Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era)
spooloflies.bsky.social
Amy (in her Jeff the Land Shark era)
@spooloflies.bsky.social
Amy, queer cis Jew, she/her. Kidlit, reality TV, lady superheroes, lit theory, collage. All the #BlackWidow feelings. Watched 1400+ Law & Order episodes in a year. I'm sorry for who I am during Big Brother season. Asthma, TMJ, and #ActuallyOCD. So tired.
I'm pretty sure I've watched the first 36 minutes of Black Widow (opening through Yelena and Nat's Budapest fight) more than any other show or movie on the streaming service. Possibly more than most of them combined.
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Basically every medical professional in my life is telling me I should take my as-needed meds more often but I don't think it's my fault they're collectively less motivating than my executive dysfunction is.
November 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Paige could spearhead an all-girls alliance on Big Brother by the way #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Showing up to virtual therapy today where autofill suggests I am "Amy (JERRI MANTHEY TRUTHER)" and "Amy (PRO TRAITORS PRO MURDER)" before my actual name
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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It is the heartwarming story of a monster with severe anxiety and dysphoria who nonetheless manages to stand his ground and come out stronger in the end. Calling monster tales horror is what got Grover in this headspace in the first place. Apologize right now!
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Really clear messaging from the NYC Department of Health & Mental Hygiene. At this point, it's not going to convince a ton of people to start masking, but it may encourage folks who already mask to keep it up - & it may remind others that masking is an expert-recommended NPI, not a weird obsession.
November 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Paige is my hero.
#tar38 #pizzy
November 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
#TAR38 I would normally say they should u-turn Tucker and Eric and Jas and Jag, the two teams who have overwhelmingly and decisively won everything, but what if they should u-turn Tucker and Eric and Jas and Jag for excessive use of "let's goooooo!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This man signed away his rights to MTV and learned literally nothing from it.
Joe Rogan and Theo Von slam DHS for using Von's image in a video promoting deportation:

"I was like, oh my God, what the fuck are they doing? That's not how you envision the government."

"They were making, like, deportation hype videos with trap beats and shit. What are we doing? It's idiocracy."
November 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Listening to Raul Esparza music while I work and guys i am NOT WELL
November 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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At the VERY LEAST what Marjorie Taylor Green has said about Jewish and Black people can never ever be forgiven. Ever.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Please understand that "reward people for being healthy", in health insurance, also translates to "punish people for being disabled."

The people who are most vulnerable, most in need, will be asked to bear higher costs, in many cases, pricing them out of accessing health care, into early graves.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
So I've been watching a lot of Stranger Things explainer vids, and mostly what I've learned is that some people in ST fandom have NO problem being misogynistic with their whole chests. (Also that I am the only person on earth who liked Eleven's weird goth experiment sister but I knew that already.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I cannot stress enough that every time someone points to my L&O spreadsheets as a resource my heart grows three sizes like the Grinch seeing all of Whoville caroling.
you might want one of @spooloflies.bsky.social L&O spreadsheets lol
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You know, I needed a summary of a manuscript that I got, because it is horror and building tension very effectively and I am a scaredy cat and kept stalling out reading not knowing where it was going.

So I reached out to the author and told him. And he said sure, of course he'd send me a synopsis.
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I do blame Disney as a corporation for the fact that we don't already have a video of Miss Piggy sharing her opinions on Donald Trump.
miss piggy is wearing a blue jacket and a white bow tie
Alt: Miss Piggy in MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN, wearing a blue jacket and a white bow tie, eyes narrowed furiously, getting ready to chase a mugger
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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today's least surprising data:

"62% of [Black Jewish] respondents reported “increased marginalization” in a Jewish community or space after Oct. 7"
Some Black Jews feel more ostracized from Jewish communities post-Oct. 7, survey finds
In a survey of 104 Black Jews, 62% of respondents reported “increased marginalization” in a Jewish community or space after Oct. 7.
forward.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's really fucked up how many times people will say "Rising antisemitism is a problem we should be aware of so we don't inadvertently contribute to its gains" and get responses of "wow, sorry you're an RACIST GENOCIDE APOLOGIST but I actually have ethics." Like. You're defending MTG. What ethics?
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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If you don't think this is happening already on the left, you are willfully naive.

There are MANY people happily making antisemitic insinuations and blowing antisemitic dogwhistles, some on purpose and some without understanding the history.
November 18, 2025 at 6:02 PM