlight of high school for some kids. No one was harmed by Soren’s participation in the girls’ track meet, but we are all harmed by the hateful rhetoric of bullies, like Rep. Libby, who want to take sports away from some kids just because of who they are. Anelise Feldman Freshman, Yarmouth High School Yarmouth
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
squid-guy.bsky.social
my new infrared filter came in today, and despite it being already kinda late in the day and getting dark I couldn't help but go and get a test photo

Def excited to play with this filter more!

📷 #Photography #Infrared
A picture of a tree on the side of the road. This picture was taken with an infrared filter. It has a pinkish hue to it and the exposure leaves the street in the foreground mostly obscured in shadow. Entire picture has a white border around it.
May 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
squid-guy.bsky.social
I obviously don't know this man, but everything about him feels very familiar to me. Maybe I just appreciate the comfy fit & crocs, or maybe it's the head tilted vaguely downward as he's just trying to get where he's going...

idk, but I wish him well

📷 #Photography #StreetPhotography
A black and white photo of closed store front on city street in Baltimore. The store front is boarded up and there are bits of graffiti covering parts of the outside. On the sidewalk in front of this store a young man in sweatpants, a thin hoodie, and crocs is walking. He is wearing a backpack, his head is at a slight downward angle, and he is taking a wide stride.
May 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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hoshizoralone.bsky.social
[halo] june
April 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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samreich.bsky.social
happy presidents day
Screenshots from the Game Changer episode "Second Place" where Brennan Lee Mulligan is saying "we're here celebrating what I can only describe as the sickness at the core of America".
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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sameoldghost.bsky.social
Museum tour guide: here we have "Inok," a painting of a Russian monk by Konstantin Savitsky. Rife with symbolism, this work depicts a man struggling within the binds of his faith, his troubled eyes fixed on the metaphorical horizon

Me [half-listening]: yes... I could fix him
Painting of a Russian monk by Konstantin Savitsky. He appears to be in his early 30s, slouching in his seat at his desk, resting his head in his right hand (his elbow rests on what may be a bible), while his left hand pulls against his belt of rope. His expression is stormy, and by the standards of any time period this guy is just undeniably hot, Savitsky knew what he was doing
February 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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cait.bsky.social
i'm sorry this may be controversial but i think it's a little gauche to be already extending the olive branch to Trump voters before any of them have even remotely expressed remorse. you don't need to pre-launder their reputations for them
February 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
squid-guy.bsky.social
Dr Frankenstein for sure defied the laws of God. Unethical? maybe. But successfully defying the "natural order" is 1000% worthy a Nobel Prize. My man was ROBBED!
January 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social
The no alt text is a CRIME

These are pics of US states as labeled by Chinese folks. Happy to report that NY is "big apple", Texas is marked, "Gun in hand, god in heart", Oklahoma is labeled "tornado" and it looks like PA is "Cracker Empire".
muffinlab.bsky.social 🌭 stevia nicks @muffinlab.bsky.social · Jan 14
the chinese netizens have put america in the ground
January 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
squid-guy.bsky.social
my wife, in an effort to clear our walkway of snow and ice, just poured hot water all over our part of the sidewalk "to quickly melt it."

can you tell she grew up somewhere warm lmao
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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aquariumpacific.bsky.social
We call this "Kraken Enrichment" 😅🐙
January 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Time to steal a hamburger. But first let me put on this disguise that makes me look completely innocent
A cartoon ass Hamburglar looking shady af
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
squid-guy.bsky.social
we're MONTHS away from Christmas and some dweebs already put up their lights! I swear they do it earlier every year but this is ridiculous!
missingthept.bsky.social Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · Dec 25
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December 26, 2024 at 1:26 PM
squid-guy.bsky.social
no way class traitors DON'T actually get why people may be on Luigi's side with this one? They think it's "bizarre"? I'm so shocked
screenshot of text from the relevant article. The second paragraph is highlighted. The text reads: 'The barbershop head had to go to him to make this happen. Prisoners generally cannot get a haircut let alone a fade eyebrows and a facial.' 'It was bizarre to guards and prison staff how he had become a hero in the inside and outside,' the source added. 'This has made it a lot easier for him during his PA time his transition and his NYC time.'
December 25, 2024 at 4:31 AM