Step Hen Clacklidge
@steviec51.bsky.social
Middle aged, worn out Brummie. Balding, chubby and a dodgy accent. Other than that I’m a bit of a catch.
That man with a thousand fishes will buy the intellectual rights to fishing and start charging the fisherman 55% of all fish caught and then buy all the fishing media so it portrays him as the saviour of modern fishing.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
That man with a thousand fishes will buy the intellectual rights to fishing and start charging the fisherman 55% of all fish caught and then buy all the fishing media so it portrays him as the saviour of modern fishing.
I'm having Shaddapa ya face by Joe Dolce played as I make my big entrance and I'm having the full Carmina Burana with indoor pyrotechnics as I exit stage down. I might have a medley of Fives greatest hits as people leave, I'm not sure yet.
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm having Shaddapa ya face by Joe Dolce played as I make my big entrance and I'm having the full Carmina Burana with indoor pyrotechnics as I exit stage down. I might have a medley of Fives greatest hits as people leave, I'm not sure yet.
This is of course the most obvious rage bait I’ve seen on this site. I won’t fall for it you know. I mean who in their right mind wouldn’t like the lovely melted buttery goodness of hot toast. You’re gonna tell me crumpets are shit next. I’m not getting angry I swear. Just disappointed is all.
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This is of course the most obvious rage bait I’ve seen on this site. I won’t fall for it you know. I mean who in their right mind wouldn’t like the lovely melted buttery goodness of hot toast. You’re gonna tell me crumpets are shit next. I’m not getting angry I swear. Just disappointed is all.
Can we all just agree that people who drive cars we can't afford must be terrible people.
(Any car with tinted windows though, they really are cunts)
(Any car with tinted windows though, they really are cunts)
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Can we all just agree that people who drive cars we can't afford must be terrible people.
(Any car with tinted windows though, they really are cunts)
(Any car with tinted windows though, they really are cunts)
Yes this. I like a cup of coffee but by god Christ am I sick of people who think it’s somehow gods greatest creation. Anyone who claims to be “passionate” about coffee can get in the bin. Not to mention tax revenue would rise significantly if Starbucks fucked off.
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Yes this. I like a cup of coffee but by god Christ am I sick of people who think it’s somehow gods greatest creation. Anyone who claims to be “passionate” about coffee can get in the bin. Not to mention tax revenue would rise significantly if Starbucks fucked off.
George Elliot definitely used to frequent our local pub. The landlord has a signed picture of him and everything.
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
George Elliot definitely used to frequent our local pub. The landlord has a signed picture of him and everything.
They’re all shit entrants. Thats kind of the point. It’s shit, the songs are shit, we send boring shit instead of quirky shit and as a result we do shit. If we sent anyone actually good they would do shit as well. We need to send dumb ass shit like everyone else.
October 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
They’re all shit entrants. Thats kind of the point. It’s shit, the songs are shit, we send boring shit instead of quirky shit and as a result we do shit. If we sent anyone actually good they would do shit as well. We need to send dumb ass shit like everyone else.
Is that Phill from No No 38. If it is she told my mom and her pals during bridge club. Mary from Clinton road was there so all the girls at Sue Ryders will know. And if They all know the lot from the Old folks home will know to. And well that lot are better than a formal announcements in the Times
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Is that Phill from No No 38. If it is she told my mom and her pals during bridge club. Mary from Clinton road was there so all the girls at Sue Ryders will know. And if They all know the lot from the Old folks home will know to. And well that lot are better than a formal announcements in the Times
Who would have thought a bunch of people who gave up on the Tory party for being too woke would be a load of back stabbing arseholes. Next you’ll be telling me that the ones who stuck with the Conservatives all have IQs lower than their age.
September 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Who would have thought a bunch of people who gave up on the Tory party for being too woke would be a load of back stabbing arseholes. Next you’ll be telling me that the ones who stuck with the Conservatives all have IQs lower than their age.
I do this with my brother. Only it’s jobs I think he’d be good at. He was made redundant when Rover cars went bump and he struggled to get a decent job afterwards. Everywhere I’ve worked since I’ve thought Dave could do this or he’d be ace at that. He died about 6 years ago.
