Step Hen Clacklidge
@steviec51.bsky.social
Middle aged, worn out Brummie. Balding, chubby and a dodgy accent. Other than that I’m a bit of a catch.
@nationalexpress.bsky.social my bus was late yesterday and has broken down today. Last week one just didn’t bother turning up. Are you sure you know how to run a bus service
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 AM
@nationalexpress.bsky.social my bus was late yesterday and has broken down today. Last week one just didn’t bother turning up. Are you sure you know how to run a bus service
@nationalexpress.bsky.social I’ve got a new moto for your bus service.
National Express, we’ll get you there, probably, maybe. Actually better get an Uber.
National Express, we’ll get you there, probably, maybe. Actually better get an Uber.
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 AM
@nationalexpress.bsky.social I’ve got a new moto for your bus service.
National Express, we’ll get you there, probably, maybe. Actually better get an Uber.
National Express, we’ll get you there, probably, maybe. Actually better get an Uber.
I’ve perfected the ancient Japanese art of ‘satsuma peel cock and balls’ I will now be taking commissions. This particular example will be displayed in the Tate Modern. 30th March to 1st May when it will be returned to the Ashmolean.
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I’ve perfected the ancient Japanese art of ‘satsuma peel cock and balls’ I will now be taking commissions. This particular example will be displayed in the Tate Modern. 30th March to 1st May when it will be returned to the Ashmolean.
Well it’s official. Now after my 2nd tonic-clonic seizure I now have a diagnosis of epilepsy. Bloody ace.
December 6, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Well it’s official. Now after my 2nd tonic-clonic seizure I now have a diagnosis of epilepsy. Bloody ace.
Today, as a proud Midlander, I’m uniting the North and the South by having Ribena mixed with Vimto. If I’m not in could the postie leave my Nobel peace prize behind the bins please.
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Today, as a proud Midlander, I’m uniting the North and the South by having Ribena mixed with Vimto. If I’m not in could the postie leave my Nobel peace prize behind the bins please.
Woke up to find this hand print on the front window. I think North Worcestershire may have a bear problem. I may pop next door and see if old Dr Jekyll is ok.
September 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Woke up to find this hand print on the front window. I think North Worcestershire may have a bear problem. I may pop next door and see if old Dr Jekyll is ok.
I see the news are reporting Kier Starmer has dropped his No2 in Downing Street. I did that behind McDonalds in Northfield high street once and was subject to a public order offence. Two tier Kier strikes again.
September 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I see the news are reporting Kier Starmer has dropped his No2 in Downing Street. I did that behind McDonalds in Northfield high street once and was subject to a public order offence. Two tier Kier strikes again.
My Dracula adaptation is set in the 1970s. Dracula is a foreman on the night shift at the BL plant in Longbridge. He uses radical Marxism to cover his nefarious activities and his general laziness. I’m calling it Dracula strikes again and again and again.
May 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My Dracula adaptation is set in the 1970s. Dracula is a foreman on the night shift at the BL plant in Longbridge. He uses radical Marxism to cover his nefarious activities and his general laziness. I’m calling it Dracula strikes again and again and again.
Superglue was invented during the Vietnam war to solve the problem of not enough people sticking their fingers together while swearing and completely failing to glue the thing they wanted to.
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Superglue was invented during the Vietnam war to solve the problem of not enough people sticking their fingers together while swearing and completely failing to glue the thing they wanted to.
Happy birthday. This is Fatso (Big, fluffy white & black cat at the back) and Precious (tuxedo in the front). They aren't being silly but they are judging all of us for being silly.
May 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Happy birthday. This is Fatso (Big, fluffy white & black cat at the back) and Precious (tuxedo in the front). They aren't being silly but they are judging all of us for being silly.
White smoke billows from the Vatican. The doors slowly open and a lone cardinal steps out. Nervously, aware of how many people are waiting with bated breath for his next words, he says “Tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be….Shirley Bassey”
May 8, 2025 at 8:58 AM
White smoke billows from the Vatican. The doors slowly open and a lone cardinal steps out. Nervously, aware of how many people are waiting with bated breath for his next words, he says “Tonight Matthew, I’m gonna be….Shirley Bassey”
Well I’ve had an eventful day. At work this morning sat down chilling. The next thing I know I’m on the floor surrounded by paramedics telling me I’d had a seizure. Rushed to A&E, various tests done. Luckily nothing obvious but I’m banned from driving till I see a specialist.
