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Felonious Squid
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Amateur Photographer & Filthy Casual

I'm just looking to distract myself with neat hobbies
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Oh no, don't celebrate the imminent death of a fascist agitator! That might drive the Trump administration to continue doing whatever it wants!!!!! The only thing that was holding the US back from total disaster was the continued life of Charlie Kirk!!!!!!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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CNN talking about what he was "able to build." Yeah he built a vector for contemporay fascism. Fuck off with your mournful nonsense.
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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He is. He just has zero rizz and is cringe.
July 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Sovcit content always leaves me feeling so conflicted because on one hand it's super funny watching idiots face immediately consequences, but on the other hand you're rooting for the cops
Lately I’m obsessed with sovereign citizens. Just amazed at the confidence that lets people get up in the morning and go goodbye laws, shame you never applied to me.
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
working IT for a place that employs people with Master's degrees is wild because you'll have people who are insanely knowledgeable about a thing and seem really smart, but will then shove a USBc into an HDMI port and have a full breakdown because it's not working
June 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
(not so) fun fact: the Atari2600 released in 1977, making it 24 years old when the original XBox debuted in 2001. 2001 was 24 years ago.

So we are as far away from the XBox's release as the XBox was from the 2600's... Making the XBox equally as "retro" today as the 2600 was then 🙃
May 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Steve Urkel is basically the Lisan al-Gaib for white people
May 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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what i liked most about about graffiti was learning new reasons to respect a drawing. it’s not always about being technically good, sometimes it’s cool because an absolute batshit mess of a person did it in weird location. and it looks like shit. but wow, amazing.
April 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
but best part of the photos I took was when a bee flew up! 🐝

📷 #photography #monochrome
May 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
been getting into high contrast b&w pictures lately and wanted to do a bit myself. Don't have the most time to actually get out there, but the woods near where I live had some small flowers just off the trail so I took a few shots

📷 #photography #monochrome
May 17, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
my new infrared filter came in today, and despite it being already kinda late in the day and getting dark I couldn't help but go and get a test photo

Def excited to play with this filter more!

📷 #Photography #Infrared
May 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I obviously don't know this man, but everything about him feels very familiar to me. Maybe I just appreciate the comfy fit & crocs, or maybe it's the head tilted vaguely downward as he's just trying to get where he's going...

idk, but I wish him well

📷 #Photography #StreetPhotography
May 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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[halo] june
April 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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happy presidents day
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Museum tour guide: here we have "Inok," a painting of a Russian monk by Konstantin Savitsky. Rife with symbolism, this work depicts a man struggling within the binds of his faith, his troubled eyes fixed on the metaphorical horizon

Me [half-listening]: yes... I could fix him
February 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i'm sorry this may be controversial but i think it's a little gauche to be already extending the olive branch to Trump voters before any of them have even remotely expressed remorse. you don't need to pre-launder their reputations for them
February 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dr Frankenstein for sure defied the laws of God. Unethical? maybe. But successfully defying the "natural order" is 1000% worthy a Nobel Prize. My man was ROBBED!
January 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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The no alt text is a CRIME

These are pics of US states as labeled by Chinese folks. Happy to report that NY is "big apple", Texas is marked, "Gun in hand, god in heart", Oklahoma is labeled "tornado" and it looks like PA is "Cracker Empire".
the chinese netizens have put america in the ground
January 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
my wife, in an effort to clear our walkway of snow and ice, just poured hot water all over our part of the sidewalk "to quickly melt it."

can you tell she grew up somewhere warm lmao
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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We call this "Kraken Enrichment" 😅🐙
January 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Time to steal a hamburger. But first let me put on this disguise that makes me look completely innocent
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
we're MONTHS away from Christmas and some dweebs already put up their lights! I swear they do it earlier every year but this is ridiculous!
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December 26, 2024 at 1:26 PM
no way class traitors DON'T actually get why people may be on Luigi's side with this one? They think it's "bizarre"? I'm so shocked
December 25, 2024 at 4:31 AM