Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order).
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
“But Wesley, dear boy: what about the plain ones?”
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November 17, 2025 at 6:34 AM
“But Wesley, dear boy: what about the plain ones?”
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Excavating a molar-dwelling fragment of pasta… which turns out to be, in fact, a substantial nugget of black pepper.
YEAH, BABY! 😬
YEAH, BABY! 😬
a cartoon character is surrounded by flames in a dark background
Alt: Tom, from Tom & Jerry, breathing out flames to either side, then directly towards us, all the while with a terrified look upon his face.
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Excavating a molar-dwelling fragment of pasta… which turns out to be, in fact, a substantial nugget of black pepper.
YEAH, BABY! 😬
YEAH, BABY! 😬
Absolute fucker 😂
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November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Absolute fucker 😂
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From both medical and political perspectives a bad back is what happens between a pain in the neck and a pain in the arse. Reform councils must be particularly prone to bad backs
This Reform jerk off has obviously never had a bad back in his life. Pure and persistent pain, just like him.
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
From both medical and political perspectives a bad back is what happens between a pain in the neck and a pain in the arse. Reform councils must be particularly prone to bad backs
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Human rights are universal - if we start stripping away basic human rights from any section of society then none of us has rights – just privileges that can be taken away by people in power whenever they want
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Human rights are universal - if we start stripping away basic human rights from any section of society then none of us has rights – just privileges that can be taken away by people in power whenever they want
#EditOptionPlease
For when embarrassment < being arsed to delete and retype, once the error is spotted…
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For when embarrassment < being arsed to delete and retype, once the error is spotted…
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November 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
#EditOptionPlease
For when embarrassment < being arsed to delete and retype, once the error is spotted…
🤓
For when embarrassment < being arsed to delete and retype, once the error is spotted…
🤓
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It's not 'illegal migration' that is tearing this country apart.
It's nasty, cruel, uncaring rhetoric, & policies like this that are doing all the damage.
Labour might just as well walk out of No. 10 & hands the keys over to Farage.
Reform must be rubbing their hands with glee.
It's nasty, cruel, uncaring rhetoric, & policies like this that are doing all the damage.
Labour might just as well walk out of No. 10 & hands the keys over to Farage.
Reform must be rubbing their hands with glee.
November 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
It's not 'illegal migration' that is tearing this country apart.
It's nasty, cruel, uncaring rhetoric, & policies like this that are doing all the damage.
Labour might just as well walk out of No. 10 & hands the keys over to Farage.
Reform must be rubbing their hands with glee.
It's nasty, cruel, uncaring rhetoric, & policies like this that are doing all the damage.
Labour might just as well walk out of No. 10 & hands the keys over to Farage.
Reform must be rubbing their hands with glee.
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Trying to quell the blinding rage regarding this vile, cruel rhetoric about immigrants and refugees. Like this country wasn’t forged and didn’t survive and rebuild without them.
November 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Trying to quell the blinding rage regarding this vile, cruel rhetoric about immigrants and refugees. Like this country wasn’t forged and didn’t survive and rebuild without them.
If you’re the kind of person that took “You’re weird!” as a badge of honour as a kid: welcome, friend.
Who the fuck wants to be normal?! 🤩
(Hello.)
Who the fuck wants to be normal?! 🤩
(Hello.)
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
If you’re the kind of person that took “You’re weird!” as a badge of honour as a kid: welcome, friend.
Who the fuck wants to be normal?! 🤩
(Hello.)
Who the fuck wants to be normal?! 🤩
(Hello.)
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The Toyota advert on the telly said that to arrange a test drive I should talk to my local dealer, so I rang Dave Bags and he had no idea what I was talking about.
November 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The Toyota advert on the telly said that to arrange a test drive I should talk to my local dealer, so I rang Dave Bags and he had no idea what I was talking about.
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(My only issue with this is its inherent coherence…)
“We will be suing the BBC…”
“What about releasing…?”
“For between one & five BILLION dollars.”
“What about his emails?”
“They did a very bad thing,”
“Did you do a very bad thing?”
“So we have to sue. We don’t want to…”
“If you didn’t…”
“But we have to. For you.”
“So…”
“GET THIS BITCH OFF MY PLANE!”
“What about releasing…?”
“For between one & five BILLION dollars.”
“What about his emails?”
“They did a very bad thing,”
“Did you do a very bad thing?”
“So we have to sue. We don’t want to…”
“If you didn’t…”
“But we have to. For you.”
“So…”
“GET THIS BITCH OFF MY PLANE!”
“Quiet! Quiet!” 😬
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
(My only issue with this is its inherent coherence…)
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My jokes are so dad they turn the thermostat down.
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
My jokes are so dad they turn the thermostat down.
(It was still there on my lunchtime perambulation…
OR WAS IT ANOTHER ONE, but an exact replica? We will never know*… 😱)
*or care, obviously
OR WAS IT ANOTHER ONE, but an exact replica? We will never know*… 😱)
*or care, obviously
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
(It was still there on my lunchtime perambulation…
OR WAS IT ANOTHER ONE, but an exact replica? We will never know*… 😱)
*or care, obviously
OR WAS IT ANOTHER ONE, but an exact replica? We will never know*… 😱)
*or care, obviously
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Interesting to read in the Times of Labour Ministers admitting that the Green Party are very much ready to take them (and Reform) on.
"Polanski plans to redistribute power with a smile."
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
"Polanski plans to redistribute power with a smile."
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
Zack attack: the charismatic eco-populist rallying the radical left
With Labour purged of Corbynites and Corbyn’s party in chaos, Green leader Zack Polanski has become an icon for dispossessed youth but is he just a showman?
www.thetimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Interesting to read in the Times of Labour Ministers admitting that the Green Party are very much ready to take them (and Reform) on.
"Polanski plans to redistribute power with a smile."
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
"Polanski plans to redistribute power with a smile."
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
Mercifully, I am mostly unaware of all things Kardashian, but thanks to #Gogglebox I have seen faces/ tits/ arses this evening that I can never now unsee.
My conclusion?
The world is truly fucked.
(As are most folks Kardashian-adjacent, it seems.)
#WhatTheActualFlumpingChuff
My conclusion?
The world is truly fucked.
(As are most folks Kardashian-adjacent, it seems.)
#WhatTheActualFlumpingChuff
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mercifully, I am mostly unaware of all things Kardashian, but thanks to #Gogglebox I have seen faces/ tits/ arses this evening that I can never now unsee.
My conclusion?
The world is truly fucked.
(As are most folks Kardashian-adjacent, it seems.)
#WhatTheActualFlumpingChuff
My conclusion?
The world is truly fucked.
(As are most folks Kardashian-adjacent, it seems.)
#WhatTheActualFlumpingChuff
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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