Spartanburger
spartanburger.bsky.social
Spartanburger
@spartanburger.bsky.social
Multi-disciplinary artist | 🇨🇦 🇳🇿 | 32 | he/him | mostly sfw | always open for a chat

Fair warning: I have no idea what I am doing.

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Continuing on my data hoarding, collecting the original 1986 animated series and getting flashbanged by hearing bart fucking simpson voicing one of the ponies.
December 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Need a value neutral way to say the opposite of "this goes hard.". Like, "does not go hard" sounds like saying something is bad but there's things that are great that don't go hard. It goes soft. This is pleasant. It is comfy. Idk
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The future of knowledge is yours to protect. #Wikipedia25

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November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Fuckin rocking out
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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walter white bustin it down
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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So, stupid question, but is our plan really to just hope all our enemies die of natural causes? I don’t know guys
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance
The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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portfolio catch-up post 02
January 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I go to add an emoji react to a dm on discord and the Pregnant Man emoji is sitting there in my frequently used emoji list, talking to me like the green goblin mask.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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A small part of this that annoys me is how these companies won't make certain kinds of games because they're too risky, but they aren't averse to the risks of the plagiarism machine?
Call of Duty making a zillion dollars all the time -- and being supported by a literal trillion-dollar company -- and still using AI for art assets is so incredibly pathetic and infuriating.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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the 'clubs' they mentioned are a thing that just does NOT exist anymore. I honestly think that's the biggest hole

like, clubs, or lj comms, or single-interest forums just do not exist. Today you toss fanart/discussion onto an open sea and pray other fans will see it and engage, and if not, too bad
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows at you & meows a
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Banks are targeting individuals by name because of their "high risk" line of work who are too outspoken. This is why we need you to stand up for nsfw creators
Friend tried to donate to my Throne, flagged by fraud detection at Bank of America — bank identified the transaction as specially for “giantess voretuber Ana Valens”

I suspect I faced those Patreon / Ko-fi dings b/c financial institutions have me, specifically, on record as a high risk recipient!
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM