Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order).
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly regarding astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
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Had a dream I was in a clothes shop, Richard Coles was a sales assistant and he sidled up to me and said "Iron water tablets, very efficacious for the back body at our age" Then he winked at me and walked away.
There was also a black and white hedgehog and a massive wasp outside but they were fine.
There was also a black and white hedgehog and a massive wasp outside but they were fine.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Had a dream I was in a clothes shop, Richard Coles was a sales assistant and he sidled up to me and said "Iron water tablets, very efficacious for the back body at our age" Then he winked at me and walked away.
There was also a black and white hedgehog and a massive wasp outside but they were fine.
There was also a black and white hedgehog and a massive wasp outside but they were fine.
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
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Jeffrey Epstein had 1,571 names of contacts in his little black book.
Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled.
Donald Trump’s was one of them.
Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him.
If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?
Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled.
Donald Trump’s was one of them.
Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him.
If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Jeffrey Epstein had 1,571 names of contacts in his little black book.
Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled.
Donald Trump’s was one of them.
Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him.
If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?
Fewer than 40 names—just 2.4%—were circled.
Donald Trump’s was one of them.
Epstein had 14 phone numbers for Trump. Fourteen ways to reach him.
If that’s not “being on the Epstein List,” what the f*ck is?
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A lunchtime stroll has left me with so many questions…
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November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A lunchtime stroll has left me with so many questions…
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A lunchtime stroll has left me with so many questions…
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November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
A lunchtime stroll has left me with so many questions…
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Off out to the talkies shortly… 🎥
(Nobody actually buys snackage grub at the cinema, do they?)
I shall be taking my comfort rucksack, for emotional support*
*nibbles and shizz support 😎👌🏼
(Nobody actually buys snackage grub at the cinema, do they?)
I shall be taking my comfort rucksack, for emotional support*
*nibbles and shizz support 😎👌🏼
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Off out to the talkies shortly… 🎥
(Nobody actually buys snackage grub at the cinema, do they?)
I shall be taking my comfort rucksack, for emotional support*
*nibbles and shizz support 😎👌🏼
(Nobody actually buys snackage grub at the cinema, do they?)
I shall be taking my comfort rucksack, for emotional support*
*nibbles and shizz support 😎👌🏼
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Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.
Jesus Ma Balles
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
Venezuela, Catholic Church Records, 1577-2022
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Me when I tried Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel for the first time.
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Time to get back to what really matters:
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Time to get back to what really matters:
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Ian McCulloch, Gary Wilmot and Stephen Fry
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Ian McCulloch, Gary Wilmot and Stephen Fry
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That renowned and respected lover of truth and journalistic integrity.... THE KREMLIN.... has stepped up to defend Trump in his battle against the BBC.
SO that's Farage, Netanyahu, Putin, and Boris Johnson...
SO that's Farage, Netanyahu, Putin, and Boris Johnson...
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That renowned and respected lover of truth and journalistic integrity.... THE KREMLIN.... has stepped up to defend Trump in his battle against the BBC.
SO that's Farage, Netanyahu, Putin, and Boris Johnson...
SO that's Farage, Netanyahu, Putin, and Boris Johnson...
Well… and to think I was doubting my instinctive “agenda” musings.
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Michael Prescott, author of the BBC/Trump dossier, is not a neutral voice...
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b...
bylinetimes.com/2025/11/11/b...
'BBC Bias' Memo Was Authored by Lobbyist Tied to Pro-Trump Tech Giants
The leaked memo that fuelled Trump’s attack on the BBC was written by a lobbyist at a firm paid by US tech giants tied to the President
bylinetimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Well… and to think I was doubting my instinctive “agenda” musings.
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Trump vs. The Beeb:
Whilst it might make me conspiracy theory adjacent, how soon do we discover that some Trump symp was behind the editing of that (already dreadful) speech?
Given how shit his speeches are, and the degree of malevolence he exhibits gleefully, why would it need bloody editing? 🤨
Whilst it might make me conspiracy theory adjacent, how soon do we discover that some Trump symp was behind the editing of that (already dreadful) speech?
Given how shit his speeches are, and the degree of malevolence he exhibits gleefully, why would it need bloody editing? 🤨
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Trump vs. The Beeb:
Whilst it might make me conspiracy theory adjacent, how soon do we discover that some Trump symp was behind the editing of that (already dreadful) speech?
Given how shit his speeches are, and the degree of malevolence he exhibits gleefully, why would it need bloody editing? 🤨
Whilst it might make me conspiracy theory adjacent, how soon do we discover that some Trump symp was behind the editing of that (already dreadful) speech?
Given how shit his speeches are, and the degree of malevolence he exhibits gleefully, why would it need bloody editing? 🤨
The beauty of that syrup was its ability, when upturned, to hold a decent portion of soup.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The beauty of that syrup was its ability, when upturned, to hold a decent portion of soup.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I didn’t know that I needed to hear Ade Edmondson, singing the lyrics of ‘Relax’, to the tune of ‘My Grandfather’s Clock’.
But it is now apparent that, obviously, I did. And it was rather splendid.
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#ISIHAC
But it is now apparent that, obviously, I did. And it was rather splendid.
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#ISIHAC
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I didn’t know that I needed to hear Ade Edmondson, singing the lyrics of ‘Relax’, to the tune of ‘My Grandfather’s Clock’.
But it is now apparent that, obviously, I did. And it was rather splendid.
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#ISIHAC
But it is now apparent that, obviously, I did. And it was rather splendid.
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#ISIHAC
Back from the brink…
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Back from the brink…
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If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
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Twatting hell.
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November 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Twatting hell.
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“You boy, where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“You boy, where’s your fucking poppy?”
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Where’s your fucking poppy?”