April 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Well I’ve had an eventful day. At work this morning sat down chilling. The next thing I know I’m on the floor surrounded by paramedics telling me I’d had a seizure. Rushed to A&E, various tests done. Luckily nothing obvious but I’m banned from driving till I see a specialist.
On a similar vein as the king is dead, long live the king. When they announce the new pope
They should say “I love the Pope, the Popes smoke is dope”
They should say “I love the Pope, the Popes smoke is dope”
April 22, 2025 at 9:04 AM
On a similar vein as the king is dead, long live the king. When they announce the new pope
They should say “I love the Pope, the Popes smoke is dope”
They should say “I love the Pope, the Popes smoke is dope”
I’ve just been on Nextdoor. There was a woman complaining about Birmingham bin men being on £40000 and striking over a £8000 pay cut. I don’t know if those figures are true but how thick do you have to be to not see why people would strike over a 20% pay cut. That place is a cesspit of humanity.
April 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’ve just been on Nextdoor. There was a woman complaining about Birmingham bin men being on £40000 and striking over a £8000 pay cut. I don’t know if those figures are true but how thick do you have to be to not see why people would strike over a 20% pay cut. That place is a cesspit of humanity.
Conclusive proof dire wolves are back from extinction
April 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Conclusive proof dire wolves are back from extinction
I saw the headline “Dire wolves bought back from extinction” and was disappointed to read it wasn’t about their win in the premier league this weekend.
April 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I saw the headline “Dire wolves bought back from extinction” and was disappointed to read it wasn’t about their win in the premier league this weekend.
All these “artist” banging on about AI. Couldn’t give a fig about ordinary folk. Where were you lot when they bought out the spinning jenny. Poncing around the Lake District being all lonely as clouds and stuff, that’s where. Makes me sick.
April 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
All these “artist” banging on about AI. Couldn’t give a fig about ordinary folk. Where were you lot when they bought out the spinning jenny. Poncing around the Lake District being all lonely as clouds and stuff, that’s where. Makes me sick.
I think this is a splendid idea and cant think of anyone more deserving for it ti be named after ukdefencejournal.org.uk/uk-to-order-...
UK to order third aircraft carrier due to Russia threat
The updated cost of the full programme, including the HMS Prince Andrew, is expected to reach a modest £987.6 billion, assuming no further adjustments, delays, or "unexpected procurement events".
ukdefencejournal.org.uk
April 1, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think this is a splendid idea and cant think of anyone more deserving for it ti be named after ukdefencejournal.org.uk/uk-to-order-...
Genuine question for Americans from an uneducated Brit. Are there any mechanisms in place to get rid of an unpopular President. Either from within his own party or from the populace as a whole.
March 11, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Genuine question for Americans from an uneducated Brit. Are there any mechanisms in place to get rid of an unpopular President. Either from within his own party or from the populace as a whole.
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I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment.
Take a look at my wares and please retweet.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thanks!
Take a look at my wares and please retweet.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thanks!
March 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I know I keep banging on about my designs but it’s not easy being a small business at the moment.
Take a look at my wares and please retweet.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thanks!
Take a look at my wares and please retweet.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thanks!
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Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
January 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
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I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
January 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I have a big ask. My 9yo son is autistic and he’s been raising a betta fish he named Kevin. Yesterday He asked if he could “share a photo of Kevin with the whole world“. I don’t know if this will work, but a dad’s gotta try. Like and share if that’s your thing. Kevin says hi! 🐟👋
The city of Nottingham in the English East Midlands named after an Anglo-Saxon called Snotta and was originally called Snottingham.
quote this with a fact you know?
January 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
The city of Nottingham in the English East Midlands named after an Anglo-Saxon called Snotta and was originally called Snottingham.
People claiming Elon was doing a German Nazi salute are willingly failing to recognise that it was actually Roman. He admires Mussolini just as much as Hitler.
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
People claiming Elon was doing a German Nazi salute are willingly failing to recognise that it was actually Roman. He admires Mussolini just as much as Hitler.