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recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
recalibrate your bullshit meter if this doesn't set it off at least 3 times
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sometimes football coaches get in situations outside their programming/mission parameters and they glitch out and call a fake punt. it's like how gandhi loves nuking people in civ
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
sometimes football coaches get in situations outside their programming/mission parameters and they glitch out and call a fake punt. it's like how gandhi loves nuking people in civ
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"Unlike the music from his day, he thinks everything the youth are listening to is just a bunch of noise, noise, noise, NOISE."
Is He the Grinch or Just a Gen-X Man at Christmas?
“Why, for fifty-three years, I’ve put up with it now! I MUST stop this Christmas from coming! But HOW?” — Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas...
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December 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Unlike the music from his day, he thinks everything the youth are listening to is just a bunch of noise, noise, noise, NOISE."
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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a whole day of football got crammed into like 10 minutes of bears-packers
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
a whole day of football got crammed into like 10 minutes of bears-packers
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Bears/Packers turned into what we wanted Miami/Texas A&M to be
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Bears/Packers turned into what we wanted Miami/Texas A&M to be
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simply having a wonderful Christmas time
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
simply having a wonderful Christmas time
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i love watching bad guys who’ve chosen to get punched in the face
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i love watching bad guys who’ve chosen to get punched in the face
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i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
They came to me and they said "Sir it's time for your weekly cognitive test, something we make all healthy presidents do" and I said thank you. That's very nice
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
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what are they hiding
December 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
what are they hiding
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When the refs accidentally put a K-ball in play for an offense going for a 4th down on their side of the field:
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
When the refs accidentally put a K-ball in play for an offense going for a 4th down on their side of the field:
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Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters https://theonion.com/aldi-ceo-chased-off-from-whole-foods-dumpsters/
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Wow they found a stranger in the Alps.
While hiking in the Italian Alps, a nature photographer came upon a surface speckled with more than 2,000 dinosaur footprints that scientists are calling “remarkable.” nyti.ms/44zfQc8
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wow they found a stranger in the Alps.
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I’m sick to my stomach over these efforts to eradicate trans kids. Make no mistake, the goal is to stamp a group of people out of existence. It’s horrifying and violent and a bunch of Democrats support it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m sick to my stomach over these efforts to eradicate trans kids. Make no mistake, the goal is to stamp a group of people out of existence. It’s horrifying and violent and a bunch of Democrats support it.
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BlueSky ain’t beating that wrap as a midlife nursing home for Millennials.
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
BlueSky ain’t beating that wrap as a midlife nursing home for Millennials.
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Louisville has been held to 62 points or fewer three times in 46 games under Pat Kelsey.
Two of them are against Tennessee.
Two of them are against Tennessee.
December 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Louisville has been held to 62 points or fewer three times in 46 games under Pat Kelsey.
Two of them are against Tennessee.
Two of them are against Tennessee.
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Fentanyl, a drug mass produced at the behest of the US Govt to help fund the war in Afghanistan, is finally designated a weapon of mass destruction by the President, who doesn’t really get a say in that, but is doing it anyway. The system works
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Fentanyl, a drug mass produced at the behest of the US Govt to help fund the war in Afghanistan, is finally designated a weapon of mass destruction by the President, who doesn’t really get a say in that, but is doing it anyway. The system works
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I've said this before but the NJ Air National Guard roundel should be sliced pork roll cut on the edges so it doesn't curl up on the griddle
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I've said this before but the NJ Air National Guard roundel should be sliced pork roll cut on the edges so it doesn't curl up on the griddle
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I say this pastorally... you gone have to cuss
I'm running out of non-expletive, journalistic ways to describe Donald Trump’s depravity
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I say this pastorally... you gone have to cuss
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