Speccy Twat
@speccytwat.bsky.social
Wazzock, dingbat and absolute flangleswubbler (not necessarily in that order). Vote 💚 ✊🏼
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly re. astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
Typical Aquarian: arty, farty & cynical as fuck, particularly re. astrology.
Banner: Hyacinth Bucket (…yes) waving a pink cup while grimacing. Photo: A twat.
In specs.
About fucking time! 👌🏼
I was an ophthalmic techie for some years, including undertaking screening VF for DVLA tests. Drivers with woefully shit vision (acuities or fields) were numerous - and these were only the ones ticking the box on the renewal form!
A pass at 17 ≠ licence for life, regardless.
I was an ophthalmic techie for some years, including undertaking screening VF for DVLA tests. Drivers with woefully shit vision (acuities or fields) were numerous - and these were only the ones ticking the box on the renewal form!
A pass at 17 ≠ licence for life, regardless.
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 PM
About fucking time! 👌🏼
I was an ophthalmic techie for some years, including undertaking screening VF for DVLA tests. Drivers with woefully shit vision (acuities or fields) were numerous - and these were only the ones ticking the box on the renewal form!
A pass at 17 ≠ licence for life, regardless.
I was an ophthalmic techie for some years, including undertaking screening VF for DVLA tests. Drivers with woefully shit vision (acuities or fields) were numerous - and these were only the ones ticking the box on the renewal form!
A pass at 17 ≠ licence for life, regardless.
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
McHomemade Breakfastness! 🤩👌🏼
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
McHomemade Breakfastness! 🤩👌🏼
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Well, it’s a new year, apparently, so might as well start as I mean to go on…
LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE! 🤘🏼🤩
LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE! 🤘🏼🤩
January 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Well, it’s a new year, apparently, so might as well start as I mean to go on…
LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE! 🤘🏼🤩
LET’S GET READY TO CRUMBLE! 🤘🏼🤩
Met my best mate for a cuppa in town; we had a peek in Muffin Break, but these zombie bacon rolls were enough to cause a swift 180°… 😱
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Met my best mate for a cuppa in town; we had a peek in Muffin Break, but these zombie bacon rolls were enough to cause a swift 180°… 😱
Just in the last ten minutes, two dodgy as fuck “18yo blah blah blah 💗💗💗” accounts blocked.
The bots can all just fucking well fuck off.
#ThisIsNotTheBadPlace 😤
The bots can all just fucking well fuck off.
#ThisIsNotTheBadPlace 😤
January 2, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Just in the last ten minutes, two dodgy as fuck “18yo blah blah blah 💗💗💗” accounts blocked.
The bots can all just fucking well fuck off.
#ThisIsNotTheBadPlace 😤
The bots can all just fucking well fuck off.
#ThisIsNotTheBadPlace 😤
This is what I’m up against… 😄
January 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
This is what I’m up against… 😄
Just telling my shaggy rescue mutt how I love her, and that she’s a good girl…
She audibly burps in my face.
All the while, whooshing her fluffy tail like a princess. That’s my girl! 😁🥰
She audibly burps in my face.
All the while, whooshing her fluffy tail like a princess. That’s my girl! 😁🥰
January 2, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Just telling my shaggy rescue mutt how I love her, and that she’s a good girl…
She audibly burps in my face.
All the while, whooshing her fluffy tail like a princess. That’s my girl! 😁🥰
She audibly burps in my face.
All the while, whooshing her fluffy tail like a princess. That’s my girl! 😁🥰
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'Politicians are all the same' latest.
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
'Politicians are all the same' latest.
First taste of haggis tonight, courtesy of the ace @chappers67.bsky.social - and, thankfully, I found it rather fucking lovely!
(Could’ve been tricky if not; don’t mean to dishonour the forefathers… 😬)
Just going for a three hour hike to burn it off 😄
#HaggisRunFree
(Could’ve been tricky if not; don’t mean to dishonour the forefathers… 😬)
Just going for a three hour hike to burn it off 😄
#HaggisRunFree
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
First taste of haggis tonight, courtesy of the ace @chappers67.bsky.social - and, thankfully, I found it rather fucking lovely!
(Could’ve been tricky if not; don’t mean to dishonour the forefathers… 😬)
Just going for a three hour hike to burn it off 😄
#HaggisRunFree
(Could’ve been tricky if not; don’t mean to dishonour the forefathers… 😬)
Just going for a three hour hike to burn it off 😄
#HaggisRunFree
“Yeee-eee-eee-eeesssss.”?
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January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
“Yeee-eee-eee-eeesssss.”?
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January 1, 2026 at 9:38 AM
Thanks to serendipitous cosmic twootlings, today is my day off.
I am awaiting the Refrigerated Van of Optimism™️, in the hope of receiving items with a longer shelf life than half an hour prior to delivery.
Let’s do this! ✊🏼🤓
#ShelfLifeNahMate
I am awaiting the Refrigerated Van of Optimism™️, in the hope of receiving items with a longer shelf life than half an hour prior to delivery.
Let’s do this! ✊🏼🤓
#ShelfLifeNahMate
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Thanks to serendipitous cosmic twootlings, today is my day off.
I am awaiting the Refrigerated Van of Optimism™️, in the hope of receiving items with a longer shelf life than half an hour prior to delivery.
Let’s do this! ✊🏼🤓
#ShelfLifeNahMate
I am awaiting the Refrigerated Van of Optimism™️, in the hope of receiving items with a longer shelf life than half an hour prior to delivery.
Let’s do this! ✊🏼🤓
#ShelfLifeNahMate
Just fucking AMAZING 🤘🏼😊
The first painting of 2025 and the last painting of 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Just fucking AMAZING 🤘🏼😊
This.
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D O’D, like an ever so slightly melted Happy Meal toy from 1987.
And as I’m typing, my Border terrier audibly pffted 💨 next to me… Says it all, really.
#DannyBoyNoMore
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D O’D, like an ever so slightly melted Happy Meal toy from 1987.
And as I’m typing, my Border terrier audibly pffted 💨 next to me… Says it all, really.
#DannyBoyNoMore
December 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This.
👇🏼
D O’D, like an ever so slightly melted Happy Meal toy from 1987.
And as I’m typing, my Border terrier audibly pffted 💨 next to me… Says it all, really.
#DannyBoyNoMore
👇🏼
D O’D, like an ever so slightly melted Happy Meal toy from 1987.
And as I’m typing, my Border terrier audibly pffted 💨 next to me… Says it all, really.
#DannyBoyNoMore