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Overheard: “William Henry Harrison had a better first 100 days, and he spent 70 of them dead.”
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Please highlight this story.

ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago.

kfor.com/news/local/w...
'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects
A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …
kfor.com
April 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
April 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Our government feels like when Scar took over after Mufasa died. Just a bunch of ecological damage and hyenas running around this mf.
April 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I was already never stepping foot on a cruise ship and now I'm extra never😬
The CDC's cruise ship inspectors have been laid off, as well as agency's head epidemiologist for investigating cruise ship outbreaks

That baffled health officials since this program is paid for by cruise ship fees, not taxpayer dollars

www.cbsnews.com/news/cdc-cru...
CDC's cruise ship inspectors laid off amid bad year for outbreaks
The steep cuts to the cruise ship inspection team baffled officials in the program, which is not paid for by taxpayer dollars.
www.cbsnews.com
April 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.

They aren't even bothering to hide it.
April 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Federal employee annual ethics training really hits different this year
April 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Why would you move your manufacturing to America when next week the tariffs might half, or disappear, or double, or grow wings and fly, or be turned into a goblin, or become an emotion, or
April 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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This is classic arsonist starts a fire then puts on a firefighter hat and extinguishes it to be the “hero.” And you know he’s just going to keep doing it.
April 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.
April 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
When I see a school has "faith-based curriculum" I read that as "folklore based curriculum"
April 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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This is quite a kicker in Thomas Edsall’s latest op-ed.

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/04/o...
March 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Me to my friend who bought a Tesla in 2015 : Sorry about your car 😞😡
March 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Wow can't believe there's a loss in productivity from sending every employee an email demanding they drop everything to recount what they did, with their job on the line.

Totally unforeseeable, so long as you're a nepobaby who has never done a day of real work in your life.
Source there who manages a team says: "my entire day has been fielding questions from scared employees about how to respond...I have actual work to do that I can’t get to, because people are so scared of what the ramifications of their responses will be"
March 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
5 bullets? 1 should be enough
March 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Don't nobody wanna be part of the United States raggedy empire. This thing is falling apart & Trump's trying to build luxury condos on top of the rubble in Gaza & thinks he's about to colonize Greenland?
February 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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If they won't put it in writing yourself. Send an email (bcc yourself?): "Following our conversation on x date at x time regarding x, I am writing to clarify your directives. According to my notes, you instructed me to A, B, and C. If any of this is incorrect, please advise. I have some concerns."
February 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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ALL HANDS ON DECK - YOUR NEIGHBOR NEEDS YOUR HELP!
Show up & support an Oklahoman facing condemnation proceedings for a turnpike 👎

The OTA board will vote to condemn the property of one of our landowners along the East West Connector.
#PikeOffOTA #NoMoreTurnpikes #TollFreeOK
February 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM