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Analysis | Joe Biden would not have invaded NATO allies, cut off child welfare, or sent armed forces to kill Americans. But he would have given very few press conferences and spoken in a halting voice. The voters got it right.
January 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Analysis | Joe Biden would not have invaded NATO allies, cut off child welfare, or sent armed forces to kill Americans. But he would have given very few press conferences and spoken in a halting voice. The voters got it right.
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and Trump's personal Gestapo is randomly executing American citizens. But at least now there won't be any non-binary characters on the new Paw Patrol spin-off.
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The federal government Friday agreed to pay $125,000 after a judge found a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent liable for civil assault for pointing a gun at a hotel maintenance man who came to the agent’s room to unclog a toilet.
Feds pay $125K after Border Patrol agent pointed gun at Portland hotel worker
The payout amount was finalized during a settlement conference Friday after a judge found the officer civilly liable for assault.
www.oregonlive.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
The federal government Friday agreed to pay $125,000 after a judge found a U.S. Customs and Border Protection agent liable for civil assault for pointing a gun at a hotel maintenance man who came to the agent’s room to unclog a toilet.
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I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
January 8, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
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Nipped to Curries in my Tesco uniform, a customer asked me for help buying a dishwasher and she was fit so I did and when she'd chosen one I asked her for a date and now we have three children, the same dishwasher, and NONE of them can load it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Nipped to Curries in my Tesco uniform, a customer asked me for help buying a dishwasher and she was fit so I did and when she'd chosen one I asked her for a date and now we have three children, the same dishwasher, and NONE of them can load it.
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
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Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
January 6, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Wikipedia template for every prominent right wing businessman
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KAMALA WILL SEND YOUR SONS TO WAR
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
KAMALA WILL SEND YOUR SONS TO WAR
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CBS News Exclusive | How did the Department of War enter Venezuela from the Gulf of America? Our team is standing by at the Trump Kennedy Center for updates.
January 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
CBS News Exclusive | How did the Department of War enter Venezuela from the Gulf of America? Our team is standing by at the Trump Kennedy Center for updates.
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Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
January 3, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie
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Trump has to return the FIFA Peace Prize.
Also, this war will be terrible for America. The world will respond and not in a way that is positive.
Also, this war will be terrible for America. The world will respond and not in a way that is positive.
January 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Trump has to return the FIFA Peace Prize.
Also, this war will be terrible for America. The world will respond and not in a way that is positive.
Also, this war will be terrible for America. The world will respond and not in a way that is positive.
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Every year I tell my partner that I'm 'working on a project' over Christmas and can't stay with him at his parents, how sad. In truth I'm in a hotel, hammering my mound, watching porn, ordering pizza and getting some peace, fucking unbeatable.
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Every year I tell my partner that I'm 'working on a project' over Christmas and can't stay with him at his parents, how sad. In truth I'm in a hotel, hammering my mound, watching porn, ordering pizza and getting some peace, fucking unbeatable.
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made it another year without a single typi
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
made it another year without a single typi
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The Red Closet Diaries
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Red Closet Diaries
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics.
by Maureen Dowd
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“Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me”
And there was no one left
To speak out for me”
NEW: Trump used his first veto to block a unanimously approved Colorado drinking water project.
Lauren Boebert, whose district the pipeline project is in, slammed Trump, suggesting it was retaliation for her signing the discharge petition to release the Epstein files www.9news.com/article/news...
Lauren Boebert, whose district the pipeline project is in, slammed Trump, suggesting it was retaliation for her signing the discharge petition to release the Epstein files www.9news.com/article/news...
Trump vetoes bill to fund Arkansas Valley Conduit in Colorado
President Trump vetoed a bill to fund a pipeline project to bring clean drinking water to communities on the Eastern Plains between Pueblo and Lamar.
www.9news.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me”
And there was no one left
To speak out for me”
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Wild this didn’t work
I’ll say it again—Trump needs to be straight with the American people and explain what his strategy is and what the hell he’s doing in the Caribbean.
President Trump says in an interview with WABC radio in New York that the U.S. had “knocked out” a Venezuelan facility, a move that would be a major escalation in U.S. military strikes.
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wild this didn’t work
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renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
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Was once in an elevator with Gillian Anderson. She looked like she had the flu at the time. I'm a massive X-Files fan, but I managed to keep my cool. I just politely told her that I love her work, then she shook my hand. A day later I got the flu. Thanks Gillian, best flu ever.
December 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Was once in an elevator with Gillian Anderson. She looked like she had the flu at the time. I'm a massive X-Files fan, but I managed to keep my cool. I just politely told her that I love her work, then she shook my hand. A day later I got the flu. Thanks Gillian, best flu ever.
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Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine
December 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not sure I understand why the Trump administration cares about Christians in Nigeria and not Christians in Ukraine
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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
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We did not get Stephen miller on the record so we killed the story, as is custom apparently
When we did this profile, the White House refused to make Stephen Miller available for an interview and took days to give us their response.
It turns out they were collecting testimonials from people willing to say they like him
It turns out they were collecting testimonials from people willing to say they like him
December 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We did not get Stephen miller on the record so we killed the story, as is custom apparently
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and there’s no toys under the Christmas tree this year. But at least now there aren’t any black wise men in my town’s manger display.
December 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and there’s no toys under the Christmas tree this year. But at least now there aren’t any black wise men in my town’s manger display.
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It's pretty fucking fearless to go back and do your goddamn oversight visit where they last framed you for assault.
‼️💥 Today, we are outside Delaney Hall in support of Congresswoman
@replamonica.bsky.social
and Congressman
@menendez.house.gov
as they conduct an Oversight visit following the devastating loss of Jean Wilson Brutus, a community member detained at Delaney Hall earlier this month.
@replamonica.bsky.social
and Congressman
@menendez.house.gov
as they conduct an Oversight visit following the devastating loss of Jean Wilson Brutus, a community member detained at Delaney Hall earlier this month.
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's pretty fucking fearless to go back and do your goddamn oversight visit where they last framed you for assault.