![Text message conversation with Mom.
To Mom, "Hey Mom, why'd you go with this design for little Jimmy's baby blanket?"
To Mom [a picture of a crochet baby blanket of the bear flag]
From Mom "We all call him Little Bear so I googled Bear patterns and I thought these colors were just too cute!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nvgc6566pkgezmoll46x7atv/bafkreiddn5frwwtvw2yeij7giuxbh2jgizftakiogweuyfob6dzoad2eea@jpeg)
planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy 😔
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
planet fitness permanently banned me for being too hairy 😔
reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq 😋
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
reminder you can have a cruelty-free bottom-friendly bbq 😋
you have to be hairy, but not too hairy
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
you have to be hairy, but not too hairy
waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pérez review
January 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
waiting for the @jpbrammer.bsky.social emilia pérez review
touch me pizza and buy my butt
January 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
touch me pizza and buy my butt
bottoms just don't understand how expensive this is
January 17, 2025 at 3:55 AM
bottoms just don't understand how expensive this is
As a gay male instacart shopper, I use subtle clues about my sexuality in my profile so that people feel more comfortable ordering from me than a normal guy. When it comes to grocery shopping, I am basically a girl.
January 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
As a gay male instacart shopper, I use subtle clues about my sexuality in my profile so that people feel more comfortable ordering from me than a normal guy. When it comes to grocery shopping, I am basically a girl.
just watched this super cute movie on netflix. if you're ever feeling sad, this will cheer you right up! 😍
January 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
just watched this super cute movie on netflix. if you're ever feeling sad, this will cheer you right up! 😍
darkness seems to be winning a lot
January 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
darkness seems to be winning a lot