![Text message conversation with Mom.
To Mom, "Hey Mom, why'd you go with this design for little Jimmy's baby blanket?"
To Mom [a picture of a crochet baby blanket of the bear flag]
From Mom "We all call him Little Bear so I googled Bear patterns and I thought these colors were just too cute!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvgc6566pkgezmoll46x7atv/bafkreiddn5frwwtvw2yeij7giuxbh2jgizftakiogweuyfob6dzoad2eea@jpeg)
planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy 😔
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy 😔
reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq 😋
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq 😋
[hyping up my ouroboros friend] body is eatinggggggggg
March 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
[hyping up my ouroboros friend] body is eatinggggggggg
you have to be hairy, but not too hairy
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
you have to be hairy, but not too hairy
I've seen some of your holes more than my own
February 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I've seen some of your holes more than my own
sorry I was evil back there or whatever. it will happen again
January 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
sorry I was evil back there or whatever. it will happen again
Reposted by matt
Me, scared of salmonella, cooking chicken.
top. bottom. side. you shall all burn just the same
January 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Me, scared of salmonella, cooking chicken.
top. bottom. side. you shall all burn just the same
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
top. bottom. side. you shall all burn just the same
men can joke but gay men can only selfie
January 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
men can joke but gay men can only selfie
waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pérez review
January 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pérez review
bluesky still not having pictures in dms is so funny. you will fall in love with me strictly from my letters
January 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
bluesky still not having pictures in dms is so funny. you will fall in love with me strictly from my letters
touch me pizza and buy my butt
January 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
touch me pizza and buy my butt
daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius
January 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
daddy, I don't like the man you become after a kiwi guava celsius