Amy (careful of the icy patch!)
spooloflies.bsky.social
Amy (careful of the icy patch!)
@spooloflies.bsky.social
Amy, queer cis Jew, she/her. Kidlit, reality TV, lady superheroes, lit theory, collage. All the #BlackWidow feelings. Watched 1400+ Law & Order episodes in a year. I'm sorry for who I am during Big Brother season. Asthma, TMJ, and #ActuallyOCD. So tired.
Pinned
Housekeeping note: I've upgraded my Complete Laws and/or Orders Spreadsheet (currently 1434 episodes) to include the FBIs (currently 331 episodes). Haven't started One Chicago but I figure it's only a matter of time. No one is proud right now. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
The Complete Wolf Entertainment Episode-By-Episode Checklist
docs.google.com
In therapy this week it came up that given how every part of my life was arbitrarily dictated until I was in college, including when I could and could not sleep, at some level me taking naps is recognizing and accepting the validity of my own agency. So my napping is basically mental health praxis.
January 17, 2026 at 1:46 AM
#TheTraitorsUS Kristen Kish is so hot.
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Today's SVU episode taught us that Olivia Benson still has a collection of Dire Straits cassettes and Amanda Rollins still wants a Cabbage Patch doll and Chi McBride is still very handsome and also Renee Curry is proficient with power tools. Valuable insight all around.
January 16, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Look no offense to the Laws and/or Orders but if Chi McBride is going to be involved in a murder there should also be pie
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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House got todrick'd
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Wait all this time I've been annoyed at people posting giant blocks of text and I (and my extremely normal way of posting many short messages) was the problem all along????
I have a theory that those of us who were raised on IRC or AIM are absolutely insufferable in Slack to those who were not, because instead of writing a three-paragraph thing, we'll break that up into 15 comments.
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
They should turn the BB house into an AirBnB and let people pay THEM for the experience of being broadcast 24/7.
January 15, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I can't figure out if this episode of FBI was supposed to be bashing leftists or liberals but either way pretty fucking bold stance to have the protagonist disillusioned because the ideals she believed in were just propaganda when you're literally a show called FBI
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
People assume things like this are shitposts but I just avoided stepping near the pile of knives and scissors, and in the process managed to cut my toe on a plastic wrapper which as best I can tell has no sharp edges whatsoever.
Hello and welcome to another episode of "yes I can tell I'm bleeding but I can't tell where or how or why." There is as always a 30% chance that the blood is actually ink.
January 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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A buddy in MN shared a drawing a classmate of his kid made. They've been making thank you notes for parents who have volunteered to carpool them to school so their own parents don't have to risk waiting out by the bus stop.
January 15, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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guys Pussie Le’Queur is gone 😭 her account got suspended!
January 15, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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For non-German speakers:

“Dear media, I can’t stand the headline "No agreement between the US and Denmark” any longer. If an armed man storms a bank, you don't run the headline: "Robber and cashier can't reach an agreement on money transfer." Stop framing imperial aggression as normal diplomacy.”
Liebe Medien, ich kann die Schlagzeile "Keine Einigung zwischen USA und Dänemark" nicht mehr sehen. Wenn ein Bewaffneter eine Bank stürmt, titelt ihr doch auch nicht: "Räuber und Kassiererin finden keinen Konsens über Geldübergabe." Hört auf, imperiale Aggression als normale Diplomatie zu framen.
January 15, 2026 at 11:11 AM
For a show whose male lead is a Muslim man, FBI is really bad at recognizing the points he's saying as actual factual truths.
January 15, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I cannot believe #BBSky is overlapping with Pets of BSky. It's the crossover no one wanted. It's like this website is #TheTraitorsUS and Pussie Le'Queur is Michael Rappaport.
atypical post for me but this deranged individual just ran CatsOfYore, a genuine goddamn treasure, off Bluesky due to offline targeted harassment; they had received a suspension, and went straight back to it when that expired. suggest blocking, and a report to tell Bluesky to ban their fucking ass.
January 15, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Someone should create a mathematical formula to help me figure out how late I need to stay up so that I can both sleep through the night and be up for tomorrow's TV.
January 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I don't think the grocery store understands how amazingly brave I am being in buying a different brand of challah than normal. (They haven't had the right brand the last few times I've come by. When this happened a few years ago, it was when my previous preferred brand stopped being sold entirely.)
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Me 99% of the time: Nothing can motivate me to go to the grocery store.

Me when I have support group in 30 minutes: I think if I do not have fresh bananas immediately I may wither away and die of lack of whatever nutrients bananas have.
January 14, 2026 at 10:31 PM
When I woke up briefly at 4 AM today, I learned that the FBIs are split across different streaming services, and it is apparently very difficult for me to move past this anger.
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 PM
As someone who has watched Stick It a frankly unreasonable number of times, I am uniquely suited to understand wanting to let Missy Peregrym do whatever she wants, but that is why I am not in charge of anything at the FBI.
January 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I am in a standoff with my streaming services where they think that freezing every 30 seconds will make me get out of bed to watch on a TV like a normal person or at least fix the wifi, but I lived through the days when it took hours to download a 10-minute clip and buffering doesn't scare me.
January 14, 2026 at 9:46 AM
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Depressing news reported at @lgbtqnation.com:
Publishers are “stepping back” from LGBTQ+ books amid bans & the current GOP president

www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/publ...

#kidlit #queerkidlit #lgbtq #booksky
Publishers are “stepping back” from LGBTQ+ books amid bans & the current GOP president - LGBTQ Nation
"In the face of so many book bans and so much concern about decreasing school library sales of queer content" publishers are "passing" on LGBTQ+ books.
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Housekeeping note: I've upgraded my Complete Laws and/or Orders Spreadsheet (currently 1434 episodes) to include the FBIs (currently 331 episodes). Haven't started One Chicago but I figure it's only a matter of time. No one is proud right now. docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
The Complete Wolf Entertainment Episode-By-Episode Checklist
docs.google.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Hello and welcome to another episode of "yes I can tell I'm bleeding but I can't tell where or how or why." There is as always a 30% chance that the blood is actually ink.
January 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM