spaghet
@spaghet.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood moron.
a.k.a. GonkeyKong
a.k.a. GonkeyKong
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Nothing stops a bad guy with a machete like a good guy with a machete
Nothing stops a bad guy with a machete like a good guy with a machete
From the Bossfight community on Reddit: Rise of The Machete Wielders
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November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Nothing stops a bad guy with a machete like a good guy with a machete
Nothing stops a bad guy with a machete like a good guy with a machete
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If youre still looking for your tribe, here’s a directory of hundreds of starter packs covering all interests and searchable by keyword. Repost and check it out.
All - Bluesky Directory
A curated collection of all things relating to the Blue Sky social media platform.
blueskydirectory.com
November 12, 2024 at 6:23 PM
If youre still looking for your tribe, here’s a directory of hundreds of starter packs covering all interests and searchable by keyword. Repost and check it out.
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Your chances of being killed by Weird Owl Yankovic are never zero
March 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Your chances of being killed by Weird Owl Yankovic are never zero
Dick Tracy looking-ass
January 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Dick Tracy looking-ass
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I've decided to stay alive in case something really stupid or beautiful happens
January 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I've decided to stay alive in case something really stupid or beautiful happens
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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow.
My logic is flawless.
My logic is flawless.
January 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow.
My logic is flawless.
My logic is flawless.
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that sexy pottery scene in ghost only we’re cutting off pieces of al pastor
January 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
that sexy pottery scene in ghost only we’re cutting off pieces of al pastor
Ya know… I don't make enough money. But my car does have butt warmers and rn that's everything.
January 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Ya know… I don't make enough money. But my car does have butt warmers and rn that's everything.
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I like when people look like how their names sound. Like Merle Haggard, or my friend Jimmy Fuckface
January 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I like when people look like how their names sound. Like Merle Haggard, or my friend Jimmy Fuckface
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every post is a banger if you never check the interactions on it after posting.
December 29, 2024 at 3:07 AM
every post is a banger if you never check the interactions on it after posting.
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*takes a swig from a flask filled with la croix*
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
*takes a swig from a flask filled with la croix*
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i’ll take “i don’t wanna do anything that i need to do” for 100, alex.
December 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
i’ll take “i don’t wanna do anything that i need to do” for 100, alex.
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this place is my brain’s junk drawer
December 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
this place is my brain’s junk drawer
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Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
December 3, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
Also my initials… you must now refer to me as GONKEY KONG!
March 21, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Also my initials… you must now refer to me as GONKEY KONG!
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“Dune is colonialist” “dune is a warning” wrong. The message of dune is that all computers must be destroyed and that doing cocaine gives you superpowers
March 4, 2024 at 12:47 AM
“Dune is colonialist” “dune is a warning” wrong. The message of dune is that all computers must be destroyed and that doing cocaine gives you superpowers
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Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
February 6, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Bluesky is officially “open” now (no more invites). So just a reminder to not engage with trolls and bad actors, there is no algorithm here to promote or spread them, replying to them is what puts them on everybody’s timelines. So block and give no oxygen.
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I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
February 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.