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I do this with my brother. Only it’s jobs I think he’d be good at. He was made redundant when Rover cars went bump and he struggled to get a decent job afterwards. Everywhere I’ve worked since I’ve thought Dave could do this or he’d be ace at that. He died about 6 years ago.
I genuinely had a guy moaning about 'foriners' and he then told me it wasn't like that when his grandad came here from Italy. He couldn't see the irony at all, even when explained slowly. 'But grandads white', he'd say. Ah! now I get whet your problem is.
September 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I genuinely had a guy moaning about 'foriners' and he then told me it wasn't like that when his grandad came here from Italy. He couldn't see the irony at all, even when explained slowly. 'But grandads white', he'd say. Ah! now I get whet your problem is.
I’m a senior fellow with the Royal College of Surgeons and one of the world’s top heart surgeons. I use Debussy’s Clair de Lune as befits someone of my station. So far 32 people have died but as I say I’m a senior fellow so who’s going to stop me.
September 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I’m a senior fellow with the Royal College of Surgeons and one of the world’s top heart surgeons. I use Debussy’s Clair de Lune as befits someone of my station. So far 32 people have died but as I say I’m a senior fellow so who’s going to stop me.
To all the religious people decrying what this chap is doing. Have you thought that this fess, like most, is just lies. Hmmmm, on balance you probably all just believed it didn’t you.
September 4, 2025 at 7:35 AM
To all the religious people decrying what this chap is doing. Have you thought that this fess, like most, is just lies. Hmmmm, on balance you probably all just believed it didn’t you.
- Cinquecento you and I know
- There was something in the air that night, it felt so right, Fiat Pando
- I.D, I.D, I,D (Buzz)
- There was something in the air that night, it felt so right, Fiat Pando
- I.D, I.D, I,D (Buzz)
September 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
- Cinquecento you and I know
- There was something in the air that night, it felt so right, Fiat Pando
- I.D, I.D, I,D (Buzz)
- There was something in the air that night, it felt so right, Fiat Pando
- I.D, I.D, I,D (Buzz)
The crimes of Stalin, Hitler and Pol Pot pale in to insignificances when measured against the unrestrained and unspeakable evil that is having four sausages with your full English followed by a bowl of fruit salad or a muffin.
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The crimes of Stalin, Hitler and Pol Pot pale in to insignificances when measured against the unrestrained and unspeakable evil that is having four sausages with your full English followed by a bowl of fruit salad or a muffin.
*Spoiler Alert*. Firstly it rolled in to a chestnut tree. Against the odds it then rolled in to the deep blue sea. Luckily it was saved before the fishes came with their dishes and scallops had bollocks for tea.
August 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
*Spoiler Alert*. Firstly it rolled in to a chestnut tree. Against the odds it then rolled in to the deep blue sea. Luckily it was saved before the fishes came with their dishes and scallops had bollocks for tea.
What the world needs right now is an It ain’t half hot mum reboot. A gritty expose of the bullying and racism rampant during the war Burma campaign in the British Artillery concert party.
August 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
What the world needs right now is an It ain’t half hot mum reboot. A gritty expose of the bullying and racism rampant during the war Burma campaign in the British Artillery concert party.
I like my women like I like my cars. Breaking down at least once a month and leaking fluids every time they hit a bump.
August 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I like my women like I like my cars. Breaking down at least once a month and leaking fluids every time they hit a bump.
Used to watch all motor sports. I then realised it's the only sport where it's more interesting the worse it's done. Without crashes it's just watching traffic cameras on 4x speed.
August 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Used to watch all motor sports. I then realised it's the only sport where it's more interesting the worse it's done. Without crashes it's just watching traffic cameras on 4x speed.
Bloody love Jack Russells
August 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bloody love Jack Russells
No, actual dog here (check my avatar) To be considered their leader you have to drink their piss. Do that next time or they will forever look down on you.
August 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
No, actual dog here (check my avatar) To be considered their leader you have to drink their piss. Do that next time or they will forever look down on you.
Celebrity bare knuckle Monkey boxing is the show we didn’t know we needed until now.
July 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Celebrity bare knuckle Monkey boxing is the show we didn’t know we needed until now.