Mikey Two Wallets
@spacebingus.bsky.social
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I love sitting in my car while it's cold out while listening to music . Easily one of my favorite activities (<== can't feel his fingers)
February 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I love sitting in my car while it's cold out while listening to music . Easily one of my favorite activities (<== can't feel his fingers)
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Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
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The best Lovecraft creatures are the Mi-Go, because they're six-foot tall Crab-shrimp-dragonfly-mushrooms that want to extract your brain and put it in a jar solely so they can take it on an interstellar voyage and show you cool stuff
January 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The best Lovecraft creatures are the Mi-Go, because they're six-foot tall Crab-shrimp-dragonfly-mushrooms that want to extract your brain and put it in a jar solely so they can take it on an interstellar voyage and show you cool stuff
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
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This is one of the best tweets I’ve seen in a long time. Truly deserves recognition simply for being an exceptional tweet
January 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This is one of the best tweets I’ve seen in a long time. Truly deserves recognition simply for being an exceptional tweet
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daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius
January 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius
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Opting out of Gmail's Gemini AI summaries is a mess.
Here's how to do it, we think:
🔗 www.404media.co/opting-out-o...
Here's how to do it, we think:
🔗 www.404media.co/opting-out-o...
January 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Opting out of Gmail's Gemini AI summaries is a mess.
Here's how to do it, we think:
🔗 www.404media.co/opting-out-o...
Here's how to do it, we think:
🔗 www.404media.co/opting-out-o...
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if the government bans rednote i’m just going to start printing out my browser history every night before i go to bed and dropping it off at the Chinese consulate the next morning on my way to work.
January 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
if the government bans rednote i’m just going to start printing out my browser history every night before i go to bed and dropping it off at the Chinese consulate the next morning on my way to work.
If you were at a nature camp as a child and saw two white children singing Clint Eastwood for the end of the week talent show- I was one of those children. Singing the rap verses. Whitest 11 year old female you've ever seen.
January 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If you were at a nature camp as a child and saw two white children singing Clint Eastwood for the end of the week talent show- I was one of those children. Singing the rap verses. Whitest 11 year old female you've ever seen.
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🚨 Milk Bar: my sci-fi, alternate-timeline OSR game set in a post-Soviet Poland hit its first draft release today!
🎲 Quick, simplified rules
🌃 Unique retro-futuristic city setting
🛠️ Progression system tied to basebuilding
🥟 Pierogi
Grab a demo version now:
peregrinecoast.press/products/mil...
🎲 Quick, simplified rules
🌃 Unique retro-futuristic city setting
🛠️ Progression system tied to basebuilding
🥟 Pierogi
Grab a demo version now:
peregrinecoast.press/products/mil...
Milk Bar: sci-fi roleplaying in a post-Soviet Poland
After Ameripol pushed too hard, cut too many corners, and ignored one-too-many warning lights, The Belt was shorn in half and their sick experiments flooded our farmland and destroyed our city. The ma...
peregrinecoast.press
January 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
🚨 Milk Bar: my sci-fi, alternate-timeline OSR game set in a post-Soviet Poland hit its first draft release today!
🎲 Quick, simplified rules
🌃 Unique retro-futuristic city setting
🛠️ Progression system tied to basebuilding
🥟 Pierogi
Grab a demo version now:
peregrinecoast.press/products/mil...
🎲 Quick, simplified rules
🌃 Unique retro-futuristic city setting
🛠️ Progression system tied to basebuilding
🥟 Pierogi
Grab a demo version now:
peregrinecoast.press/products/mil...
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I really hope at some point the rightwing victimhood thing rings hollow because we’re at the point now where they have the Supreme Court, 99.9% of billionaires, the house, the senate, the presidency, and they’re going “you know who is oppressing us now? The deaf”
🔊 PSA for nondisabled people 🔊
It's time to step the FUCK up if you wanna be an ally.
ASL interpretation is being targeted by right wing cry baby douchebags.
Shut this shit down when you see it. SPEAK UP. This barrage of ASL hate is heavier than usual.
It's time to step the FUCK up if you wanna be an ally.
ASL interpretation is being targeted by right wing cry baby douchebags.
Shut this shit down when you see it. SPEAK UP. This barrage of ASL hate is heavier than usual.
January 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I really hope at some point the rightwing victimhood thing rings hollow because we’re at the point now where they have the Supreme Court, 99.9% of billionaires, the house, the senate, the presidency, and they’re going “you know who is oppressing us now? The deaf”
2025 is gonna be my year- the year of the FREAK!
January 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
2025 is gonna be my year- the year of the FREAK!
Huzzah! The bluesky shortage ends!
January 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Huzzah! The bluesky shortage ends!
Oh shit does bsky even have polls
January 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Oh shit does bsky even have polls
It's midwestern dads doing donuts in the mall parking lot season
January 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's midwestern dads doing donuts in the mall parking lot season
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
They call me Mikey two wallets
January 11, 2025 at 5:06 AM
They call me Mikey two wallets
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You probably think vinyl records, cassette tapes or compact discs are retro; I get my new music releases on floppy disk
January 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You probably think vinyl records, cassette tapes or compact discs are retro; I get my new music releases on floppy disk
Despite me being a chronic bluesky user I have actually only spent around two hours on the phone today. Cheer and clap!
January 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Despite me being a chronic bluesky user I have actually only spent around two hours on the phone today. Cheer and clap!
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Why stop at shower chairs? Why not like a shower sectional, or a bed even? Do I have to think of everything?
January 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Why stop at shower chairs? Why not like a shower sectional, or a bed even? Do I have to think of everything?
Hank is growing more evil by the day . For the good of all humans!
January 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Hank is growing more evil by the day . For the good of all humans!
You look at one twink's page and suddenly all the algorithms need to show you MORE ... I'm surrounded on all sides and need backup
January 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You look at one twink's page and suddenly all the algorithms need to show you MORE ... I'm surrounded on all sides and need backup