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in england chimps are called crismps
January 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
in england chimps are called crismps
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I would simply make sure I have some allies to back my plan before trying to do a coup instead of just declaring martial law and hope for the best
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I would simply make sure I have some allies to back my plan before trying to do a coup instead of just declaring martial law and hope for the best
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We are at the point where people act like I’m supposed to care about post quality or put effort into an online presence I’m not being paid for when in reality I treat this as my brains garbage disposal . You’re getting the scraps and you will eat it
November 23, 2024 at 12:52 PM
We are at the point where people act like I’m supposed to care about post quality or put effort into an online presence I’m not being paid for when in reality I treat this as my brains garbage disposal . You’re getting the scraps and you will eat it
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Omg I just realized I can burn this candle at both its ends I think this solves my problem
November 21, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Omg I just realized I can burn this candle at both its ends I think this solves my problem
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I wear toast-scented perfume so anyone near me thinks they’re having a stroke.
November 21, 2024 at 9:14 PM
I wear toast-scented perfume so anyone near me thinks they’re having a stroke.
The ultimate road trip experience in a large country is looking forward to getting to a town with a silly name for an hour, then passing it by in under a minute and never thinking about it again
November 22, 2024 at 4:10 AM
The ultimate road trip experience in a large country is looking forward to getting to a town with a silly name for an hour, then passing it by in under a minute and never thinking about it again
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“i guess i’m in my slut phase now” i say, removing one of my cardigans
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
“i guess i’m in my slut phase now” i say, removing one of my cardigans
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i pay $70/mo for internet so that i can watch videos of raccoons eating grapes
November 20, 2024 at 10:39 PM
i pay $70/mo for internet so that i can watch videos of raccoons eating grapes
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I want my coffee so strong it would get me stripped of an Olympic gold medal four years from now
November 19, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I want my coffee so strong it would get me stripped of an Olympic gold medal four years from now
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November 19, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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you say that the world feels like a threatening place? like your enemies gain more power everyday? like all that is good in life is being fed to machines and sold off for a quick buck? consider:
November 19, 2024 at 11:28 PM
you say that the world feels like a threatening place? like your enemies gain more power everyday? like all that is good in life is being fed to machines and sold off for a quick buck? consider:
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Every day there's a viral post about the torture of listening to a child/co-worker/date drone on and on about some obscure subject they're obsessed with.
Which is weird because seeing somebody desperately, fiercely sharing what they're passionate about is objectively the coolest fucking thing
Which is weird because seeing somebody desperately, fiercely sharing what they're passionate about is objectively the coolest fucking thing
November 19, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Every day there's a viral post about the torture of listening to a child/co-worker/date drone on and on about some obscure subject they're obsessed with.
Which is weird because seeing somebody desperately, fiercely sharing what they're passionate about is objectively the coolest fucking thing
Which is weird because seeing somebody desperately, fiercely sharing what they're passionate about is objectively the coolest fucking thing
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the software nerds are getting too much work, let the hardware nerds have a turn. make my tech feel like bad bitches again
November 17, 2024 at 12:29 PM
the software nerds are getting too much work, let the hardware nerds have a turn. make my tech feel like bad bitches again
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idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 PM
idk some of the streets in street fighter look like avenues to me.
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400 B.C. post: How are your crops not growing bro just make a sacrifice at the temple of Demeter 😂
Reply: Some of us lost our livestock during the Peloponnesian War but go off?
Reply: Some of us lost our livestock during the Peloponnesian War but go off?
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM
400 B.C. post: How are your crops not growing bro just make a sacrifice at the temple of Demeter 😂
Reply: Some of us lost our livestock during the Peloponnesian War but go off?
Reply: Some of us lost our livestock during the Peloponnesian War but go off?
I need a coffee strong enough to seep into my bones
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I need a coffee strong enough to seep into my bones
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The thing about music streamers is the algo is always going to point you in the direction of the same 5 artists you always listen to, but if you go to a record store and flip through the crates you might see an album cover of like a huge weed spaceship and think to yourself, "oh fuck. hell yes"
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 PM
The thing about music streamers is the algo is always going to point you in the direction of the same 5 artists you always listen to, but if you go to a record store and flip through the crates you might see an album cover of like a huge weed spaceship and think to yourself, "oh fuck. hell yes"
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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Listen to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social , if anything so you can learn the tales of Hong Christ, the Moon Turk, or the Murder Amish of Africa.
November 16, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Listen to @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social , if anything so you can learn the tales of Hong Christ, the Moon Turk, or the Murder Amish of Africa.
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[sword swallowing class]
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
October 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
[sword swallowing class]
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
me: (struggling to swallow sword)
instructor: try turning it the long way
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