Spartanburger
@spartanburger.bsky.social
Multi-disciplinary artist | 🇨🇦 🇳🇿 | 32 | he/him | mostly sfw | always open for a chat
Fair warning: I have no idea what I am doing.
https://linktr.ee/thespartanburger
Fair warning: I have no idea what I am doing.
https://linktr.ee/thespartanburger
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spongebob me boy, kill this man
January 5, 2026 at 10:52 PM
spongebob me boy, kill this man
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second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
January 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
second degree murder, and specifically depraved heart murder, wherein the accused doesn't actively plan to kill a specific person or people but acts with callous disregard for human life - like firing a gun into a crowd or driving drunk - should apply to decisions made by CEOs and heads of industry
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Turned my music studio on for the first time in over 400 days. Encountered repeated BSODs.
The cause? Hardware fault with the memory.
and memory is like +200% in price
The cause? Hardware fault with the memory.
and memory is like +200% in price
I should turn my music studio back on
I should do that thing I like doing.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Turned my music studio on for the first time in over 400 days. Encountered repeated BSODs.
The cause? Hardware fault with the memory.
and memory is like +200% in price
The cause? Hardware fault with the memory.
and memory is like +200% in price
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Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
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Allow me to connect some dots for you:
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Allow me to connect some dots for you:
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.
Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
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Impeach him and send every member of this administration to the Hague. That's been my stance from the start and it isn't changing now.
January 3, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Impeach him and send every member of this administration to the Hague. That's been my stance from the start and it isn't changing now.
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We can’t have another three years of this
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM
We can’t have another three years of this
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Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.
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I am watching Tron: Uprising and I want Paige to sit on my face until I either choke or evolve gills
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I am watching Tron: Uprising and I want Paige to sit on my face until I either choke or evolve gills
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
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My final newsletter of 2025: We're in The Enshittifinancial Crisis, the fourth stage of enshittification, where companies turn on their shareholders. Unprofitable, unsustainable AI threatens future of venture capital, private equity and the markets themselves.
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The Enshittifinancial Crisis
Soundtrack: Lynyrd Skynyrd — Free Bird
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December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My final newsletter of 2025: We're in The Enshittifinancial Crisis, the fourth stage of enshittification, where companies turn on their shareholders. Unprofitable, unsustainable AI threatens future of venture capital, private equity and the markets themselves.
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...
www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...
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ah fuck i'm gonna have to decide what's the first thing i jerk off to in 2026. god fuck i cannot fuck this up
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
ah fuck i'm gonna have to decide what's the first thing i jerk off to in 2026. god fuck i cannot fuck this up
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Artists/animators looking for work:
Does anyone happen to know an animator that's open to commissions right now? I'm looking to get a ~30-45 second animation made
December 31, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Artists/animators looking for work:
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This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.
December 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it
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December 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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geth hips (gips) or some dumb shit like that idk
didn't really come out the way i envisioned it in my head, but sunk cost fallacy and all that jazz, you know
#robotart #robot #art #digitalart #masseffect
didn't really come out the way i envisioned it in my head, but sunk cost fallacy and all that jazz, you know
#robotart #robot #art #digitalart #masseffect
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
geth hips (gips) or some dumb shit like that idk
didn't really come out the way i envisioned it in my head, but sunk cost fallacy and all that jazz, you know
#robotart #robot #art #digitalart #masseffect
didn't really come out the way i envisioned it in my head, but sunk cost fallacy and all that jazz, you know
#robotart #robot #art #digitalart #masseffect
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today is the only day you can repost this
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
today is the only day you can repost this
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"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort
December 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"people can still download your art from bsky and feed it into AI" if gamer behavior has taught me anything, just one extra button press is more than enough to annoy a MASSIVE amount of people into not making the effort